Post AxpQD0nrllEYgRRFFA by funnymonkey@freeradical.zone
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 (DIR) Post #AxpQ1nYag93ePnwjRY by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-09-03T11:58:36Z
       
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       Trump got sick because he didn't get invited to China's cool tank and missile expo.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpQ8BWUUCfsTy0e9I by carstenfranke@mastodon.social
       2025-09-03T11:59:41Z
       
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       @futurebird all the cool kids having a party and he was not invited...
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpQD0nrllEYgRRFFA by funnymonkey@freeradical.zone
       2025-09-03T12:00:33Z
       
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       @futurebird The bruising on his hands was from him beating his tiny little fists on the ground in frustration.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpQE2QLEIRa00vMSe by jt_rebelo@ciberlandia.pt
       2025-09-03T12:00:39Z
       
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       @futurebird and because in China's "you are either for Peace or for War" (and proceeding to have a military parade with two other warmongers) the Orange Menace knows well where he stands.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpQEfDwyIhmKsQW3s by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-09-03T12:00:41Z
       
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       @carstenfranke He's gonna make DC do another one before too long :/
       
 (DIR) Post #AxpQYIPjUKFZNqIbtA by catflyhigh@troet.cafe
       2025-09-03T12:04:25Z
       
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       @futurebird that's it 💡 :blobcatgiggle:
       
 (DIR) Post #AxphjrhOL42hDvf42C by _@graz.social
       2025-09-03T15:16:59Z
       
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       @futurebird @carstenfranke He's been jealous of Kim Jong Un's fancy toys for decades – he's definitely excited to rock the Big Boy Pants himself, let's just hope they've got enough room for some adult diapers also