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(DIR) Post #AzSaQSoiV0etU3K41Y by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:08:19Z
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Every Carl Hiaasen novel is a cause for celebration, but *Fever Beach*, his latest, makes it abundantly clear that this moment, this moment of Florida Man violent white nationalist grifting, is the moment that Hiaasen has been training for his whole life:https://carlhiaasen.com/books/fever-beach/If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:https://pluralistic.net/2025/10/21/florida-duh/#strokerz-for-liberty1/
(DIR) Post #AzSaQTyKClwF48pFdg by rgulick@social.coop
2025-10-21T17:12:53Z
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@pluralistic I've been a Hiaasen fan ever since I read 'Sick Puppy' [more a decade ago?]. Without a doubt one of the most gifted crime/comedy writers of all time. His novels are full of rich characters, inventive and twisty plots. 'Fever Beach' is one of his best!
(DIR) Post #AzSaQVAljzUEn1ehfs by tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
2025-10-22T07:20:55Z
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@rgulick @pluralistic I just bought the new one and a random old one from powells not Amazon.
(DIR) Post #AzSaQahZBTgzwC2SzQ by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:08:45Z
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Hiaasen is a crime novelist who got his start as a newspaper writer, writing columns about Florida's, ah, *unique* politics - and sublime, emperilled wilderness - for the *Miami Herald*. That beat, combined with enormous humor and literary talent, produced a writer who perfectly hybridizes Dave Barry's lovable absurdism with the hard-boiled pastoralism of the Travis McGee novels (Hiaasen wrote the introductions for a 1990s reissue of all of John D McDonald's *McGee* books).2/
(DIR) Post #AzSaQjl5VkrC1ikuEC by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:09:12Z
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Hiaasen's method is diabolical and hilarious: each volume introduces a bewildering cast of odd, crooked, charming, and/or loathsome Floridians drawn from his long experience chronicling the state and its misadventures. Every one of these people is engaged in some form of skulduggery, even the heroes, who are every bit as lawless and wild as their adversaries, though Hiaasen's protagonists are always smarter and more competent than his villains. 3/
(DIR) Post #AzSaQrttEueRHKw33g by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:09:28Z
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The plots and schemes play out like an intricate clock that has been much-elaborated by a mad clockmaker with an affinity for eccentric gears, all set against the background of Florida, a glorious and beautiful place being fed into a woodchipper powered by unchecked greed and depravity.4/
(DIR) Post #AzSaR1tC6M2KG4gdMW by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:09:39Z
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After 20-some volumes in this vein (including *Bad Monkey*, lately adapted for Apple TV), something far weirder than anything Hiaasen ever dreamed up came to pass: Donald Trump, the most Florida Man ever, was elected president. If you asked an LLM to write a Hiaasen novel, you might get Trump: a hacky, unimaginative version of the wealthy, callous, scheming grifters of the Hiaasenverse. 5/
(DIR) Post #AzSaRA3livFTbBhBxI by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:09:51Z
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Back in 2020, Hiaasen wrote Trump into *Squeeze Me*, a tremendous and madcap addition to his canon:https://pluralistic.net/2020/10/05/florida-man/#disappearing-act*Fever Beach* is the first Hiaasen novel since *Squeeze Me*, and boy, does Hiaasen ever have MAGA's number.6/
(DIR) Post #AzSaRI5TsRN6UoYfjc by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:10:07Z
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The book revolves around a classic Hiaasen bumbler, Dale Figgo, an incompetent white nationalist who was kicked out of the Proud Boys after the Jan 6 insurrection, when he mistook a statue of a revered Confederate general for Ulysses S Grant (it was the beard) and released a video of himself smearing shit all over it.7/
(DIR) Post #AzSaRQHTPjiZuKEMXQ by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:10:18Z
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Cast out from the brotherhood of violent racists, Figgo founds his own white nationalist militia: the Strokers for Liberty, which differentiates itself from the Proud Boys by encouraging (rather than forbidding) frequent masturbation. Figgo takes his inspiration from his day-job, where he packs and ships disembodied torso sex-dolls for an adult e-commerce site, and he entices new Strokers by offering them free limbless fuck-dolls (stolen from work) as a signing bonus.8/
(DIR) Post #AzSaRYfAFXQDu7NOZk by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:10:30Z
