Post B05Oxsa0ZEtpXMmKi8 by smathermather@mapstodon.space
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(DIR) Post #B05OxENC3Ssiq2TXBQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-10T00:18:16Z
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Thinking about a queen ant filing her taxes and putting down 40,000 dependents then sending them all to the IRS when she gets audited.
(DIR) Post #B05OxFBt0zQnNGC1CK by roknrol@beige.party
2025-11-10T00:19:28Z
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@futurebird Ah, but if she's a Queen, she's rich so already doesn't pay taxes.
(DIR) Post #B05OxGGX1Ck0hxNF4q by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-10T00:20:12Z
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@roknrol Sadly for ants "queen" is just a title and comes with no stipend.
(DIR) Post #B05OxGuwax4EjIHW4G by Ehay2k@mastodon.social
2025-11-10T00:36:21Z
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@futurebird @roknrolShe eats for free, and doesn't pay rent, yet doesn't have to declare any of it as income? 😉
(DIR) Post #B05OxLk8eYOXhEGSQ4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-10T00:19:39Z
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Ants would NEVER cheat on taxes. Now a cat...
(DIR) Post #B05Oxsa0ZEtpXMmKi8 by smathermather@mapstodon.space
2025-11-10T00:20:35Z
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@futurebird a cat would barely be conscious they were cheating on taxes. And they would do it every time.
(DIR) Post #B05P1CvPNgQ3VONKfQ by tshirtman@mas.to
2025-11-10T00:46:50Z
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@futurebird i'm dubious that cats would ever even fill their taxes.
(DIR) Post #B05P2i3R7z6GLDqYam by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-10T00:21:24Z
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@smathermather "one for you three for me..." is just how they count.
(DIR) Post #B05P2jU3oTzUm5JKjI by smathermather@mapstodon.space
2025-11-10T00:21:55Z
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@futurebird it's a number *system*!
(DIR) Post #B05P9kUoRs3twO0ZnM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-10T00:23:43Z
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@roknrol My pet queen ant is a working class girl interested in animal husbandry* and "reclamation*" *aphids*finding things people dropped
(DIR) Post #B05PnXZjuEqpS4HqTo by skotchygut@social.seattle.wa.us
2025-11-10T00:55:31Z
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@futurebird assets: 5,000 sugar aphids
(DIR) Post #B05R4QfWwCd6uNc22y by adriano@lile.cl
2025-11-10T00:21:10Z
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@futurebird putting the C in RICO
(DIR) Post #B05VS3guQ5MOPWmQoS by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2025-11-10T01:58:49Z
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@futurebird A cat would be all, "I left you that gopher. You can't have missed it. I put it right where your feet go when you get out of bed!"
(DIR) Post #B05ag7AgmBtz1uEP3o by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-11-10T02:57:30Z
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@mikemccaffrey Monarchs have very complex taxes since so many of them live for part of the year in Mexico ... and of course the whole caterpillar vs. butterfly transition complicates their taxes even more since they obviously change profession after metamorphosis. Really the whole thing ought to be simplified for this common situation.