Post Ay7NisqA6mwuEiIT4a by ity@estradiol.city
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(DIR) Post #Ay7E1NSI1S0OrFJJnU by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T02:08:19Z
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I can't believe I have to rewrite some software just for a shitpost
(DIR) Post #Ay7Eg9Ae2Lz6QaUvGi by raw@infosec.exchange
2025-09-12T02:15:42Z
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@foone a true shitpost connoisseur
(DIR) Post #Ay7FIuj7fmNsvO6t84 by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T02:22:43Z
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I am too tired to understand maven build files right now, PLEASE
(DIR) Post #Ay7G35QgDHmBRGV5Mm by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T02:31:09Z
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the most dangerous phase in shitposting is when you have to ask yourself:do I make this joke twice as funny by spending 10 times as long working on it?
(DIR) Post #Ay7GJ9yT5CbqATy8JM by indiealexh@tny.social
2025-09-12T02:11:24Z
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@foone There is no truer human experience than putting in a lot of work into something only for the purpose of amusement.
(DIR) Post #Ay7GPmrFQa2iV6kfcO by flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange
2025-09-12T02:35:10Z
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@foone The shitposter’s paradox:A well thought out bit worked out in three paragraphs with a witty punch line: [crickets]Dashing off “What if farts” and going to bed: 27 boosts 35 likes
(DIR) Post #Ay7H3rkQfM8FFZfoUi by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T02:42:26Z
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@misterdave I can!
(DIR) Post #Ay7HKmV7QYBNtrZtlg by rv@infosec.exchange
2025-09-12T02:45:24Z
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@foone considering ROI is a leveling up of the shitposting maturity model
(DIR) Post #Ay7HjTnq5Dqn9H6y0G by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T02:49:58Z
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I draw the line at installing a java IDE. I'm doing this in sublime, even if it isn't the best environment
(DIR) Post #Ay7IHv6n4GabgJOkSG by admin@mastodon.slightlycyberpunk.com
2025-09-12T02:49:18Z
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@foone see, this is why I do so many of my personal projects in PHP. I'm sitting here at work all day dealing with shitty fucking build systems, where it builds on their PC but not on mine, where it throws errors that the directory does not exist *while it is in that directory*, where every day is a new "no that place where it says it's failing isn't the error, the error is a thousand lines down where it says everything is fine"...So then I grab some PHP. Cause PHP doesn't care. PHP doesn't build. PHP you just git checkout and it fucking runs. No pom, no annotations, no pulling in two gigs of libraries to compile twenty lines of code. And when something breaks you get an error message and a line number, not ten pages of indecipherable gibberish. Stop coding code to tell the code how to code code so the code can decode your code and just fucking code.
(DIR) Post #Ay7IHwR28UNNnNsQe8 by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T02:56:13Z
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@admin oh yeah. I have the least patience for setting up environments when I'm doing personal projects. I'll design nice elegant build setups when I get paid for it
(DIR) Post #Ay7MjwnMn1tKpzvtCK by ketmorco@fosstodon.org
2025-09-12T03:46:05Z
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@foone you can java in ed. TBH I prefer that to a Java IDE
(DIR) Post #Ay7NbpO2YBnRUwmL4K by ity@estradiol.city
2025-09-12T03:55:43Z
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@foone yes
(DIR) Post #Ay7NfDLpuKoOgvMXmy by ity@estradiol.city
2025-09-12T03:55:47Z
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@foone why mavrn
(DIR) Post #Ay7NisqA6mwuEiIT4a by ity@estradiol.city
2025-09-12T03:56:04Z
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@foone do it in neovim with no plugins for extra fun
(DIR) Post #Ay7STXTpk5CzPrM68u by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T04:50:21Z
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@ity that's what the software I'm modifying uses!
(DIR) Post #Ay7Ua8celEMUFykyXY by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T05:14:01Z
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I just thought of how I could make it another twice as funny just by spending another 5 times as long
(DIR) Post #Ay7V5WGysZIoaHa8vY by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T05:19:40Z
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it involves Doom as a Service
(DIR) Post #Ay7W9pooFc2wJg1huC by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T05:31:41Z
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wait what if it's a keyboard
(DIR) Post #Ay7WhxEpAgYHApSqae by cinebox@masto.hackers.town
2025-09-12T05:37:48Z
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@foone Doom on a keyboard? With this in a keycap? https://mastodon.social/@ancientjames/115189627137737399 @ancientjames
(DIR) Post #Ay7X8slTuXMh7QZzhw by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T05:42:42Z
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@cinebox @ancientjames nice
(DIR) Post #Ay7qYniVCTXw7YG5bs by bloognoo@retro.pizza
2025-09-12T09:20:11Z
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@foone surely you have a 1999 era copy of Netbeans and the means to run it. Though I do recognise doing it for a bit may not be worth the pain
(DIR) Post #Ay8S7yx973YpPOkMvg by TobiX@social.troll.academy
2025-09-12T16:21:04Z
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@foone Oh, so we are ENTERPRISE shitposting?
