Post Ay2XO5VVqUGpByYr8i by zozo@dice.camp
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(DIR) Post #Ay2WmQSFW1FB9g4mNE by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T19:45:28Z
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every time I read about the UK (and lots of western europes) laws and politics and what kindda shit is going on over there it makes the USA look like paradise land ((dont live in either place thank fucking god
(DIR) Post #Ay2WuSmKl7DEgBIqoq by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T19:46:53Z
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the UK doesnt even like 15 year olds buy red bull. fucking absolutely totalitarian
(DIR) Post #Ay2XO5VVqUGpByYr8i by zozo@dice.camp
2025-09-09T19:52:13Z
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@vriska it's made infinitely hilarious because all these insane food bans are supposed to be regulated by an agency that has at most 20 people working there. so you just have like 5-10 people whose job is to make sure that the literal hundreds of thousands of shops in the country aren't selling red bull or fireworks to 15 year olds
(DIR) Post #Ay2XVO8Sz604zgGLbs by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T19:53:35Z
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@zozo it is enormously surprising that fireworks are legal there at all
(DIR) Post #Ay2XX9EbMCfpMGyHo0 by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T19:53:57Z
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@zozo fireworks arent even legal in like half the USA
(DIR) Post #Ay2XaWyDZ4LXqGvAQK by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T19:54:31Z
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@zozo where do you even set them off the entire country is the size of illinois
(DIR) Post #Ay2Xjt9yQwNNGgskGu by zozo@dice.camp
2025-09-09T19:56:13Z
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@vriska due to medieval zoning laws a full 70% of the country is flyover state-level fields
(DIR) Post #Ay2Xm9CHmJPXaP2ZJQ by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T19:56:40Z
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@zozo so youre telling me the UK is moors, some cities, and Iowa?
(DIR) Post #Ay2Xqwdrswwk5xEI2S by zozo@dice.camp
2025-09-09T19:57:27Z
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@vriska and a shitload of castles
(DIR) Post #Ay2XuofxRhDoXw3LcG by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T19:58:11Z
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@zozo as cool as that is, at least Iowans don't claim to have invented indian food
(DIR) Post #Ay2YBgPTQnYDpiNx8y by V0idT3RR0R@social.xenofem.me
2025-09-09T19:59:53.162466Z
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@vriska @zozo Idaho is actually closer to UK in size than Illinois iowa or india
(DIR) Post #Ay2YBhHiB8w6XvlGgS by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T20:01:12Z
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@V0idT3RR0R @zozo thats even worse and also dont even compare illinois to indiana or iowa again >:(
(DIR) Post #Ay2YDTclwF8ul6Sdma by zozo@dice.camp
2025-09-09T20:01:28Z
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@vriska no but ohio did
(DIR) Post #Ay2YGHF2QxXtDsh8wi by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T20:02:04Z
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@zozo we prefer to pretend they are just michigan south version
(DIR) Post #Ay2YKaVElM9M7RKLlQ by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T20:02:50Z
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@zozo its like a metroid level. you cant go to Michigan until you collect enough keys and powerups from the thousands of rust belt meth towns in Ohio
(DIR) Post #Ay2YMnfEngYJW83ls8 by zozo@dice.camp
2025-09-09T20:03:15Z
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@vriska gary indiana is the hard mode you unlock after completing the game imo
(DIR) Post #Ay2YSnugmpwq1m9MbQ by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T20:04:17Z
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@zozo as absolutely awful as gary is, and I agree - I have spent significant time in like 44 of the 50 states, several times homeless all over the place, in the worst neighborhoods, and the only place ive ever been where I felt unsafe by default was Toledo Ohio
(DIR) Post #Ay2YUO2tvskMNckJ0a by vriska@lizards.live
2025-09-09T20:04:36Z
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@zozo AND I got sexually harassed in columbus once