Post Ay26D6sPiTwBUWoWP2 by Yoruka@eientei.org
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(DIR) Post #Ay1md8hhXzd1bWwCAK by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T11:04:12Z
26 likes, 26 repeats
Apparently Microsoft don’t understand how the Fediverse works, and want me to delete the parody account @microsoft 🤣🫡
(DIR) Post #Ay1mdGihk9BUSxT6q8 by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T11:05:11Z
3 likes, 3 repeats
Oh no 🤣
(DIR) Post #Ay1q39E6WhTycJBfW4 by stux@mstdn.social
2025-09-09T11:46:40Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft Hah! This makes me wanna create a MS fun account :ameowsipzoom:
(DIR) Post #Ay1qk9FMKKZp8EHJbc by stux@mstdn.social
2025-09-09T11:53:27Z
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@microsoft @GossiTheDog Keep it up REAL Microsoft! :blobcatgiggle:
(DIR) Post #Ay1soSLnRPRpRpTHZQ by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T11:55:59Z
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@SiteRelEnby @microsoft yesI am CEO of the Fediverse apparently
(DIR) Post #Ay1soTXX1GQf8VyAV6 by ozzelot@mstdn.social
2025-09-09T12:17:41Z
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@GossiTheDog @SiteRelEnby @microsoft Decentralized (never mind the CEO)
(DIR) Post #Ay1yqbspZK7jJkKi6y by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2025-09-09T13:25:20.604470Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft Probably couldn't handle the raw freedom emanating from my account.
(DIR) Post #Ay25qo5MttXsqDEq5Q by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T14:43:46.464659Z
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@GossiTheDog wait why is Microsoft sending a c&d to you then
(DIR) Post #Ay268JmoI7z058uLw0 by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
2025-09-09T14:45:34.325780Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@Yoruka @GossiTheDog They don't understand how fedi works.
(DIR) Post #Ay269RybKH0Vlyxl20 by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T11:10:07Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
AI causes another embarrassing social media cycle at Microsoft in 3..2..
(DIR) Post #Ay269TUXh09STKumSO by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T11:27:41Z
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If anybody is wondering, Tracer.ai is legit and operating at the instruction of Microsoft. They’re an AI brand protection service which has been systematically harming Microsoft’s brand for a while. An example - getting YouTube videos about Minecraft removed, which has hindered Minecraft’s visibility online (which is a huge part of Xbox revenue). https://www.reddit.com/r/PhoenixSC/comments/1fk28zm/microsoft_has_started_using_some_kind_of_ai_that/
(DIR) Post #Ay26D6sPiTwBUWoWP2 by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T14:47:48.806529Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@Zergling_man @GossiTheDog yeah I'm wondering where the fuck they got the email from. Was it like he was watching the account on the cyberspace instance and since they where viewing it there assumed that's where that profile also lived.
(DIR) Post #Ay26GUTASIWNX2cKCu by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T14:47:44Z
5 likes, 3 repeats
If anybody else thinks it's a phishing email btw.. it isn't.They also don't appear to know I'm not CEO of the fediverse and can't just delete an account on another server.Also, obviously, a parody account is fair use in the US and protected speech so they shouldn't be trying to take them offline, too. It's basically a brand reputation service for Microsoft that damages brand reputation by not understanding brand reputation.
(DIR) Post #Ay26UACUbz38itKywq by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T14:50:54.864169Z
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@GossiTheDog If it was phishing they would ask for money, not to delete a fedi profile.
(DIR) Post #Ay26WjUkMJ7slY6IyW by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T14:51:23.373841Z
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@GossiTheDog or rather profile a bad link
(DIR) Post #Ay26WszD4PqECdQGCu by Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com
2025-09-09T14:51:25.036945Z
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@GossiTheDog >implying microsoft had any brand reputation when all they do is publish proprietary malware that is also functionally garbage.
(DIR) Post #Ay26ehQDwx2CeZmfVg by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
2025-09-09T14:52:27.526784Z
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@Yoruka @GossiTheDog That's actually an interesting question, presumably they managed to navigate the (server: Mastodon) UI enough to find the admin contact.
(DIR) Post #Ay27Zp5694jKul8oKm by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T15:03:06.071334Z
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@Zergling_man @GossiTheDog That's what I expect. I wonder how far this will go this might become funnier but they probably gave up already after finding out people here aren't retarded.
(DIR) Post #Ay27em2YsY7CvnJcVE by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
2025-09-09T15:03:51.521572Z
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@Yoruka @GossiTheDog "they"There's no evidence that Microsoft staff have even looked at this.
(DIR) Post #Ay27hXRza13wYBWqNk by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
2025-09-09T15:04:20.801017Z
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@GossiTheDog @Yoruka Err, sorry, no evidence that any staff have.
