Post AzDVHVAixant2V7nQu by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #AzDVA2lEC5tetdduYC by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-15T00:41:14Z
       
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       Still not adjusting to "compute as noun now" jargon. "We need more compute"sounds like something that ants who are up to no good would say.(And they do say it in my story! But they are confused why so much of their compute is taken up by a mysterious process that they don't understand. Most of them want to just delete it.)
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDVHVAixant2V7nQu by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
       2025-10-15T00:42:37Z
       
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       @futurebird HALLO.  I AM. COMPUTE!
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDVX9tFqwmTfVQ3Vo by llewelly@sauropods.win
       2025-10-15T00:45:26Z
       
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       @futurebird always get it mixed up with the desert."need more apple compute on table 3!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDVcYb5Q8IbkAUmCe by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-15T00:46:20Z
       
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       @emma Haven't listened to this banger in way too long!
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDW5KqhcAoPVDWRE0 by krnlg@mastodon.social
       2025-10-15T00:51:36Z
       
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       @futurebird Grammar aside it feels like a shift to just "compute" for its own sake rather than actually doing anything useful with the computing power!
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDWB8PAnIhGe5PXIO by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-15T00:52:41Z
       
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       @krnlg It feels oddly cutesy to me. Like someone wanted to say "I need more computers" but that was to long.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDWOiCX14t1QhyKUS by AndyHat@anti-social.online
       2025-10-15T00:55:03Z
       
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       @futurebird Lately I've been confused by data centers suddenly being rated by power consumption. What does 1GW have to do with computing capacity?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDbJTrzN87vIxgjtQ by stevenaleach@sigmoid.social
       2025-10-15T01:50:10Z
       
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       @futurebird For me it's the word "app".  It makes me cringe.  And people are starting to refer to *all* software, even operating systems, as "apps".
       
 (DIR) Post #AzDfcnWQverhZf4YLI by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-10-15T02:38:31Z
       
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       @Virginicus Making delete a noun is something I can get behind.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzEaJ3wDscM25CriQC by screwturn@mastodon.social
       2025-10-15T13:13:36Z
       
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       @futurebird It is as lazy as the thinking of the LLM and cryptocurrency crowd in general. Too lazy to use full sentences, too lazy to understand the underlying technology, and too lazy to even understand their own stuff.Bullshittery, but insouciant