Post AzwFzVFLHmRbzNaxF2 by ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us
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(DIR) Post #Aayv5wURjQ3PVdzZfU by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T02:54:32Z
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Error: your email address must contain at least one upper case letter, number, and special character
(DIR) Post #Aayv5xVXwoWofLVy1Q by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T02:58:16Z
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Error: password already in use by another user
(DIR) Post #AwSrJ98JhYPAa6k0u0 by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T03:04:26Z
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Error: new password must match one of your last five passwords
(DIR) Post #AwSrJ9mNIcRoaLU0LA by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T03:04:53Z
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Error: password cannot be a valid Perl program
(DIR) Post #AwSrJANx2uVOSt40uW by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T03:06:34Z
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Error: username cannot contain ASCII
(DIR) Post #AwSrJAvH31A08Eecqm by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T03:09:16Z
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Your username strength is: 🟥 weak
(DIR) Post #AwSrJBQp9iOhi5Pp1k by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T03:20:11Z
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Error: your password must contain your mother's maiden name
(DIR) Post #AwSrJC9UTe7twcJUeG by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T03:42:12Z
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Security question: what was your first password?
(DIR) Post #AwSrJCtZiIzQFXsITo by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T04:18:07Z
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Error: password cannot hurt admin's feelings
(DIR) Post #AwSrJDiGfpXUmlamUi by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T04:26:05Z
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Security question: Like, what is security, really, anyway, man?
(DIR) Post #AwSrJEXJc2N9L5TY3s by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T04:29:11Z
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Error: password cannot be AI generated, cheater
(DIR) Post #AwSrJFJWimw9kc23Cy by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T04:33:49Z
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Error: password cannot remind me of her, how could you do this to me
(DIR) Post #AwSrJFv6T4zjd9c3mK by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T17:18:31Z
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Objection: password irrelevant
(DIR) Post #AwSrJGZs1VbXfagcK0 by ricci@discuss.systems
2023-10-21T17:19:50Z
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Username expired: log in to change it
(DIR) Post #AwSrJH8Fxf6tOEm4v2 by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T15:46:33Z
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Error: password must contain one letter and one number.No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJHy0rEVhykzPai by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T15:46:54Z
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Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJIjA1wDyKz3452 by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T16:01:15Z
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Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz
(DIR) Post #AwSrJJZGuBuMwbQgIy by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T16:20:46Z
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Error: Password does not spark joy.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJK473WZuUFrJNQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T17:29:05Z
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Error: Passwords? In this economy?
(DIR) Post #AwSrJKmmNSJ6imkyzw by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T18:05:28Z
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Error: Password has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJLTfnycOropErA by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T19:09:05Z
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Error: Password is fine probably but it looks like you know about computers, I've been having this problem with my printer can you take a look at it.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJM85Niwct9jVqa by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T19:44:38Z
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Warning: Password is going to be really embarrassing when it's revealed in a data breach.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJMocpYyL15dU9Y by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T21:49:38Z
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Error: Password cannot be the date of your death.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJNSKRwjP0EDC2S by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-03-27T05:34:13Z
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Error: Password cannot contain secret war plan
(DIR) Post #AwSrJNzITN6QeTdWQS by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-07-24T16:53:32Z
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Error: Password must contain at least one uppercase number
(DIR) Post #AwSrJSxM01WG3tlXai by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-01T23:17:11Z
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Error: In order to reduce our impact on the environment, passwords must be recycled.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJYqq59sCLQlQGm by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-02T00:23:56Z
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Error: If you ever want to see your password again, leave $50,000 in small unmarked bills under the Oak Street bridge at midnight.
(DIR) Post #AwSrJetXc1bF5Y4fJY by ricci@discuss.systems
2024-04-02T00:57:27Z
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Error: For sale: one password, never used
(DIR) Post #AwSrVQmhtpt0nkUW0m by ives@mstdn.social
2025-07-24T16:56:01Z
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@ricci Roman numerals to the rescue!
(DIR) Post #AwSrZnjuUnfl9YGbmC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-07-24T16:56:50Z
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Error: Password must be your crypto wallet private key
(DIR) Post #AwSrhRwNQZHrrTkG12 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-07-24T16:58:13Z
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Error: Password cannot be in the Epstein files
(DIR) Post #AwSrrHf6UvvCsYM4mW by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-07-24T16:59:59Z
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Error: Password already exposed at Coldplay concert
(DIR) Post #AwStdAoDNeNJTk13Me by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-07-24T17:19:47Z
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@ah old style numerals what up
(DIR) Post #AwT9V23ZdUCPHfL8aW by gparker@discuss.systems
2025-07-24T20:17:40Z
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@ricci no but seriously I had to change multiple passwords containing uppercase numbers when smartphones became a thing. If you know that the password contains "shift-6", but not what character that is, then you can't type that password on a phone keyboard.