(DIR) Post #Ay282yDlF8Lbeu5kDA by Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
2025-09-09T15:08:25.626253Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@Zergling_man @GossiTheDog @Yoruka looks like i found my new handle
(DIR) Post #Ay28PCJlVnvxkZUzsu by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T15:12:24.725807Z
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@Zergling_man @GossiTheDog doesn't matter that ai company doesn't seem any more capable then Microsoft
(DIR) Post #Ay28TkzgWr1cSFHSNM by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
2025-09-09T15:13:03.061478Z
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@Yoruka @GossiTheDog Well, yeah, ai. That's why I made the correction, I think it's just been a bot so far.
(DIR) Post #Ay28ffcsJQsdHVIAvA by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T15:15:23.041682Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@Zergling_man @GossiTheDog I was thinking about that too but then more instances would probably get this and however they found the admin. I think it's a bot that scans sites and notifies the company about it. But companies are getting lazy enough to just not want to do anything manually anymore.
(DIR) Post #Ay29jGc7LhoYotDUsi by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T15:27:14.043389Z
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@Zergling_man @GossiTheDog Maybe a system automatically devides reports between employees, that sounds like a terrible job so they will probably spam out chatgpt generated emails or something. That's probably not the case but who knows. It requires an employee to not know how the fediverse works, and to not know parodies are fair use. If this employee #734 sees this, I hope you won't get fired for this, this is great entertainment for us.
(DIR) Post #Ay29nLvhWio8StKD20 by Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith
2025-09-09T15:27:50.511033Z
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@Yoruka @GossiTheDog I hope you do get fired for this. Crash and burn, dogshit companies!
(DIR) Post #Ay2MtE2B5sl77RU8W0 by tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
2025-09-09T17:54:43Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft Send them a parody delete, and an invoice for all the work?
(DIR) Post #Ay2NEsooeZ3dguYvdw by david_chisnall@infosec.exchange
2025-09-09T14:50:35Z
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@GossiTheDog I'm not CEO of the fediverseWait, really? Who is?
(DIR) Post #Ay2NEuENP1684TWr7g by tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
2025-09-09T17:58:37Z
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@david_chisnall @GossiTheDog We all are CEO of the fediverse!
(DIR) Post #Ay2NTGURRMlrA1tFj6 by Yoruka@eientei.org
2025-09-09T18:01:12.951248Z
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@Suiseiseki @GossiTheDog Microsoft would kill any project by buying it, their code is usually shitty. My school uses it heavily and it takes like 20 seconds to load up a SharePoint page on a fast machine.
(DIR) Post #Ay2O4eItrcqzjUJlYW by bitpickup@troet.cafe
2025-09-09T18:07:53Z
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@GossiTheDog They wrote #socialMediaAccount and #socialMediaPage.They will go for expecting you to block that account for your instance. And they will go for flooding the space with #AI lawyers creating #FUD for all those who can't or wont dedicate themselves and their time to that kind of sh**.btwWe have https://brands.town/ an entire instances dedicated to #brandParody, it was immediately blocked by lot's of mastodon instances ..🤔 @deadsuperhero @haichqueue @microsoft @stux
(DIR) Post #Ay2U9hwCNdUeAxUjqq by xyla@shitpost.trade
2025-09-09T11:55:54Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft i am so happy the eu commission isn't like this
(DIR) Post #Ay32SSK63WKFgwmga0 by fell@ma.fellr.net
2025-09-09T17:29:39Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft Oh, nice! Followed. Let the Streisand effect begin!
(DIR) Post #Ay3Fuwz6wuwoIbszXk by Toasterson@chaos.social
2025-09-09T12:19:37Z
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@GossiTheDog Ouch, AI hurting the Company it is supposed to help in 3...2..
(DIR) Post #Ay3G4A5DcQ6xWu8Qq0 by helix@layer8.space
2025-09-09T18:41:51Z
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@GossiTheDogI mean, couldn't you comply by HTTP 451ing the profile page with a user agent / IP matching Microsoft's and Tracer dot AI's automated systems? Wonder what would happen to matching followers of the account on your server. Most of them would have leverage with Microsoft, no?I'd simply comply because I'd want to test how Mastodon and its clients cope with this.Maybe there's already a config option for this? Surely you're not the first person to receive such a request?
(DIR) Post #Ay3G5ucG60iC8eQLKa by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T23:23:45Z
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I didn’t know about @microsoft before and now I’m enjoying reading their prior toots and trying to decide which one pissed off an MS exec and caused the brand protection squad to arrive.
