Post Axpi13ogXTH7jFGwOu by amphidamant@poa.st
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 (DIR) Post #AxpeWnT8SFEqTg4PJY by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T14:41:07.929817Z
       
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       gm fedi, I have a weird interview to prepare for tomorrow. They contacted me out of the blue and were like "yeah this is a bit of a confidential search and your resume looked good" so it's kinda weirding me out but I'm just gonna go along with it :watamenod1:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpeYzYUUMKaXfcbXk by Wiz@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T14:41:31.201617Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating it's an op
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpefmpkBbHb75vpNw by CSB@poa.st
       2025-09-03T14:42:46.113048Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating just tell them during interview that you have friends who are certified Data Scientists (me) so you’re good for for that job
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpevyFzTxF7AwvS2y by scenesbycolleen@poa.st
       2025-09-03T14:45:41.625828Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating :blobcateyes: Good luck :blobcatnervous: (Whatever they've told you, somehow the job is actually going to be for selling insurance and not some other spooky thing you're thinking)(Good luck anyway :BlobCatHeart:)
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpey6DkqLt0SEtWt6 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T14:46:03.661541Z
       
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       @Wiz I am getting a lot more of these really weird interviews where they sniff me out and check my social status before they check my qualifications. I don't have real-name social media, so I do look slightly sus to normalfags which makes me bounce sometimes.
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpf4JHdBqkOhkfYsi by Morghur@decayable.ink
       2025-09-03T14:47:11.770332Z
       
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       Come on, you can do it. Bestest of lucks to you
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpf5wxHB34W29vkJc by Wiz@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T14:47:28.595632Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I voted against hiring a guy we couldn't google, think this is about 8 years ago now. Turns out he was a super nice guy, but wound up being a complete idiot lol. (not related, just gave me a member berry)
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpfFmuBOh35lDAtBQ by dictatordave@poa.st
       2025-09-03T14:49:15.089291Z
       
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       @Dudebro @ceo_of_monoeye_dating 
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpfipEHpoetMoQMQC by BasedLunatic@annihilation.social
       2025-09-03T14:54:30.029784Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz say there’s a winner of a faggot tournament you arranged that can put in a word about you being LGBT+ friendly
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpfp5UgHEJbY14vqK by Wiz@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T14:55:37.691090Z
       
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       @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating oh man, that's some LinkedIn tier rephrasing
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpg2UBbmZpBtVXvzE by Turdicus@poa.st
       2025-09-03T14:58:01.653439Z
       
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       @Dudebro @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I want to be on a milk carton
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpg6b0QMxOYCfH6SO by BasedLunatic@annihilation.social
       2025-09-03T14:58:47.994168Z
       
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       @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating cmd friend of the gay community, arranged a gathering of them to vote the most handsome. Created a voting were all the LGBT individuals could participate to vote who they admired the most
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpgBJPLE4pN4VB7po by Turdicus@poa.st
       2025-09-03T14:59:38.591827Z
       
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       @Dudebro @ceo_of_monoeye_dating then my likeness can be poured into a dipping out negro’s mouth the next time someone shouts “he need some milk!”
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpgb8kHUTrbX4HxFQ by Wiz@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T15:04:18.678774Z
       
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       @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating LGBT community organizer
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpgh1Q1dzXOXwcQqm by Spooke@detroitriotcity.com
       2025-09-03T15:05:21.496972Z
       
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       @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating now it's so cursed because you don't want your information online for some AI scraper to make a public profile of you for the HR roasties. At the same time you need to have a public profile to even get work. :clownworld:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpgpBvOT1HlRlBczg by M_39@detroitriotcity.com
       2025-09-03T15:06:51.074546Z
       
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       @Wiz @BasedLunatic @ceo_of_monoeye_dating has established fruitful relationships with members of the 2SLGBTQIA++ community (in his dreams)
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpi13ogXTH7jFGwOu by amphidamant@poa.st
       2025-09-03T15:20:13.778580Z
       
