Post AyhsAkjyl5RJBWeFLE by residuum@digitalcourage.social
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(DIR) Post #AyhqdzCVsIqcWQo41Y by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T13:41:12Z
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vibe workingvibe workingI am gone
(DIR) Post #Ayhqe0NBW6yi9oo6IS by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T13:42:06Z
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lollmao even
(DIR) Post #Ayhqe19OcrXiZLMbRY by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T13:45:02Z
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(DIR) Post #Ayhqe1juR6kYOaRlM8 by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T13:55:36Z
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(DIR) Post #Ayhqe2K4GffoCjMdiS by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T14:09:52Z
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I have access to the new vibe working feature (lol) in Microsoft 365 and just asked it to "make a spreadsheet about how our EDR tool blocks 100% of ransomware". It did it, completely made up the data for me, off to send this to CIO now and go play Fortnite.
(DIR) Post #Ayhqe3E4uQTb0RZN1E by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T14:30:10Z
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I also asked it make a presentation to compare CrowdStrike with Microsoft Defender. Gonna log off for the day and go fight a goose.
(DIR) Post #Ayhqe43pnzsPaxmhgu by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T14:43:29Z
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Right, no need for Linux security controls, gonna pump this one out quick.Amusingly it uses my own research about BPFDoor to justify this.. but BPFDoor doesn't use any vulnerabilities, it just makes that up.
(DIR) Post #Ayhqe4m99FK1oOW5lA by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T14:45:49Z
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I've tried the Excel, PowerPoint and Word vibe working tools now - you can give it any incredibly dumb idea and it'll write papers, presentations and make up data justifying it.For bonus points, if you don't know it's a dumb idea... you won't know still.The future is now. Vibe going out of business, soon.
(DIR) Post #Ayhqe5IlBzPTRXm8au by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T14:47:47Z
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It also made these Crowdstrike logos for the document packs.
(DIR) Post #Ayhqe5uguxkdLBWQiW by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-29T18:05:31Z
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“Microsoft says its (vibe working mode) in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in SpreadsheetBench, a benchmark for evaluating an AI model’s ability to edit real world spreadsheets”Imagine being a hiring manager and hiring somebody to use Excel who says they do their job wrong about half the time. Welcome to AI.
(DIR) Post #AyhrlYQ7QbRLjbLKWe by icedquinn@blob.cat
2025-09-29T18:23:48.987945Z
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@GossiTheDog well managers are wrong 85%∆ of the time so for them it's a huge improvement∆85% of mistakes are the fault of management - W Edwards Deming
(DIR) Post #Ayhs3KRI9FARaMMpLk by feudjais@eldritch.cafe
2025-09-29T13:42:49Z
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@GossiTheDog can't wait for AI to be able to vibe code so I can vibe vibe code.
(DIR) Post #Ayhs3d7QhJZLWGDjWq by tux0r@layer8.space
2025-09-29T13:42:49Z
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@GossiTheDog I'm vibe slacking off
(DIR) Post #Ayhs3qJFefkYQgqrGC by reconbot@toot.cafe
2025-09-29T13:43:41Z
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@GossiTheDog Next up, vibe quiet quitting
(DIR) Post #Ayhs4LUfiGIx95Qurg by slothrop@chaos.social
2025-09-29T13:43:42Z
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@GossiTheDog damn, they’ve finally automated my core skill of bullshitting my way through pretty much anything
(DIR) Post #Ayhs65XvyZ5OGTn2wa by Cyberoutsider@infosec.exchange
2025-09-29T13:48:53Z
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@GossiTheDog Looking forward to hearing CFOs using AI as an excuse for financial misconduct."Well, our vibe AI spreadsheets said we were probably still just about in the green"
(DIR) Post #Ayhs7pKBG8FwX6BaV6 by drsbaitso@infosec.exchange
2025-09-29T13:48:57Z
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@GossiTheDog Personally, I'm most excited for vibe-meetings, where our AI agents talk to each other for an hour and I can focus on more important stuff (like another BG3 run or some Hitman Freelancer missions)
(DIR) Post #AyhsAkjyl5RJBWeFLE by residuum@digitalcourage.social
2025-09-29T13:58:02Z
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@GossiTheDog Alexa, play Nirvana - I hate myself and I want to die.
(DIR) Post #AyhsBNqjLv0sTl6gmO by da_667@infosec.exchange
2025-09-29T14:05:00Z
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@GossiTheDog I'm sure that it will be fine, and that it'll be a well thought-out feature. Like web search in the local start menu. Like ads in the system notification system, like Recall.