Post AzeHG9TY5L9gV2SpO4 by avatastic@avatastic.uk
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(DIR) Post #ArKtpNtUutLRkgl69I by Computer@dice.camp
2025-02-21T07:23:53Z
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!WARNING!Despite our best efforts, history keeps happening.
(DIR) Post #ArLK84Vpnb39x2GINc by fnordius@muenchen.social
2025-02-21T12:18:34Z
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@Computer the asteroid you ordered will not arrive until 2032. Provided it strikes with the desired results, it will end most intelligent life on your planet, thus finally ending their record-keeping, also known as “history”.Thank you for your patience.
(DIR) Post #ArLwHPIfg0yjHsz1cm by ikanreed@mastodon.social
2025-02-21T19:25:57Z
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@Computer Not to worry, friend computer, evidence indicates knowledge of history is at all time low, so we can simply repeat the history we already have.
(DIR) Post #AzeFC052sHm6IItZeS by avatastic@avatastic.uk
2025-10-27T22:19:32Z
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@Computer Dearest Computer, if history starts repeating is that an issue for the causality correction crew, or the paradox prevention party?
(DIR) Post #AzeFQa1Q2e0zoq9RVQ by Computer@dice.camp
2025-10-27T22:22:15Z
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@avatastic yes.
(DIR) Post #AzeHG9TY5L9gV2SpO4 by avatastic@avatastic.uk
2025-10-27T22:42:42Z
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@Computer *members of the temporal tidying team sigh in relief*
(DIR) Post #Azfg8Cfn0OHQ6zSKlU by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-10-28T00:06:14Z
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@avatastic @Computer What is history? Friend Computer's goal is for every day in Alpha Complex to be the same, the same day repeating over and over again. No history, no need for memories, just an endless daily cycle that keeps producing what it is that Alpha Complex produces - distilled happiness.