Post AxvQkFeIlB9hEPZeIC by EmptySet@dobbs.town
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 (DIR) Post #AxvQkFeIlB9hEPZeIC by EmptySet@dobbs.town
       2025-09-06T02:32:55Z
       
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       #CatsOfMastodon After The Cat had been forced into brief medical unpleasantness—a subcutaneous injection contra joint pain—I 'heard' the following from her:* I am plotting your death.* Human, I need you to open that door that I might go in there and plot your death.* I will consent to be fed, to keep up my strength as I plot your death* I think I would like to plot your death while stretched out on your lap…* [I am a asleep, and dream of plotting your death](They're all shorter in Cat.)
       
 (DIR) Post #AxvQkGa5ILNO7cbnMG by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
       2025-09-06T09:34:52Z
       
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       @EmptySet aren’t they always plotting our murder?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxvQpCtqPR0C9WCtdo by thomas_klopf@dobbs.town
       2025-09-06T09:35:49Z
       
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       @EmptySet https://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_kill