Post AzUjIvBgQFwb3mSmPo by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
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(DIR) Post #AzUiruIrbNQqUzwMYi by lain@lain.com
2025-10-23T08:05:00.109976Z
18 likes, 7 repeats
(DIR) Post #AzUjBet0dDcmTYGVpg by vriska@lizards.live
2025-10-23T08:08:27Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lain very easily
(DIR) Post #AzUjIvBgQFwb3mSmPo by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2025-10-23T08:09:54.249278Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
Of course. I'm married.
(DIR) Post #AzUjfhwdpAUYeJIDdw by graf@poa.st
2025-10-23T08:14:00.798127Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lain no, I've known that wealth and lost it already. I don't want to lose it again
(DIR) Post #AzUjiIsHUXfRlPUVhQ by Morghur@decayable.ink
2025-10-23T08:14:29.813421Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
Damn, It would mean i would have 1.6k bitcoin
(DIR) Post #AzUjnAqclJmkJj2S2q by lain@lain.com
2025-10-23T08:15:21.825817Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@Humpleupagus
(DIR) Post #AzUkQa7QjrofzIgrui by hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info
2025-10-23T08:22:21.670753Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@vriska @lain :burd: if you don't have sex for 2 years, you receive 100 bitcoin. can you hold out 2 years without sex:notLikeThis: you have to not have sex for 2 years and accumulate 100 bitcoin as well, are you able to do both
(DIR) Post #AzUkYhX13w9lIJWu80 by ned@noauthority.social
2025-10-23T08:23:58Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@lainLast time my wife was pregnant I did this for -100 bitcoin.
(DIR) Post #AzUlERvdSpat46x6o4 by vriska@lizards.live
2025-10-23T08:31:24Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@hakui @lain there's no way I could ever get 100 Bitcoin unless someone was paying me not to have sex
(DIR) Post #AzUlFifOiYXtGcxkxs by vriska@lizards.live
2025-10-23T08:31:41Z
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@hakui @lain (I am open for offers anyone reading this
(DIR) Post #AzUm3fVCkzZjvr0qY4 by Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
2025-10-23T08:40:42.175281Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@lain nigga I'm getting dangerously close to 2 years and no Bitcoin so yeah
(DIR) Post #AzUmFaFU7D6N76LE92 by Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
2025-10-23T08:42:49.751154Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lain can I still masturbate once a week?
(DIR) Post #AzUmGvXmQU3NRsXVgW by pesekcuy@stereophonic.space
2025-10-23T08:43:10.034796Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lain i'd have 1500 BTC in my wallet if this was legit
(DIR) Post #AzUn8DmDMqmLLQhgtU by lain@lain.com
2025-10-23T08:52:47.233499Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@Kagekokoro yeah but it costs 1 ETH
(DIR) Post #AzUnTGSqZPh7lGg9Nw by mandelhorn@mastodon.social
2025-10-23T08:53:41Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@lain You guys are getting paid?!
(DIR) Post #AzUoFcvYMA13KTAPM8 by p@raru.re
2025-10-23T09:04:31Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
sounds like I'm due 100 bitcoin tbh@lain
(DIR) Post #AzUr1oyX45tKVIfXCS by Morghur@decayable.ink
2025-10-23T09:36:27.521245Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
Ok i lied. I counted every year like a retard.I would have landed 800 bitcoin. Not bad
(DIR) Post #AzUuLDsV08yn6Qn2MC by romin@shitposter.world
2025-10-23T10:13:35.335103Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@lain what if..
(DIR) Post #AzV4Uk4jf1i76ogv9U by rin@post.ebin.club
2025-10-23T12:07:17.617984Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@lain mfw
(DIR) Post #AzV7BlDHVQJ2zxKSbg by TeaTootler@poa.st
2025-10-23T12:37:33.136696Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lain wheres my 200 Bitcoin right now then
(DIR) Post #AzVjDV6CBaEhrGGtQu by mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
2025-10-23T19:43:39.120140Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@lain
(DIR) Post #AzVjYeSsYiM0zFy1Im by mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world
2025-10-23T19:47:28.621447Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@lain where my 900 bitcoins ?