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       @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating You now made me remember something similar:I was once on a long absence from work and when I came back, was informed we are hiring someone for an open position. I looked at their social media profile, and it had something along the lines of "Don't say pregnant woman, say pregnant person" and similar feminisms. Straight up tried to veto this hire, but was convinced that its too late, we need it, person is perfect for position, the interview went really well, I won't have to deal with it, I wasn't there etc.3 weeks after they started I had a pleasure let "it" know that it seems we're not a good fit and it won't work out. Turned out they couldn't do shit (X tasks they are supposedly good at were done absolutely wrong, didn't need help, managed to wreck stuff,  attitude problems etc), and I got a chance to do a whole spiel about why feminists are always bad hires (pretty based workplace, ngl)
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpiG0thfr631FkXQG by Wiz@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T15:22:54.172497Z
       
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       @amphidamant @ceo_of_monoeye_dating sometimes it's nice to be proven right
       
 (DIR) Post #Axpmytm7OvmzmGrOCW by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T16:15:47.183136Z
       
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       @Xenophon If the FBI wants to pay me middle-high six figures to think up ways to throw pedophiles in jail while they refuse to act on it, then I'll happily sit in an armchair doing functionally nothing for a year or two.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpqbgMTVROlKf3Cfg by vokainen099@cawfee.club
       2025-09-03T16:56:26.607714Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz You can try and setup an IG profile, and keep it private with no content, so that it looks legit from the outside, but they can't see anything public even if actually there's zero content. Assuming they don't decide to ban you because you look too much like a bot.There's also the LinkedIn route, but it can be a bitch to setup if they start asking a bunch of documents and it's a real privacy hog
       
 (DIR) Post #Axq8NR9Z3G5FHlMviK by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T20:15:35.203997Z
       
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       @vokainen099 @Wiz I have a Linkedin but also anyone who thinks of Linkedin as social media needs to be shot.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqIMLoQQGjtyNbNlw by vokainen099@cawfee.club
       2025-09-03T22:07:24.926726Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Wiz I know, but they shouldn't be weirded out just because they can't google your name outside of your linkedin. They're basically annoyed because you have too good ops sec and they can't scrape your drunk nights out (Whether they happened or not) on social media. They could scrape and email to other potential employers if they start doing this. What's next, they'll start asking for steam profiles and see if you got porn there?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqM2JlciUfpeezihE by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
       2025-09-03T22:48:38.828686Z
       
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       @vokainen099 @Wiz You can hide the porn games now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqMcqLN4iUv798Ejo by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
       2025-09-03T22:55:15.024789Z
       
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       CMD is being recruited by the feds :Glowie1: :SeethingRadish:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqMfBt3wqbWVd0gsq by ins0mniak@mikoshidata.cloud
       2025-09-03T22:55:40.113021Z
       
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       @NonPlayableClown @ceo_of_monoeye_dating :dumbbitch1:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqTYtJqlmy8raU0cS by nigger@spergia.net
       2025-09-04T00:12:28.770755Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @vokainen099 @Wiz what is then? search indexable resume?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqczBGtXrSberiARU by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
       2025-09-04T01:58:24.232420Z
       
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       @NonPlayableClown They've tried before and they seem OK with having me on but the pay grade is comically poor compared to doing almost anything else.I understand people who pick up those jobs fresh out of college, but I don't understand people who remain in those positions for more than a year or two.
       
 (DIR) Post #Axqd27IykTGiE25OxU by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
       2025-09-04T01:58:58.458511Z
       
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       @nigger @vokainen099 @Wiz Basically yeah
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqdMLBCsA9l345twW by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
       2025-09-04T02:02:45.009509Z
       
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       >but I don't understand people who remain in those positions for more than a year or two.Used to be protected by DEI programs. https://youtu.be/FB6y1vq7X_Y
       
 (DIR) Post #AxqyoSNfn5ZoWnAoAC by gav@cawfee.club
       2025-09-04T06:03:07.067115Z
       
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       @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Xenophon no cmd dont the cp chamber