Post Ayk7LS6UHHbWCIejcu by LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #Ayk6UU0aStaal0deUq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-09-30T20:18:10Z
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"Is this the new thing you got for the bike?""Yeah, watch"*bike gets very loud*"It allows in more air... for efficiency.""It seems like it makes it go vroom vrooom""...""efficiently."
(DIR) Post #Ayk6dMPQ5aFlnIUFYu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-09-30T20:19:50Z
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Legit want a "vroom vroom" button for the ebike but don't know how that would work? Maybe maglev noises?
(DIR) Post #Ayk6eJvMoRrgNSt636 by burnitdown@beige.party
2025-09-30T20:19:53Z
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@futurebird "where are your headlights?""oh i don't need those, everyone can hear me!"
(DIR) Post #Ayk6jBfsucvKEtxzqS by burnitdown@beige.party
2025-09-30T20:20:51Z
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@futurebird mine has a throttle, but it doesn't make noise. maybe if you put baseball cards in the spokes, but that's bad for your spokes.
(DIR) Post #Ayk6mgHbZFRK2RHAcy by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-30T20:21:22Z
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@futurebird Dubstep bass drop.
(DIR) Post #Ayk6qBWJst9DmupUBs by gbargoud@masto.nyc
2025-09-30T20:22:06Z
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@futurebird https://www.turbospoke.com/turbospoke-bicycle-exhaust-system.php
(DIR) Post #Ayk6roAVg0iLwWOzia by RnDanger@infosec.exchange
2025-09-30T20:22:24Z
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@futurebird Slide whistle
(DIR) Post #Ayk7LS6UHHbWCIejcu by LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social
2025-09-30T20:27:41Z
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@futurebird The sound of the flying motorcycles from Galactica 1980?https://youtu.be/y7CvyLCZtMg?si=hay3v1uPLMIyDDQJ&t=60
(DIR) Post #Ayk7TwJRqSVmColVr6 by frog@frogdrool.net
2025-09-30T20:29:16Z
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@futurebird The Jetsons flying car sound effect.
(DIR) Post #Ayk8SQ9W1wkc7wxX0K by scrottie@anarchism.space
2025-09-30T20:40:07Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #Ayk8n1ODIGHLPKenho by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2025-09-30T20:43:56Z
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@futurebird Ideally, it plays recordings of Werner Herzog saying "vroom vroom"
(DIR) Post #AykAJYFKlggCX2Zy4m by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-09-30T21:01:02Z
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@futurebird Have a device that just plays this on loop:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs
(DIR) Post #AylCrCTwaWEVwXXt2W by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-01T09:04:15Z
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@australopithecus "vroom vroom for a moment we express our contempt for the strictures of culture, of society, for a moment we imagine we are the beast not the innocent fawn doomed to be its meal. This is joy. Fleeting, aggressive, meaningless. "
(DIR) Post #AylEUXlDVaIZBYwtlI by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-01T09:22:34Z
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@australopithecus ... and AWESOME"
(DIR) Post #AylFjop6S58SP0c9Tc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-10-01T09:36:31Z
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@c0dec0dec0de He is a serious German man with a dry and serious voice who makes these very dire documentaries. I kind of like them, but ... it can be a little much some of the time.
(DIR) Post #AylImXYLQ1G9ZRlUMS by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-10-01T10:10:40Z
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@futurebird @australopithecus the leaf ant farms leaves, and the e fish ant farms electric fish. Efficient!
(DIR) Post #AymYqVAS1RF9kuSZO4 by indigoparadox@mastodon.social
2025-10-02T00:45:19Z
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@futurebird @c0dec0dec0de Also, he was in the Disney Star Wars mass-appeal TV show "The Mandalorian," featuring Pedro Pascal and Baby Yoda(?????????)