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Figgo lives in a house bought for him by his long-suffering - and seriously boxing gym-addicted - mother, who despairs of his virulent racism. Her one source of comfort is Figgo's tenant, Viva Morales, a smart granting officer in the family office of the Minks (an ultra-wealthy Florida oligarch couple) who does not tolerate *any* of Figgo's bullshit and also pays her rent like clockwork.9/
(DIR) Post #AzSaRguLayJvTWXdLs by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:10:43Z
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Viva is the other fulcrum of the tale: her employers, the elderly couple behind the Mink Foundation, are secret white nationalist bankrollers who use their charity to funnel money to militia groups, including Strokers For Liberty. 10/
(DIR) Post #AzSaRofkj7OpYZm5iK by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:10:52Z
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The conduit between the Minks and the Strokers is Congressman Clure Boyette, a MAGA Republican failson of an ultra-powerful Florida lobbyist, who (unbeknownst to his father) has raised $2m for the Strokers to finance a "Stop the Steal pollwatching" operation designed to terrorize voters who favor his opponent. 11/
(DIR) Post #AzSaRwh6txEsR6THwO by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:11:02Z
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As a front for this dark money op, Boyette has founded the "Wee Hammers," a charity that pulls prepubescent children out of school and puts them to work with heavy power tools to construct houses in a child-labor-centric MAGA version of Habitat for Humanity. This goes about as well as you might expect.Into this maelstrom, Viva Morales draws Twilly Spree, a recurring character first introduced in 2000's *Sick Puppy* as a successor to Skink, one of Hiaasen's best heroes. 12/
(DIR) Post #AzSaS4uWLyifv0o6xE by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:11:11Z
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Twilly is a millionaire ecoterrorist who uses his family's obscene wealth - secured through investments in planet-raping extraction - to fund his arson, bombings, and general fuckery directed against Florida's most flagrant despoilers (it helps that Twilly has been psychologically gifted with the literal inability to feel fear). Twilly and Viva become a couple, and Twilly does what Twilly does - wreaking hilarious, violent and spectacular chaos upon the book's many characters.13/
(DIR) Post #AzSaSDBpZVJrb0y32u by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:11:25Z
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There are *so many characters* - I've barely scratched the surface here. There's Galaxy, a dominatrix who loses patience with her long-term client, the MAGA Congressman Clure Boyette, after he stiffs her on a payment because he was too busy tweeting about an alleged plan by woke billiard manufacturers to replace the nation's black 8-balls with Pride-themed rainbow versions.. 14/
(DIR) Post #AzSaSLR0uwDZAQ8Hp2 by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:11:37Z
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There's Clure Boyette's soon-to-be-ex-wife, who must not, on any account, be shown the photos Galaxy took of Clure in a fur dog-collar and leash defecating on the floor of a luxury hotel suite. There's Jonas Onus, the number two man in the Strokers For Liberty, who terrorizes all and sundry by bringing them into contact with Himmler, his 120lb pitbull mix. 15/
(DIR) Post #AzSaSTe4OHPmdEIpHc by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:12:12Z
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There's Noel Kristianson, whom Figgo runs over and nearly kills during an altercation over Figgo's practice of stuffing incoherent antisemitic rants into ziplock bags weighted with beach-sand and tossing them onto the driveways of unsuspecting Floridians. There's a constellation of minor characters and spear-carriers, including Key West drag queen martial artists and some discount-store Nazis, long-suffering charter bus drivers and a hit man who cannot abide racial prejudice.16/
(DIR) Post #AzSaSbcwiLGlO3q2ds by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:12:19Z
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The resulting story has more twists and turns than an invasive Burmese python, that apex predator of the gate-guarded McMansion development. It's screamingly funny, devilishly inventive, and deeply, profoundly satisfying. With *Fever Beach*, Hiaasen makes a compelling case for Florida as the perfect microcosm of the terrifying state of America, and an even more compelling case for his position as its supreme storyteller.17/
(DIR) Post #AzSaSjU1VOsxkhj1qS by pluralistic@mamot.fr
2025-10-21T17:12:31Z
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You do not need to have read any of Hiaasen's other novels to love this one. But I'm pretty sure that if you start with this one, you're going to want to dig into the dozens of other Hiaasen books, and you will not be disappointed if you do.--I'm on a tour with my new book *Enshittification*! Catch me next in #Portland, #Seattle and #Vancouver! Full schedule with dates and links at: https://pluralistic.net/tour(New dates just added in #SanDiego and #Denver!)eof/