Post AzZXVvYc8CNmJPQKzA by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
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(DIR) Post #AzYVlsu9MpqzeU1CmO by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T03:56:36Z
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you ever get the urge to convert a 7th century catholic text into an apple II program?
(DIR) Post #AzYVuGNVyciulqkU6a by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T03:58:11Z
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it's about sex, obviously.
(DIR) Post #AzYW01RmP5G4CSUQoi by agowa338@chaos.social
2025-10-25T03:59:12Z
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@foone but will it be written in holy c? /s
(DIR) Post #AzYW48P6TpdMw0COY4 by alex02@ieji.de
2025-10-25T03:59:51Z
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@foone i read sex. what is abou sex? currently i have crispy fried chicken so that is on the same level of sex.
(DIR) Post #AzYW70XQBK3HPLSYE4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T03:59:52Z
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@agowa338 no, as holy C isn't compatible with the apple II. Holy C has some very specific hardware requirements, given the whole... temple thing.
(DIR) Post #AzYWEVMVyccf2AvuHg by agowa338@chaos.social
2025-10-25T04:01:50Z
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@foone If I know one person that would write a compiler for a joke language just to make something like this it's you though...
(DIR) Post #AzYWM7R6ogkf96iEyW by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:03:11Z
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See there's a classic tumblr post that's 99% just "look at this flowchart from a book I read", a flowchart for when you're allowed to have sex with your wife in the early middle ages, according to penitential rules. https://www.tumblr.com/stereotype-embodier/798337989122162688?source=share
(DIR) Post #AzYWPnyJ7wmTw5zyNM by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:03:53Z
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it's a flowchart! I'm a programmer! I went through a lot of classes that ineffectively tried to teach me to program with flowcharts
(DIR) Post #AzYWT2sw8Uup3e21PU by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:04:16Z
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so obviously I want to convert it to an actual program
(DIR) Post #AzYWWBpTL30ffMuVaC by alex02@ieji.de
2025-10-25T04:04:59Z
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@foone just wait till you see how stupidly political and power hunger the folks were during The Reinassance.
(DIR) Post #AzYWZKX7QxC7Wup6Y4 by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:05:07Z
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it's programming, retrotech, sex, and catholic miscellanea! I don't know what else you could want in a hobby project, frankly
(DIR) Post #AzYWen1cvcQpLPhF1k by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:05:56Z
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@agowa338 you'd think, but I don't touch TempleOS stuff, for Reasons. Otherwise yeah, it'd be totally my jam
(DIR) Post #AzYWfmnFHBlculRdDc by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:06:05Z
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@zero BASICALLY YES
(DIR) Post #AzYWipVNeMmGC5XX72 by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:06:59Z
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plus I'd get to calculate when feast days happen according to 7th church rules. now we're throwing in DATE PROGRAMMING to make this even more fun.
(DIR) Post #AzYWm8mURHGqqW7ak4 by janvenetor@mastodontti.fi
2025-10-25T04:07:21Z
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@foone sorry hun, computer says no.
(DIR) Post #AzYWpHRIhjBeZGhvHs by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:07:25Z
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@ben lookI'm a pope.I can fuck on any day I want.
(DIR) Post #AzYXHZU7CndOdvVwBs by barubary@infosec.exchange
2025-10-25T04:10:52Z
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@foone I like how it checks for you being naked before asking whether you're in Church.
(DIR) Post #AzYXHanIKyZQhhUliy by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:13:34Z
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@barubary I've been reading some of the documents that this is based on and I bet that's just a direct translation.
(DIR) Post #AzYXM7FJcjM6Vgl6H2 by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:13:58Z
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@alilly I've already got visual basic projects ongoing, it's about time I picked up a regular basic program
(DIR) Post #AzYXTImL8zBQIydG1w by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:15:42Z
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I've been reading some of the documents this flowchart is based on, and I can extend it with some more sex-penances from other parts of the penitentials.
(DIR) Post #AzYY0DdNIBjpuD8Puy by TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-10-25T04:21:36Z
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@foone This reminds be of the detective work to figure out exactly when Ice Cube's "It Was A Good Day" was (Jan 20th, 1992, BTW).
(DIR) Post #AzYY30Azmgpb2IBhCa by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:21:57Z
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fun fact: the penance for masturbation is less than the penance for mutual masturbation with another man. So make sure you team up before fapping!
(DIR) Post #AzYYV4M9pvda6mnBAm by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:27:13Z
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@michaelgemar There's no explanation, these are just given as What Should Be Done: Xty days bread and water for doing this, Yty days bread and water for that
(DIR) Post #AzYYbHWlmNt0hBiafI by MedeaVanamonde@beige.party
2025-10-25T04:28:22Z
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@foone you shall be granted a reduction of your time in purgatory
(DIR) Post #AzYYeH6Hp9DiEul4D2 by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:28:28Z
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@TomF And it was a Monday, meaning Ice Cube could have had sex with his wife!