(DIR) Post #Ay8YcjzLOreNhOpDhQ by gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe
2025-09-12T17:33:49Z
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@foone this sounds like the *best* type of rewrite… 😄
(DIR) Post #Ay8erwrGQsj5gMgFc0 by ity@estradiol.city
2025-09-12T18:43:54Z
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@foone ahhhhhI am so, so, so sorryMaven terrifies me (I am a Gradle girl, Gradle fits well with how my brain thinks of build systems)
(DIR) Post #Ay8fnvRhqDMu69N6O0 by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-12T18:54:28Z
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@ity yeah I get it, I was a professional java programmer for nearly a decade and I never understood maven. I think it has more Magic than I'm comfortable with
(DIR) Post #Ay8ghIT9wTMLQnSEls by ity@estradiol.city
2025-09-12T19:04:25Z
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@foone I'm an unprofessional Java programmer for a decade hahaMaybe someday I will learn Maven. Maybe someday. I hate not knowing things lolSurely it can't be worse than Gradle internals and their hey I heard you like dependency injection so I put dependency injection in your dependency injector so you can inject dependencies while injecting dependencies (nested dependency injection is a crazy concept to me. Isn't one layer enough? Why make a whole another dependency injector but hardcode its behavior in a method? "Flexibility" my ass, Gradle, there's only two classes that this whole system is used for...)Well, or maybe it will...
(DIR) Post #AyB9wqd4VLp4hsmJFI by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-13T23:41:39Z
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I gave up and installed a java IDE
(DIR) Post #AyBAFpMRRasCH939EW by drwho@masto.hackers.town
2025-09-13T23:44:58Z
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@foone I'm so sorry.<pours one out>
(DIR) Post #AyBCE2L0QQqTqreURk by beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-09-14T00:07:07Z
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@foone oh no! Which one?
(DIR) Post #AyBCZ4iqkqjTKQpweW by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-14T00:10:56Z
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@beeoproblem eclipse
(DIR) Post #AyBHZTRvJtEdmxvfe4 by rotopenguin@mastodon.social
2025-09-14T01:06:55Z
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@foone F
(DIR) Post #AyBKX9VYn2h7E1DNMe by JezebelTheApocryphal@infosec.exchange
2025-09-14T01:40:11Z
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@foone @beeoproblem 😭
(DIR) Post #AyBLP5XzjRaWZw4XQG by beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-09-14T01:49:58Z
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@foone oof
(DIR) Post #AyBb90ummn1GqR5bvM by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-14T04:46:13Z
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Java is not the best language for shitposting in. it takes way too much work to get this all properly setup for something I'm going to use one for a short joke post
(DIR) Post #AyBfJT57JkSoulA7iS by shaknais@mastodon.social
2025-09-14T05:32:56Z
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@foone I'm too tired on coffee six at midday, for maven.
(DIR) Post #AyBkcCx20uck9y8SqO by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-14T06:32:29Z
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I'm now installing Blender. Start the timer for when I angrily cancel the project
(DIR) Post #AyBpgjpWDEld3pbK3E by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-14T07:29:14Z
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@oblomov I stopped working on the blender related parts of the project to maintain my sanity. I'll try again tomorrow
(DIR) Post #AyByLg3NxOC8r47STY by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-14T09:06:14Z
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I didn't exactly ragequit blender, I just spontaneously decided to instead only work on the non-blender parts of this project
(DIR) Post #AyBzYBljxvCgeDObOC by GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social
2025-09-14T09:19:42Z
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@foone So you ragequit blender? :D
(DIR) Post #AyC0TSyceyRyWTjWyG by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-14T09:30:10Z
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@GreenSkyOverMe I TACTICALLY DELAYED IT
(DIR) Post #AyC5wFQsazGKgWUg6K by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-14T10:31:20Z
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keyboard is roughly functional, but it's too 3am to record it working now
(DIR) Post #AyDLgD9jpnpPIlRhNg by foone@digipres.club
2025-09-15T01:02:31Z
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it's out:https://bsky.app/profile/foone.bsky.social/post/3lytl7evkq22x