Post AxkkNQM8e80m7fuaES by eriner@noauthority.social
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(DIR) Post #AxkSeBmEJ2YuecxaOO by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T02:34:27Z
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Brb, tying 47,000ft of paracord to the vaulted ceiling in my living room.For my kids.Yeah... for my kids.
(DIR) Post #AxkUmXaxGpPAXynS64 by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T02:58:22Z
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@eriner While I would never put that much effort into something like this, I have always wondered what the architectural logic is behind those stupid high roof foyers with the windows way up at the top.I hired a contractor to build me a balcony across that area connected to my office. So now I can look out those windows and down upon my peasants, er, neighbors.
(DIR) Post #AxkYeGlUMOAJqj2EW8 by CattleBaron@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T03:41:42Z
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@eriner imagine all the flies those kids can get!
(DIR) Post #AxkZR7seBIfcU4gDho by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T03:50:31Z
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I think this was inspired by treenets (or tree weaves, tree webbing, etc.)And yes, it's AWESOME.This guy is: https://www.youtube.com/@Charlieswebs who does these for a living. The previous video is: https://www.youtube.com/@justinflom, a magician turned guy who makes "silly videos".
(DIR) Post #AxkeUCJMfB7krkSd8K by EvolLove@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T04:47:06Z
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@eriner I hear their architect no longer speak to them.
(DIR) Post #AxkkNQM8e80m7fuaES by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T05:53:06Z
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@EvolLove pft, when was the last time anyone spoke to the architect?Why worry about that guy when you can make your own totally awesome code-questionable bouncy rooms that, while structurally overkill, are a nightmare for the civil engineer at your county’s code enforcement office?Hmm, what does code say about receptacle height above the paracord-oline floor? Oh, it doesn’t say anything about that? Cool, man.
(DIR) Post #AxkklkV9OjFPYJj4ds by EvolLove@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T05:57:30Z
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@eriner That is what makes it funny. Imagine if they would have hired an architect and he/she sees that for some reason. I thought of that as funny.There are good and bad architects and people should be allowed to draw their own houses and building codes are for cucks :pepe_chad:
(DIR) Post #AxkmDnaraw8dCmKyA4 by Stuxnet1984@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T06:13:47Z
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@eriner Did he reinforce those windows in case they fall against them?
(DIR) Post #AxlUVOfbOWpj6MktTk by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T14:29:58Z
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I was only half joking.Should I tie together a corded play-place / loft above the living room?Then I could finally clean the skylights and change the bulbs of the lights on the beam…Also consider the (short-lived) surprise of home intruders when they’re repelled from above by a spider-monkey with 5.56.
(DIR) Post #AxlUnoNKYsm42OzQY4 by ThatCrazyDude@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T14:33:18Z
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@eriner here in Italy we call it antresola. Not a bad idea in general if you're looking to expand your living space. The thing is that it generally gets fuckin' hot up there in the summer so you'll be spending a ton of air-conditioning. Always a tradeoff....
(DIR) Post #AxlVIPpxqNqIuXya36 by rw@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T14:38:50Z
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@eriner probably depends on how you feel about every visitor seeing your kids' play area (that's how it will look, I would think).
(DIR) Post #AxlVjWmY8AvqGkJ5bk by MountainJay@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T14:43:44Z
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@eriner — I wonder how easy it will be to keep clean, especially from cobwebs and dust. If it goes awhile unused and then gets a bunch of use again, everything/everyone below could get showered with dust.
(DIR) Post #AxlWLckmNSyVnFe1mC by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T14:50:38Z
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@eriner I would vote against. it's a good looking home/room as is. After the novelty wore off, you'd have a web of paracord all the light from the skylight would be filtering through, and I can't imagine a way to construct something like that without completely clashing with the aesthetics of the space.
(DIR) Post #AxlX2YgZNTJzd49FnE by radix023@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T14:58:23Z
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@eriner I think dobermans with night vision would make that unnecessary
(DIR) Post #AxlX6sug77qdWQoIzY by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2025-09-01T14:59:10.143632Z
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>Yeah... for my kids.Did he seriously think using duck tape would be safe for his kids to lay on.
(DIR) Post #AxlgqHlJTKJnCz9ZqK by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T16:48:13Z
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@DaddyO > clashing ... aestheticsKids have no use for such things. Also, I could either use black or a brown paracord color of a decent color match to the wood.> web of paracordWhen I inevitably cut it, I could always move it outside and up into a tree, or just use it as an overkill tie-down for my trailer.
(DIR) Post #AxlhivvkLLkpQS5kTg by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T16:58:05Z
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@eriner >Kids have no use for such thingsI disagree on this one. Cultivating an appreciation for beauty, order, and design is part of what separates the civilized man from the barbarian and low-IQ tribal grunt.Don't let American "functionality uber alles" rule the day.
(DIR) Post #AxliHpzoOooj9idYFk by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T17:04:24Z
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@rw I don’t mean this flippantly, but I don’t really care what visitors think. It’s our house, I’m weird, and they are visitors. They’re welcome to leave.This was once our dining room, the first room you see upon entering the front door. The kids are young, it won’t always be like this, and they love it.I’d say it’s usually cleaner but this shows how Sisyphean that job is.
(DIR) Post #Axlih6VW9CfVbXVz5U by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T17:08:58Z
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@DaddyO > Don't let American "functionality uber alles" rule the dayYou Asians and Europeans... you'll never understand.Keep your Wago levers.You can rip the AMERICAN wire nuts and velcro straps from my cold dead hands!
(DIR) Post #Axlj9aX073BIpXn6a8 by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T17:14:07Z
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@NonPlayableClown I'm pretty sure that was just a gag
(DIR) Post #AxljHzUBDTUgXfTi1A by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2025-09-01T17:15:37.045608Z
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Hard to tell nowadays.
(DIR) Post #AxljsMpPuHMZMXl0gy by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T17:22:12Z
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@eriner I bet you let your kids watch Sponge Bob Square Pants.
(DIR) Post #Axlk2CF07ogXQFPXcW by eriner@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T17:23:59Z
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@DaddyO
(DIR) Post #AxlpUQos11NsW3THtY by rw@noauthority.social
2025-09-01T18:25:07Z
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@eriner I figured it might be like that. I know exactly how that is.
(DIR) Post #AxnF26HzXr0EhUChmK by dbolli@noauthority.social
2025-09-02T10:46:01Z
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@eriner I'm getting "Chapel of Latter Day No Agenda Episodes" vibes. Rev. A Curry could visit and consecrate for a small donation amount 👍