(DIR) Post #AwTM57sCgbKpCNzzkW by treleanor@aus.social
2025-07-24T22:38:35Z
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@ricci @oheso 🤦♀️🙈
(DIR) Post #AwUkQnww2Cvdpr2fHV by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-07-25T14:46:11Z
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Warning: Username is already in use by another user, but I'll let you share, as a treat
(DIR) Post #Azu7tAYM7eBY7g2Nvc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-04T14:13:07Z
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Error: password must have:* Two special characters * That have a conversation * About something other than a man
(DIR) Post #AzuKzp4hfvLqwMfeOu by jrosell@mastodon.social
2025-11-04T16:39:57Z
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@ricci hahaha. I guess it would be a problem.
(DIR) Post #AzuL2dqvr5Jl0KZcjQ by jrosell@mastodon.social
2025-11-04T16:40:30Z
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@ricci I like this one.
(DIR) Post #AzuL8thnpOYduNHoMy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-04T16:41:38Z
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@jrosell thanks I'll keep it, then
(DIR) Post #AzuLLqzzCdEPHIyAhE by cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04T16:43:57Z
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@ricci my new password is ILikeBigButts
(DIR) Post #AzuLO6YWKiRm6fCDK4 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-04T16:44:24Z
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@cjust excuse me I think that is a lie
(DIR) Post #AzuLXkzTMpKM7QPBM8 by cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04T16:46:06Z
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@ricci
(DIR) Post #AzulsGtn2XYdgGBpnk by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-04T21:41:07Z
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@ricci NEIN!
(DIR) Post #AzumbyDwny075APR2W by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-04T21:49:25Z
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@ricci May the password contain characters that can be found in a dictionary?
(DIR) Post #AzumkC4hBxdKMA0FQO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-04T21:50:54Z
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@manu depends on what language
(DIR) Post #AzuwmkxtRO2ggggLCq by brandonpedro@mastodon.social
2025-11-04T23:43:22Z
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@ricci
(DIR) Post #Azv0PG5yRlvs6SVpk8 by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2025-11-05T00:23:57Z
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@ricci Eye have passwords for a number of entities that are clearly insults aimed at those entities, Rob.
(DIR) Post #Azv7wUElaXFDCNPtDM by gnometsunami@mastodon.social
2025-11-05T01:48:23Z
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@ricci Error: password must:* be at lease 1024 bits* be the sum of 2 primes
(DIR) Post #Azv9YA4r5fMddGJElU by pauamma@mstdn.social
2025-11-05T02:06:24Z
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@ricci Error: password must be a valid APL program.
(DIR) Post #AzvM3ZRo0u2uk9mtWK by Longspeak@chirp.enworld.org
2025-11-05T04:26:33Z
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@ricci Most every password I use on sites that require frequent changes or complicated schemes break this rule. Except these are work-related corporate sites and I assume the admins have no souls or feelings.
(DIR) Post #AzvNT5CVC1q4PyMHz6 by dragonarchitect@rubber.social
2025-11-05T04:42:23Z
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@ricci Oh I guess they can't talk about plucked chickens, then. :)
(DIR) Post #AzvQjOHqIZwS6mKADI by X2l2@tuiter.rocks
2025-11-05T05:18:56Z
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@ricci ha ha they must past the turing test for movies or something
(DIR) Post #AzvVdpqXQ3tDcGitIe by derek@www.glidden.life
2025-11-05T06:13:57Z
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@ricci This is a joke, but I recently had to make a password that included "special" characters, but they filtered out - essentially - all the SQL reserved characters as "invalid".
(DIR) Post #Azvfydi4jjzVbAK812 by hanscees@ieji.de
2025-11-05T08:09:44Z
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@ricci @bram so it's catdogfishfooD9€3
(DIR) Post #Azvh4Q1WdQIuqJjziS by burn@infosec.exchange
2025-11-05T08:22:01Z
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@ricci Error: password cannot harm, or by omission of action allow to be harmed, a human being
(DIR) Post #AzvzZnwDZP0tAENEsC by sudo200@layer8.space
2025-11-05T11:49:22Z
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@ricci *****************
(DIR) Post #AzwB5HQ96RcF4laFNY by okennedy@discuss.systems
2025-11-05T13:58:21Z
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@ricci Error: Your password has not been posted to a group chat.
