Post AzUeujVhmoXI4s2TeC by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
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 (DIR) Post #AzUb7KIcQqyTpofRSK by foone@digipres.club
       2025-10-23T06:37:40Z
       
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       I just got a call from a doctor's office and their AI voice warning me to let them know if there was any chance I might have recently contracted COVID Minus Nineteen
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUbBW5qWZFFZUgue0 by foone@digipres.club
       2025-10-23T06:38:20Z
       
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       watch out for those dangerous respiratory diseases from 19 B.C.E.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUbJToYseweowP5Hs by miblo@mas.to
       2025-10-23T06:39:50Z
       
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       @foone Stay safe less-than-three.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUbP4IeekbVQT90EK by Bredroll@mas.to
       2025-10-23T06:40:49Z
       
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       @foone wait... isnt that "COVID-2000" ?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUdyprC22boxuTwiu by gkrnours@mastodon.gamedev.place
       2025-10-23T07:09:40Z
       
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       @foone we shouldn't have opened the sarcophagus
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUeujVhmoXI4s2TeC by ppxl@social.tchncs.de
       2025-10-23T07:20:01Z
       
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       @foone okay but then there are polio or measles or whatnot*gestures broadly at RFK Jr*
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUjPvPryDAPnSREmW by Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world
       2025-10-23T08:11:10.885584Z
       
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       @foone yeah i tested positive for cockbig 19 and need immediate medical attention
       
 (DIR) Post #AzVbjKWiEIT8haLCjo by dpnash@c.im
       2025-10-23T18:19:08Z
       
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       @foone "...according to this unverified data source, the decline in human intelligence began with the appearance of the rapidly spreading virus, COVID Em Dash One Nine."