Post AzlkljUEVKUPwLulZw by eswag@dju.social
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 (DIR) Post #AzlN6HPpfX3c3q7ZFg by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
       2025-10-31T06:39:50Z
       
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       I am always seeing news stories about men getting caught not wearing pants (trousers) on webcam or seeing them openly fantasize about not having to wear pants. I have to conclude y’all find them extremely uncomfortable. May I suggest: skirts? Pants were invented to make it easier to ride horses. Most civilizations that didn’t do a lot of horse riding have traditionally garbed men in skirts. You can in fact just wear a skirt. You can call it a kilt if that helps
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlfuDUCLqoXWm7m9A by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
       2025-10-31T11:50:04Z
       
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       I'm getting the perfect mastodon viral experience: 99 people discussing where to buy skirts with pockets and 1 single-user instance accusing me of committing forcefem
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlfuE7XzYI1UoXCTo by 0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
       2025-10-31T12:17:52Z
       
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       the idea that I'd try to sneakily trans people by suggesting they wear skirts for practical reasons is especially strange in the context that I never, ever wear skirts. 😂 I can't stand them because I *was* forced to wear them as a child and teen to Perform Servile Gender. They make me profoundly uncomfortable. But if someone else feels more comfortable in them, I want them to be able to embrace that!
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlfuEjTiWdBOSHUbQ by nicholas@aklp.club
       2025-10-31T12:21:51.606121Z
       
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       I tried a kilt for a summer, let me warn anyone thinking about it: you're going to have to put bug spray in places you've never thought about putting it before.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlkljUEVKUPwLulZw by eswag@dju.social
       2025-10-31T10:05:36Z
       
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       @0xabad1dea Due for revival:
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlmxNcro8TFWWdPdY by nicholas@aklp.club
       2025-10-31T13:40:51.903133Z
       
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       going "regimental"I'm not familiar with this expression, is that the same as "commando" (sans underpants)?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlpyPQksovHGy9Tge by m0xEE@nosh0b10.m0xee.net
       2025-10-31T14:14:26Z
       
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       @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchangeWearing a skirt and not calling it a skirt ruins half the fun! 😏
       
 (DIR) Post #Azlr6ZF8NsJxycAcVM by piggo@piggo.space
       2025-10-31T12:25:06.096610Z
       
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       @0xabad1dea cargo shorts style kilt would be interesting ngl
       
 (DIR) Post #Azlr6afP5gvcONT75c by gbargoud@masto.nyc
       2025-10-31T14:01:27Z
       
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       @piggo @0xabad1dea https://utilikilts.com/
       
 (DIR) Post #Azlr6brUeEC26A8HZY by piggo@piggo.space
       2025-10-31T14:06:03.626352Z
       
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       @gbargoud @0xabad1dea the great thing about a kilt is that i think i could just sew it myself. you don't need to be super exact with the cut
       
 (DIR) Post #Azlr6cl9JIiEsmAjK4 by nicholas@aklp.club
       2025-10-31T14:27:17.282436Z
       
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       This is, in fact, how the utilikilt company was founded. Guy was working on his motorcycle in cargo shorts and thought 🤔 if I stich the legs together, I would still have all my pockets, but it would be less restricting while I try to maneuver around under the bike
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlrGHu3hykr5rwns8 by nicholas@aklp.club
       2025-10-31T14:29:08.261414Z
       
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       Indeed, the very kilt I had 👍
       
 (DIR) Post #AzlrLPkTxy2osFue5w by thegpfury@infosec.exchange
       2025-10-31T12:26:19Z
       
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       @piggo @0xabad1dea Utilikilt!