(DIR) Post #Ay3G80yPQlfqQzmruC by profdiggity@privacysafe.social
2025-09-09T23:37:27Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft my money's on AI bot for this. Probably taking notice of the fediverse because of threads.net
(DIR) Post #Ay3GCIyGSRbvPZlVbs by spzb@infosec.exchange
2025-09-09T23:38:32Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft they’ve really Barbra Streisanded that account
(DIR) Post #Ay3GCY5YFdLuIWI2YC by catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-10T00:45:51Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft I think it was this onehttps://lea.pet/notes/aasgocq9grGiving away 365 for free?!? Oh hell no!
(DIR) Post #Ay3GDXcHUYmJ7h4XXE by Radiant_Pichu0172@cyberplace.social
2025-09-10T00:23:02Z
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@GossiTheDogSo proud to be on the instance of the Fediverse CEO, John Mastodon himself 🥹
(DIR) Post #Ay3GEVt1PRou2zMkxU by WellsiteGeo@masto.ai
2025-09-09T19:41:07Z
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@GossiTheDog Harming M$ reputation AND getting paid for it. That's a sweet gig!
(DIR) Post #Ay3GFWoFSmR3CQcKlU by fuzzyfuzzyfungus@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T12:22:24Z
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@GossiTheDog 'Brand protection' is, architecturally, far from the stupidest attempt to ram 'AI' into an ill-fitting use case on when-all-you-have-is-some-billions-of-dollars-worth-of-hammers grounds; but the implied arrogance of treating making legal threats as something that needs neither care nor accuracy is exceptionally distasteful.
(DIR) Post #Ay3GGDTUpoNxWWErtA by kwayk42@sechtor.social
2025-09-09T14:54:19Z
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@GossiTheDog wanna create another one on my instance?....
(DIR) Post #Ay3GKAiX1qzG869pq4 by RnDanger@infosec.exchange
2025-09-09T20:01:58Z
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@GossiTheDog #altTextA fediverse account parodying Microsoft. Microsoft @microsoft Invading computers and user privacy since 1975! if the real Microsoft sends a C&D all of the posts are canon This is parody and if you didn't get that from the posts idk what to tell you bub. Everything here is a bit
(DIR) Post #Ay3GNJoHg8SDCPLgNU by fink@chaos.social
2025-09-09T11:40:19Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft This is a phishing mail, innit?
(DIR) Post #Ay3GNKyFMa18nb19Xs by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T11:41:17Z
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@fink @microsoft nope
(DIR) Post #Ay3GNzgG0MzN3furhI by fink@chaos.social
2025-09-09T12:21:33Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft Yes but ;)
(DIR) Post #Ay3GPJyA3c28GwvJzM by myoongitis@mastodon.social
2025-09-09T11:51:02Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft lmao
(DIR) Post #Ay3GaXO4VgiT4ZOKMi by faraiwe@mstdn.social
2025-09-09T11:57:32Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft they never understood an internet they couldn't control.Long live the #fediverse Fuck microshit to hell.#DTBO
(DIR) Post #Ay3Gdi6V7eiPB7gZpQ by passwordsarehard4@mastodon.social
2025-09-09T12:55:59Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft reply to it and ask for the crediatials to the other accounts to verify that they are not the ones you have on file.
(DIR) Post #Ay3GfjB66FfH5ZnVqa by freediverx@mastodon.social
2025-09-09T13:21:59Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft Thanks Microsoft, for introducing me to this great parody account! Now following.
(DIR) Post #Ay3GivPT4wo9tU2mjg by TagHunt@infosec.exchange
2025-09-09T14:30:28Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft they really write it like they own it don't they.Not even a reason why they want it gone
(DIR) Post #Ay3GjyecVAYAFIdIsS by cgervasi@fosstodon.org
2025-09-09T14:40:11Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft What does ENF stand for?
(DIR) Post #Ay3GrOQh4GjaDJeg2C by ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world
2025-09-09T14:52:39Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft Well this cheered me up no end, Kevin. Thanks! 😂
(DIR) Post #Ay3GsodV7NGbmWK9DM by zwol@masto.hackers.town
2025-09-09T15:46:31Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft I feel like this might be a good time for the "you should know that someone is signing your name to stupid letters" style of response (see https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cleveland-browns-letters/)
(DIR) Post #Ay3GuDVM8tRhCSBN68 by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-09T15:46:54Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft this is a great opportunity for you to tell them to consume feces and auto-fellate!
(DIR) Post #Ay3GvOzguY5P7fw812 by bzdev@fosstodon.org
2025-09-09T16:02:39Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft It is not just Microsoft. I once read that McDonald's filed a trademark-infringement suit/complaint/whatever against a small shop in Scotland named McDonald's Bakery, which had been own by a McDonald family for generations. I don't remember how it was resolved, but it apparently got a lot of people mad regarding the fast-food chain if only for being so petty.This is all from memory, so allow for some confusion on my part.
