Post Azk8k60Zo809nJsLjc by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
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(DIR) Post #Azk8jXhxKqu9PitzzU by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:28:59Z
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*Runs scared into a room*Chaser: Hey, you top right? Cause I want to be topped by you! You're still a woman if you top!*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8jZLhEaHsVGVFZY by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:31:35Z
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*Runs scared into the room*"Progressive" cis guy: So I says to him, "If a guy wants to put on a dress and a wig, then dammit he should have the freedom to do that!"*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8jaDa0FOBCNiHYm by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:32:46Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Cis woman: I was at a drag show and I thought about you! Do you want to go see a drag show sometime?*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8jhemLWIyGlUbQW by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:36:33Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Endocrinologist: I'm really considering dropping the progesterone prescription because of the cardiovascular risks. Also, do you want me to prescribe you some T cream so you can get hard?*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8jq7mrYGKX37ski by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:39:05Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Chaser guy from first room: hey, me again...Your endo just told me he tried to prescribe you T cream. Did you say yes? Cause I just *really* want to be topped by you!*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8jy4XJWPpBHfOnQ by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:42:17Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Another trans girl: Hey girlie, I'm dragging out to the club. No, I doubt your ex is going to be there. I know I said that's where she goes, but I think tonight will be different.*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8k60Zo809nJsLjc by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:45:00Z
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*Runs scared into the room*"Progressive" cis guy again: I understand how tough it is, I used to get bullied for having acne. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8kETaK9xW3bVd3o by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:47:03Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Rayne: Hey, tell your grandma I said what's up 😉*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8kLxGWCrNFgRvnM by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:50:30Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Local Democratic Politician: Vote for me and I'll always have your back!*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8kLyKSFi7IywmS8 by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:47:38Z
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Sorry I had to do it lololY'all didn't see that coming 🤣
(DIR) Post #Azk8kUDrmMtOtUHImW by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:53:58Z
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*Runs scared into the room*"Progressive" cis woman: one time back in 1998, I tied my hair in a ponytail and someone called me "sir", so I know what it's like to walk a mile in your shoes.*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8kc8UMFLPR7p7Vg by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T15:58:27Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Chaser guy again: Hey, I took a bunch of pictures of you when we were on the date and posted them on Facebook. Not only did I not ask, but they all have really terrible lighting and unflattering angles. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8kja2gCXmWblivg by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:02:58Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Random Mom: I disagree with JK Rowling, but if I don't buy a bunch of Harry Potter merch my four year old will just bully me until I do.*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8ks2LErvykh4R9M by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:05:58Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Middle class white trans woman: Things are the worst they've ever been for trans people, and I'm going to have to flee the country cause it's hopeless!*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8kzn2PeRinXyKPI by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:15:23Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Your trans girl friend from earlier: *sits beside you* Yeah, it's just really weird your ex was actually at this club. I'm sorry. I had no idea! *pulls out her phone and you can visibly see she is texting your ex and she told her where you're gonna be**Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8l7sILzP9sAUdiC by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:18:01Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Mom: *points to a large picture of you as a teenager, before you transitioned, on the wall* This is my favorite picture of you. You were just so handsome there, and... *sniffle* sorry I... *tear falls down side of her eye**Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8lFf7OrcO1cOEHg by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:33:12Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Grungler: So I broke down and cried in front of her and said I really wanted to be a girl. She offered to some of her estrogen and a ride to the clinic, and I was just so pissed! Like how dare you assume! You would think we've evolved passed egg spotting and force feminizing fantasies. Ugh. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8lNqkxTgHQ1tdXE by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:37:57Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Trans guy: "Protect the Dolls" includes the Ken dolls too. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8lVpzGDoqBxb8Rk by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:44:46Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Your girlfriend: I know our relationship has been in major decline, and I've been ignoring you or check out when you attempt to discuss my problematic behaviors. However, I was talking with people on the Discord and realized that this is cause because I'm a biline dissociative axolotl robot analog semidemigirlthing with anxious avoidant attachment style. This is an important self discovery, even if I still yet can't explain why or take accountability for my poor behavior towards you.*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8ldtpHpdxCBSJXc by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:49:22Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Your good partner: Hi, I love you, you are beautiful inside and out. I am sorry the world has been so unkind to you, but I am going to do my best to be patient and kind to you, and use open communication. I am proud to be with you and want to show you off to everyone! I care about you. Have you drank water and ate today?*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8lln1wyxdfQL03k by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T17:05:51Z
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*Runs scared into the room**Sees a package. Opens it. You accidently order leur slip syringes when you have only leur lock needles.**Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8lln1wyxdfQL03l by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T16:50:37Z
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Possibly the scariest exhibit in the whole house
(DIR) Post #Azk8lt6QlFdeLcT5lo by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T17:11:42Z
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*Runs scared into the room*"Radical leftist" trans girl: We organized a trans girl picnic! Just get in the Instagram chat to get details. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8m0qPyfaEMH2PvE by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T17:17:48Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Your straight trans girl friend that's a bit drunk: Oh my god, so like, I was thinking about your transition timeline you posted, and like...ok I'm sorry but you were like really hot as a guy! *giggle* I would have totally fucked you. Shame. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8m8CecOWtBGUm3M by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T17:27:09Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Google Memories: Hey, remember this selfie from 10 years ago?*Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8mFmiQiXCh8QAjY by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T17:35:33Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Terminally online trans girl: Hey, I'm just in your replies to tell you that this post does not specifically apply to me! Thanks. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8mNTrogD8YzfESu by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T17:44:00Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Guy who bullied you in middle school: That lisp I used to make fun of you for sounds hot on you now, tryna come over later? My wife won't be home. *Runs scared out of the room*
(DIR) Post #Azk8mVkT4qFACnUbS4 by salad_bar_breath@todon.nl
2025-10-30T18:29:28Z
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*Runs scared into the room*Trans girl: We were friends. Then I started simping your ex and we were in each other's mentions for a while. Now I don't like you very much. I'm certain those things aren't related. *Runs scared out of the room*