(DIR) Post #AzVjdSG5MxBeZsH0jY by hj@shigusegubu.club
2025-10-23T19:48:18.837462Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@mangeurdenuage @lain dump itimage.png
(DIR) Post #AzVjnoBggz8NU99Z0i by VD15@pl.valkyrie.world
2025-10-23T19:50:07.660994Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@lain You now owe me 1200 bitcoin, mr satoshi
(DIR) Post #AzVk3CRGoCRt2jmTkO by ArdainianRight@detroitriotcity.com
2025-10-23T19:52:58.288419Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@lain It's literally just free Bitcoin.
(DIR) Post #AzVkBpb16h8IntSJiS by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-10-23T19:54:19.600980Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lain I can do this + no masturbation
(DIR) Post #AzVkHHz8z5GYIbLMFU by lain@lain.com
2025-10-23T19:55:31.612442Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@georgia you’re disqualified
(DIR) Post #AzVkM1aVNQFMtK4pf6 by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-10-23T19:55:56.374395Z
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@lain no fair!
(DIR) Post #AzVkUhbV2uiFWCgDuC by lain@lain.com
2025-10-23T19:57:56.435519Z
3 likes, 2 repeats
@georgia The Emperor summons before him Bodhidharma and asks: “Master, I have been tolerant of innumerable gays, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, transgender people, and Jews. How many Virtue Points have I earned for my meritorious deeds?”Bodhidharma answers: “None at all”.The Emperor, somewhat put out, demands to know why.Bodhidharma asks: “Well, what do you think of gay people?”The Emperor answers: “What do you think I am, some kind of homophobic bigot? Of course I have nothing against gay people!”And Bodhidharma answers: “Thus do you gain no merit by tolerating them!”
(DIR) Post #AzVku181ai0BJQxqvw by bartholin@fops.cloud
2025-10-23T20:02:29.075681Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@lain @georgia sex is an illusion
(DIR) Post #AzVkuRMS3gzUfhuk1w by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-10-23T20:02:22.680420Z
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@lain I'm not ace or anything I like the idea of sex with the right person, I'm just never gonna do it
(DIR) Post #AzVl0HU5h2CBmEGxCC by lain@lain.com
2025-10-23T20:03:38.859712Z
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@georgia next life maybe but you’re still not getting any bitcoin
(DIR) Post #AzVlWvw4pbCuV8vsoq by Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com
2025-10-23T20:09:32.221167Z
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@lain ez
(DIR) Post #AzVlqVkLuZAN4Kmf5c by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-10-23T20:12:51.632803Z
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@lain pffft okay
(DIR) Post #AzVlwkXznOEMi4yl3g by Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world
2025-10-23T20:14:14.260792Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@georgia @lain ok now do this + no masturbating + no drinking water
(DIR) Post #AzVmL6L6QP8JFMYmbQ by georgia@netzsphaere.xyz
2025-10-23T20:18:19.475151Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Hyperhidrosis @lain jokes on you I never drink water, only juice and tea and very occasionally soda
(DIR) Post #AzVoWhyp1BCH54niCG by Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world
2025-10-23T20:43:08.921394Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@georgia @lain
(DIR) Post #AzVyLtgg9IxPkMnXhw by genmaicha@stereophonic.space
2025-10-23T22:33:14.142923Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lain all too easy
(DIR) Post #AzWQm92kTZOfcOQQYi by freddie_the_fed@poa.st
2025-10-24T03:51:44.124952Z
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@georgia @Hyperhidrosis @lain poor liver
(DIR) Post #AzWY9o0j1eht12hyLI by rfgee@blob.cat
2025-10-24T05:14:24.920684Z
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@lain Somebody owes me 1500BTC.
(DIR) Post #AzXCoaHCzRUESYPxFQ by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2025-10-24T12:49:59.985257Z
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@lain I've had no proprietary sex for more than 18 years, where's my 100 bitcoin?
(DIR) Post #AzXDGJrpapBHfvlyUK by Mamako@tsundere.love
2025-10-24T12:55:01.151982Z
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@Suiseiseki @lain sex isn’t real.
(DIR) Post #AzXDgclrvoWVpkWk8O by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2025-10-24T12:59:45.906024Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@Mamako @lain If only proprietary software wasn't real.
(DIR) Post #AzXDjmtmjXJc73jpgW by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2025-10-24T13:00:19.006509Z
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@cat8124 @lain There isn't, as it's intended to spread the 100% terminal disease known as life,