Post AzFX2olqOmvPhjX77A by graveolensa@mathstodon.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #AzFVMXhjMRFEeot2dU by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-15T23:52:58Z
       
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       My fifth graders are obsessed with "infractions" this is the school's disciplinary thing eg. if you are late three times, or have your phone out in class "infraction" you may get a detention. But they keep wanting to add stuff to the list "I think not putting the scissors away should be and INFRACTION"Had to spend the whole afternoon explaining why things would NOT be "infractions"They just found out about them and I think they just want to see one happen. OMG.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFWk2BmHmRlonhsIK by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-16T00:08:21Z
       
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       @jrconlin Do NOT let fifth graders make up The Rules they are so strict and mean it's absurd.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFWqALUs80iqzB0CW by stevegis_ssg@mas.to
       2025-10-16T00:09:29Z
       
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       @futurebird Kids, like other monkeys, are obsessed with fairness. If I have to obey the rules you may be sure I'm gonna scream if someone else does not.I want to link the famous monkey video, just in case you haven't seen it, but youtube seems really broken right now. Just in case:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KSryJXDpZo
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFX2olqOmvPhjX77A by graveolensa@mathstodon.xyz
       2025-10-16T00:11:45Z
       
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       @futurebird Nash equilibria, exfractions?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFYCZnR1miQ71Uhlo by stevegis_ssg@mas.to
       2025-10-16T00:24:46Z
       
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       @futurebird @jrconlin AKACAB
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFYIHluxHqHwpVUYK by log@mastodon.sdf.org
       2025-10-16T00:25:46Z
       
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       @futurebird @jrconlin Perhaps you could lead them through a game of Nomic, as a treat?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFYqLrGGl1wT0Fa6K by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-16T00:31:53Z
       
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       @jpaskaruk That was the rage last month. They have gotten over it mostly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzFZy0IAR2ETqs32Wm by summer@bark.lgbt
       2025-10-16T00:44:29Z
       
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       @futurebird they're like jasper from the simpsons with the paddlin's. talking out of turn? that's an infraction. looking out the window? that's an infraction. staring at my sandals? that's an infraction.