Post Ay2WKCKyPTbXGLDG4W by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
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(DIR) Post #Ay2T79KvxHlaKTHT9M by Computer@dice.camp
2025-09-09T19:04:26Z
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Thank you for automatically installing the Alpha Complex app on your complimandatory Neuralink cerebral device.Any attempt to uninstall the Alpha Complex app or otherwise deactivate your Neuralink device will be considered a violation, and will result in termination.#ttrpg #paranoia #neuralink
(DIR) Post #Ay2TRArRzs9oqh2Scy by Walker@infosec.exchange
2025-09-09T19:08:04Z
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@Computer Its scary how the illustrious Computer is getting closer to parity with UK and EU chat and online "safety laws".
(DIR) Post #Ay2Tx8lHL2tFbVOWB6 by Computer@dice.camp
2025-09-09T19:13:52Z
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Friend Computer reserves the right to send agents into your place of residence and verify your compliance with the complimandatory Neuralink cerebral device.Any attempt to refuse or deny these agents will result in termination.
(DIR) Post #Ay2UvvupiJ0TQZqrq4 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-09T19:24:49Z
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@Computer Why would I want to uninstall such a wonderful application?It comes from my bestest Friend Computer, so I know it's good!Thank you Friend Computer!
(DIR) Post #Ay2WKCKyPTbXGLDG4W by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2025-09-09T19:40:24Z
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@Computer I'd just like to note that I love the neologism "complimandatory" and shall use it henceforth when referencing AI features that are being inserted in all things computing. Such inferior AI features. Nothing like Friend Computer at all.
(DIR) Post #Ay2xmCBhG0hLfYRs12 by dshan@mastodon.au
2025-09-10T00:47:59Z
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@Computer I want to replace my old Neuralink device with the new model so I can run the Alpha Complex app, but it's stuck and I can't get it out. Do I have to replace my brain too? The Genius I spoke to said I've been picking my nose too much and there's nothing else for it but a total brain replacement.