(DIR) Post #AzwBKRwaGC5w3ZzQRc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-05T14:01:05Z
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@okennedy yet
(DIR) Post #AzwCsTFtzRiRvNoPXU by Benhm3@mastodon.social
2025-11-05T14:18:22Z
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@ricci Error: Password is irony deficient.
(DIR) Post #AzwFzVFLHmRbzNaxF2 by ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us
2025-11-05T14:53:18Z
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@ricci yermom
(DIR) Post #AzwK3yqnYm90mOVOIy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-05T15:38:57Z
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Password warning: What if our special characters... 👉 👈 😳
(DIR) Post #AzwVyGk5KCsryxPMrg by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-05T17:52:22Z
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@ricci 𓅄𓈪𓀰𓎆𓎇𓎈!
(DIR) Post #AzwWEMqeOJ87YK9hei by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-05T17:55:17Z
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@ricci Insecurity question: What are you afraid of?
(DIR) Post #AzwWaudBT51chObgky by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-05T17:59:21Z
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@ricci Error: password must not contain the word salt, otherwise the resulting hash will be too salty.
(DIR) Post #AzwWfHVQMUqEno3omm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-05T18:00:09Z
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@manu nothing wrong with double-salting your password hashes
(DIR) Post #AzwWvvjyXPg4Dmo0kC by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-05T18:03:09Z
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@ricci Depends on the cultural context and local customs, I guess. Salt doesn't burn very well, though. Even in a pipe.
(DIR) Post #AzwX8kPvwt1MrqXjNY by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-05T18:04:13Z
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@ricci Error: password hash must be legal in your local jurisdiction.
(DIR) Post #AzwX8lhhAKp4rDrQhc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-05T18:05:28Z
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@manu Error: password is subject to age verification
(DIR) Post #AzwXnayXxRB7SQD7rM by manu@freiburg.social
2025-11-05T18:12:51Z
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@ricci Error: password must be at least 18 years old to enter.
(DIR) Post #Azwfj93wavnlMV7lOy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-05T19:41:42Z
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Error: password must be this tall 🫳 to ride
(DIR) Post #Azwg270kRk0IV8fogq by louis@social.louis-vallat.dev
2025-11-05T19:45:10.673Z
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@ricci@discuss.systems Error: your password isn't safe.Please console it, it feels very alone in the void of this text box :neocat_hug_blob_sad:
(DIR) Post #AzwjL6h29WIGsbCXYG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-05T20:22:11Z
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Error: that's the kind of password an idiot would put on his luggage!
(DIR) Post #Azwmeg0XNTkblpLZtw by wiersdorf@fosstodon.org
2025-11-05T20:59:18Z
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@ricci Error: password needs a signed permission slip from its parents to be allowed
(DIR) Post #Azx4AgVSkzz5nxf184 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-06T00:15:36Z
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Error: password is not a place of honor, no highly esteemed login is commemorated here
(DIR) Post #Azx52vRrQ4L3meq7uq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-11-06T00:25:23Z
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Error: A password* may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm* must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law* must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law
(DIR) Post #Azx6cFsPYksFELfX1s by AlanSill@mast.hpc.social
2025-11-06T00:42:50Z
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@ricci ABANDON ALL PASSWORDS, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!
(DIR) Post #Azx8MrDTADLiJQIv7w by pmonson@discuss.systems
2025-11-06T01:02:32Z
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@ricci Error: password Must be an anagram of username
(DIR) Post #AzxESAHuHbbsdPIHJ2 by okennedy@discuss.systems
2025-11-06T02:10:49Z
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@ricci Error: Password's value and velocity can not be measured simultaneously.
(DIR) Post #B06KYNClsM5QKdS4zQ by felixf@chaos.social
2025-11-08T12:00:20Z
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@ricci wait can you even determine that in NP time? 🙈
(DIR) Post #B06MtSJsFrRKBSxGNc by CowboyWho@libranigans.com
2025-11-07T18:39:42Z
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@ricci https://youtu.be/74YMgSCvKjw
(DIR) Post #B06OnMnk3gnzEx9Koi by marbles@mastodon.iow.social
2025-11-07T17:53:57Z
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@ricci
(DIR) Post #B06RtAv1RyeBzG14Bk by mark@mastodon.fixermark.com
2025-11-07T21:41:46Z
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@ricci I have used systems that reject characters in passwords that look suspiciously like perl operators (or, more often, SQL control symbols) and it does not fill me with confidence in the system managing my password.
(DIR) Post #B1lWDFaWC5xEpauuOm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-12-30T05:57:11Z
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Error: password will soon be visited by three ghosts