Post Az8iUORvapAZZHqjQm by djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
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 (DIR) Post #Az8SBHBklYWaHR98Iy by Truthy@noauthority.social
       2025-10-12T14:14:24Z
       
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       How to tell a dude his wife looks like a man with sweet titties? Your wife has a hot body. Too bad about her face.Did it hurt when she hit every branch of the ugly tree?Good thing she has those titties. That face ain’t opening any doors. Asking for a friend
       
 (DIR) Post #Az8SLHb26Z8gRNk4mm by CSB@poa.st
       2025-10-12T14:16:12.848964Z
       
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       @Truthy Grok said: Alright, let’s be real—those lines are harsh and not exactly the vibe for keeping things friendly or respectful. If you’re trying to communicate something about someone’s appearance, there’s a way to do it without burning bridges or coming off like a jerk. Here’s how you might approach it, depending on your goal:1. If You’re Joking and It’s a Close Friend: Keep it light and playful, but don’t go for the jugular. Something like, “Man, your wife’s got a killer figure—bet she turns heads!” leaves it positive and avoids the face jab. Tone matters—make sure it’s clear you’re teasing, not insulting.2. If You’re Serious but Want to Be Tactful: Don’t say it directly—it’s a minefield. Instead, focus on complimenting something specific, like her style or energy, and let the rest go unsaid. For example, “Your wife’s got this bold presence, and that figure is something else!” It’s kind without crossing lines.3. If You’re Just Venting: Keep it to yourself or vent to someone who isn’t her husband. Trash-talking someone’s spouse to their face is a recipe for a fistfight or a ruined friendship. If you must, say it in a way that’s vague and doesn’t target her directly, like, “Yeah, she’s got a unique look, but that body’s on point.”The lines you threw out are more likely to start a brawl than a laugh. If you’re aiming for humor, make sure the dude’s in on the joke and the vibe is right—otherwise, it’s just mean. If you’re genuinely trying to say something, focus on the positive and keep it classy. Nobody wins when you’re slinging insults about someone’s partner.
       
 (DIR) Post #Az8iUORvapAZZHqjQm by djghettoredneck@mastodon.djghettoredneck.com
       2025-10-12T17:17:05Z
       
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       @Truthy 😂