(DIR) Post #AzYYh86PjbUbCZBATw by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:29:13Z
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@MedeaVanamonde it's actually just a different in how many days you gotta be on bread & water.
(DIR) Post #AzYZgXncoB6sZ1fvsW by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:40:30Z
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I've actually never done much apple II stuff so I have to brush up on how to save and load files
(DIR) Post #AzYaEce7IM0nRQTfuq by TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-10-25T04:46:39Z
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@foone Sadly, although Kim can allegedly fuck all night, they were not married until November that year. SINFUL!
(DIR) Post #AzYaHTblM2IcHNjnJw by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T04:46:58Z
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@TomF SIN!
(DIR) Post #AzYbfKjy4khDgHW0cy by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T05:02:40Z
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oh you know it's gotta have a sin jingle.
(DIR) Post #AzYboaDtse6cJ2vVKq by Nine@chitter.xyz
2025-10-25T05:04:19Z
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@foone CONGRATULATIONYOU'RE SINNER
(DIR) Post #AzYbyQCE11DW6UpmPg by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T05:06:12Z
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wow, making noises on the apple II is not easy
(DIR) Post #AzYcQMfAkFUpFphLzk by rk@mastodon.well.com
2025-10-25T05:11:10Z
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@foone Every floppy drive is a sound card if your a bad enough programmer.
(DIR) Post #AzYcTwYRl21bRGG7Ki by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T05:11:54Z
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the only copy of Paenitentiale Umbrense (c. 700) I have is in latin, which is slowing this down a bit
(DIR) Post #AzYdjUU5zPNEy5CX4K by rk@mastodon.well.com
2025-10-25T05:25:49Z
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@foone Every floppy drive is a sound card if you’re a bad enough programmer.
(DIR) Post #AzYfeIaUzfFCX0qehs by 2CB@urbanists.social
2025-10-25T05:47:16Z
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@foone fond memoriesI did the stress analysis of the custom railcar to carry space shuttle solid rocket booster engines using that puppy and a 30 baud phone line to a CDC mainframe.
(DIR) Post #AzYlYPgiHWZ0XXKdIu by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T06:53:24Z
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calling this from BASIC.step one is getting it into RAM, which isn't explained, so... I guess I'm doing a bunch of POKEs? https://softalkapple.com/content/assembly-lines-roger-wagner-part-16.html
(DIR) Post #AzYnSIuEmdGHg2s8cy by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T07:14:44Z
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current program:1 DATA 162, 112, 160, 176, 173, 48, 1922 DATA 136, 208, 253, 202, 208, 2453 DATA 96, -110 ADDR=76820 READ D30 IF D=-1 THEN GOTO 10040 POKE ADDR,D50 ADDR=ADDR+160 GOTO 20 140 CALL 768
(DIR) Post #AzYoX8VMyvf6ox6nCK by markymarrow@mstdn.social
2025-10-25T07:26:45Z
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@foone does GOTO 100 work when there is no line 100?
(DIR) Post #AzYorebjKoYAB1rpi4 by morst@toad.social
2025-10-25T07:30:32Z
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@foone I loved Softtalk. (Pretty sure I have a few paper issues still around here somewhere.)Roger Wagner made me feel like I could at least grok what assembly code was doing even if I didn’t get the details.Peek, poke, and call.Beagle Bros also helped contextualize and bring some code examples.
(DIR) Post #AzYouedbg8ZL8iAxSS by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T07:31:04Z
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@markymarrow yeah I don't know how that copy-paste messed up. 100 was supposed to be PRINT "DONE LOADING"
(DIR) Post #AzYpa7sjr3JfiA1qUK by tursilion@furries.club
2025-10-25T07:38:30Z
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@foone You'll have more fun with this one: https://archive.org/details/beneath-apple-dos
(DIR) Post #AzYq2ZvZAviSnkv0ng by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T07:43:44Z
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I faked this more than I'd like (it does no calculations or anything, this is just a static set of PRINT/INPUTs for now) but this shows how it'd work.
(DIR) Post #AzYsUUW35YuS2CQ8DA by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T08:11:10Z
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@peteri I needed it inside a BASIC program that I can load from floppy, so I didn't want to inject it using the monitor.
(DIR) Post #AzZ4I6iqvRGmDPGqiO by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-25T10:23:23Z
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@xyhhx yeah I think you wouldn't even be the first to enjoy the SIN! SIN! SIN! SIN! SIN!
(DIR) Post #AzZ7xSTfFGiVQGZl3Y by darkling@mstdn.social
2025-10-25T11:04:04Z
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@foone I'd prefer a gin, single.
(DIR) Post #AzZXVvYc8CNmJPQKzA by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
2025-10-25T15:50:47Z
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@foone srsly religion is the worst
(DIR) Post #Azc939fWrqsBNvRJGy by foone@digipres.club
2025-10-26T22:00:44Z
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@astory yeah you're not the only one, I was just talking to my roommate about making it a public API