Post Ayuu25fwHOSUTDEcD2 by thorne@rants.au
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 (DIR) Post #ARSEMT9uNwdjTDgeNk by GrimmReality@beige.party
       2023-01-08T23:17:08Z
       
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       HI I WOULD LIKE TO CRAM YOU AND A THOUSAND STRANGERS INTO A MALL FOR A WEEK WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE SMALL TALK THE WHOLE TIME AND YOUR ONLY ESCAPE IS DROWNING AND ALSO YOU PAY ME MONEY- inventor of the cruise ship
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu24UYgDlEncu0pc by CarolynStirling@mastodon.nz
       2023-01-09T00:36:11Z
       
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       @GrimmReality there are a couple of ships that carry between 3,000 and 5,000 passengers.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu25fwHOSUTDEcD2 by thorne@rants.au
       2023-01-09T03:14:15Z
       
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       @GrimmReality mmm. Ok. Counterpoint:Hi, what if you could book one hotel room for your holiday, and for the price of a normal hotel room it will include free, excellent food and an outrageous number of friendly service staff. Every day when you wake up your hotel room will be in a different city.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu2TFsbvsFbLE8vI by GrimmReality@beige.party
       2023-01-09T04:02:38Z
       
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       Have I told you kids recently that you should fucking listen to Ship of Fools by World Party? Cuz you should TOTALLY fucking listen to Ship of Fools by World Party. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHh0V7UjVXI
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu2UKWc9BSw2PMno by owlislost@nerdculture.de
       2023-01-09T04:14:43Z
       
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       @GrimmReality I legitimately like that song
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu2V5fmqtjIGT1I8 by GrimmReality@beige.party
       2023-01-09T04:17:18Z
       
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       @owlislost That is because it kicks ass and you have good taste in songs.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu2c4VpZ82wgygxE by GrimmReality@beige.party
       2023-01-09T06:58:32Z
       
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       The OP seems to have gone kind of apeshit so I suppose it is INCUMBENT upon me to pimp some shit here, sales of which might help me buy beer or groceries or whatev, so here is the sort-of-title-track to my last record, a song that actually NOT AT ALL COINCIDENTALLY embellishes the other thread I piggybacked off this one tonight, that song being Tommy Keene Is Playing Kiki's House. (FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GO FIND TOMMY KEENE's ALBUM SONGS FROM THE FILM AND BUY IT, PLEASE)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njTG3q36GWs
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu2kjvbT0jpSPscS by GrimmReality@beige.party
       2023-01-09T18:15:45Z
       
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       Also, everybody who likes going on cruise ships and is mad at this joke, please know that jokes do not prevent people from going on cruise ships and I genuinely hope you have fun on your next cruise ship vacation and that your time on the cruise ship is blissfully untainted by jokes or irony or wordplay of any kind.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayuu2sGnbeSpBQqjKK by GrimmReality@beige.party
       2023-01-09T22:18:49Z
       
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       The Tatertot Bros, if I recall correctly, had a classic joke back on the old fun twitter that was part of the "God Inventing Things" format and it went something like this: God inventing jellyfish: How bout a dumb wet ghost? Imagine reading that and getting extra pissed at its author for defaming jellyfish and thinking your opprobrium a good use of your or anyone's time.