Post AzWwikRkfOE2ztXoWm by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
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(DIR) Post #AzWwiaabJdMWQRbjvs by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-23T22:29:11Z
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hey alexa go to ask jeans dot cob and type how do poo you makes sure when your high that you don't post something tiered on the Internet weird weird on the Internet is there a setting in the settings on my phone what the fuck I said how do poo how do poo fuck how do you oh my goodest fuck sent just sent sent sends oh my gobs
(DIR) Post #AzWwicFP9PazZHhqAi by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-23T22:36:28Z
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but also fuck Alexa and Amazon and all those listening device things that I will forever refuse to own and keep creeping into everything and so I am worried for the day when I can't even buy a toothbrush without a listening device installed on it.
(DIR) Post #AzWwikRkfOE2ztXoWm by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-23T22:39:23Z
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Don't come at me with the phone I'm typing on is a listening device despite saying I will never own one of those listening device things I can read it in your eyes that you want to say it but dont just don't let me have this one I swear to fucking Pete's Dragon I will. Don't tempt me.
(DIR) Post #AzWwit2YiQQBeMpK0e by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T00:25:20Z
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how old is Pete's Dragon not the movie the dragon
(DIR) Post #AzWwj1KZtJaXMZJpCq by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T00:47:15Z
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No, you don't understand. I have to know. How old is Pete's Dragon?
(DIR) Post #AzWwj9jKfA8vPexhtw by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T01:11:30Z
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Imagine if the computer on the Enterprise was some LLM chatbot AI bullshit.
(DIR) Post #AzWwjIHerQLzwR5EW0 by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T01:11:45Z
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Imagine all the power it has. Imagine relying on it to go warp speed or to calculate your transporter trip. Imagine relying on it to run the life support system.
(DIR) Post #AzWwjR7M16SXL5KdCi by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T01:12:11Z
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Imagine Picard ordering tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Imagine Picard's face when a bunny suit from Donnie Darko pops out but no tea because the computer does not possess cognition, it just kind of vibe codes the shit that you eat and drink.
(DIR) Post #AzWwjZYEf2iPUlyDDM by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T01:12:28Z
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Imagine Q cracking the fuck up at all of this and being like, well, you've out-weirded me Picard. The student becomes the master.
(DIR) Post #AzWwji8gjOcy895R8y by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T01:12:45Z
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Imagine the computer punctuates this moment with the phrase, "Shaka, when the walls fell" followed by playing the song *With Arms Wide Open* by Creed.
(DIR) Post #AzWwjq4jE0DIkBIO5A by revoluciana@chaosfem.tw
2025-10-24T01:15:35Z
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Jesus Roddenberry Christ died for this, y'all, and we just sit here on a Thursday night, smoking weed, as we wait for a Star Trek future where Sam Altman is in control of the ship's computer and the warp core is designed by Tesla.