Post AzPyCMZOkB0dTq5RUO by futurebird@sauropods.win
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 (DIR) Post #AzPkOefLtG0tikq41o by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-20T22:28:32Z
       
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       "rpo is disrupting reposition with our innovative AI powered app and gig worker lawyers in tow trucks who do the repos."  You think this would work for a last gasp venture flip scam?(I'm not serious. I'm not a monster. HOWEVER.)
       
 (DIR) Post #AzPlDyvgJLlRKqx2Fk by kevinbowrin@ottawa.place
       2025-10-20T22:37:46Z
       
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       @futurebird What AirBnB, Uber, and now OpenAI has taught me: If you break the law but you're a well financed corporation, you're not really breaking the law. An "AI repo" company that just straight up steals cars using "an app" and "predictive algorithms" would probably have a trillion dollar valuation in 3 years.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzPyCMZOkB0dTq5RUO by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-21T01:03:11Z
       
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       @kevinbowrin Why oh why don't I have the soulless sucking black hole of greed in me to just do this and be filthy rich?I'm just going to be mad when someone else does it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzPyJKr3WFowBhfdzM by hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com
       2025-10-20T22:37:48Z
       
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       @futurebird I have trouble parsing "last gasp venture flip scam", would you care to elaborate, even if it's a provocative post?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzPyJLoxvVk7BVhUMy by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-21T01:04:10Z
       
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       @hypolite I'm not optimistic about these kinds of things being a source of speculation much longer. So it's a last gasp.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRRam2embpLG6iycS by Longwing@wandering.shop
       2025-10-21T18:07:12Z
       
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       @futurebird @kevinbowrin No no, here's the thing! The predictive AI generated algorithm should strongly favor luxury vehicles because of _mumble mumble something something_. Can't share the details, proprietary trade secret tech, you see...Get valuated, get venture capitaled, steal rich people's cars, get sued into the ground... but not before paying yourself an enormous salary and flipping the stock options for something more stable.It's not theft if you're stealing from wall street.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRaVkQUGHqGO5Y6Zk by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-21T19:47:11Z
       
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       @Longwing @kevinbowrin  we will go to prison forever
       
 (DIR) Post #AzRaasXZWKSX09JFlg by Longwing@wandering.shop
       2025-10-21T19:48:05Z
       
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       @futurebird @kevinbowrin As 2025 has clearly shown, prison isn't ~for~ rich people.