(DIR) Post #Ay3GwIZOHWK3UK3unQ by irenetherogue@freesky.world
2025-09-09T15:44:49Z
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@GossiTheDog100% sure that even if they did know how Fedi works, this is still the email theyd send@microsoft
(DIR) Post #Ay3GwomyUYCbPifDPc by mahadevank@mastodon.social
2025-09-09T16:55:07Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft haha! why not give them access to the account? I'd love to see what happens to them on Fedi 😂
(DIR) Post #Ay3H0BLZ4vSeFERmCm by felis_catus_domesticus@mas.to
2025-09-09T17:01:44Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft
(DIR) Post #Ay3H3WqvZoXnoRiFKS by Justcallmejgaa@mastodon.social
2025-09-09T20:20:12Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft I'm declaring myself the CIO of the Fediverse. Lol
(DIR) Post #Ay3H7mNHoBhL6xsImO by wheels@lab.wheelsbot.dev
2025-09-09T23:07:38Z
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@GossiTheDog Wait, I'm confused. Do you have anything to do with that account or did they just find its posts from scraping your instance?
(DIR) Post #Ay3H7n7j1WqRQzbOAC by GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T23:10:58Z
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@wheels nothing to do with me. I don’t think they know about how the Fediverse works.
(DIR) Post #Ay3H8qDf01DLKDsXwG by sycophantic@infosec.exchange
2025-09-09T23:16:06Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft time for me to make one on my server
(DIR) Post #Ay3H9SgLzmkGcDazwG by JennyFluff@chitter.xyz
2025-09-10T00:08:31Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft this is the most big company I read today.
(DIR) Post #Ay3HCMG0L8cZYceUrI by mjr@masto.bike
2025-09-09T14:53:18Z
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@GossiTheDog it might be amusing to ask them to prove they're Microsoft, Inc, but maybe it's better not to engage and dismiss it as spam, which it pretty much is
(DIR) Post #Ay3HQPtpav0muMz6MS by thepwnicorn@infosec.exchange
2025-09-09T15:17:00Z
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@GossiTheDog new job to be added to your LinkedIn?
(DIR) Post #Ay3HR02FF78GytCKTQ by creativegamingname@cyberplace.social
2025-09-09T15:08:46Z
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@GossiTheDog very "Don't make me come in there" energy.Be careful, they might pull the internet car over. 😏
(DIR) Post #Ay3HThux3n7Zev4sQi by wintervoid01@mastodon.social
2025-09-09T15:57:55Z
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@GossiTheDog but that's not how it works you need to have a company so you can afford a data center to host it you can't use your old hp 240 notebook that you don't use for anything else to host social media that's not how it works it has to be backed by a company because it costs money!!!
(DIR) Post #Ay3IBK19HUkQHAm0Uy by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2025-09-10T04:36:42.250121Z
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@Justcallmejgaa @GossiTheDog @microsoft Step 1: get everyone on the fedi off of github
(DIR) Post #Ay3JXr8ouNzjKffdaa by JimmyTruth@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-10T04:45:24.426665Z
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Because it's owned by MS?
(DIR) Post #Ay3JXsHMg6QKrSfyXw by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2025-09-10T04:51:57.337061Z
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@JimmyTruth @GossiTheDog @Justcallmejgaa :yes_nord:
(DIR) Post #Ay3JtMYRJHX6q8uQ5Y by JimmyTruth@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-10T04:53:50.114466Z
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You are entitled to view things as you wish. I don't agree you you on this one but I do agree with lots of your other points. So, nothing wrong with that.
(DIR) Post #Ay3LjpqDldfagSoKcC by nigger@detroitriotcity.com
2025-09-10T05:16:30.313043Z
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@GossiTheDog TMD
(DIR) Post #Ay3LpkqbFP2OvuoJeq by nigger@detroitriotcity.com
2025-09-10T05:17:31.300492Z
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@GossiTheDog @wheels federation is after all something freedom respecting, which makes it incomprehensible to a microsoft employee
(DIR) Post #Ay4452dJnZLmQChKXA by dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud
2025-09-10T13:33:12Z
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@stux @GossiTheDog @microsoft mstdn almost sounds like Microsoft territory already I think I'll have to create a super satanic one at hellions but I doubt they will come after me for that :invertedpentagram:
(DIR) Post #Ay63RmPwXj479TdlCa by mrsaturday@shitposter.world
2025-09-11T12:35:44.407247Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft :clippy: "Hi, it's Clippy! It looks like you're trying to send a Cease & Desist"
(DIR) Post #Ay63U5yGoWUYNLnh3o by Idoru@shitposter.world
2025-09-11T12:36:09.804875Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft everyone should have one, for shits and giggles.
(DIR) Post #AyGqlE0Xm8PPRbtaUq by Ergo@shitposter.world
2025-09-16T17:35:24.574283Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft what a bunch of fucking faggot boomers, respond to them calling them faggot boomers and telling them to sue you