Post Axk4Z1mJehalIR0Sky by cinebox@masto.hackers.town
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(DIR) Post #Axk2jcVBlxC8BFv0Pg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-31T21:44:02Z
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@shabazzstuart What's with all the extra info about what he was doing before the crash. This has Ted Kennedy vibes. And with that, out of respect for my mother I shall say no more at this time.
(DIR) Post #Axk2uYqZhb9o1v8esS by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2025-08-31T21:45:59Z
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@futurebird @shabazzstuart All I'm getting is "survived" and the associated....
(DIR) Post #Axk38Md1vWwWBnNvbk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-31T21:48:31Z
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@Edelruth @shabazzstuart That means that the bit about the woman hasn't been verified, it's just in the statement from his security. IDK maybe it's true but it sounds kind of fake, or just... odd to include? Why drag a woman who is probably trying to stay away from attention into this?It's bizarre, and he's made up stories like this before.
(DIR) Post #Axk3JseTCoLCh1Y9yq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-31T21:50:37Z
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@Edelruth @shabazzstuart It's also that this statement from his "Head of Security" isn't at al interested in finding out who hit him with a car! A crime of negligence at minimum. I suspect there is something very messy here that this statement is trying to "get out in front of."
(DIR) Post #Axk3fPU0KqCeb9v9Vo by Edelruth@mastodon.online
2025-08-31T21:54:28Z
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@futurebird @shabazzstuart A definite sense of attempting to create cause and effect, certainly.
(DIR) Post #Axk43qGaPEekcGIKQq by SeanPLynch@mastodon.social
2025-08-31T21:58:50Z
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@futurebird @shabazzstuart I'm surprised the account doesn't have him also saving an adorable stray dog or assisting in a very difficult birth of a young calf who was breech inside its mother.It's very rambling.
(DIR) Post #Axk4DyHLTIPUMTTnns by paul@oldfriends.live
2025-08-31T21:59:59Z
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@futurebird I thought the same thing. That was info not needed to say he was injured in a rear-end collision. It's as useless as, "After stopping for a Big Mac sandwich and milk shake, he proceeded on his way when..." unless it is to garner sympathy, restore honor, and help with recovery donations...@shabazzstuart@threads.net
(DIR) Post #Axk4JTUaqacicJIhIO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-31T22:01:43Z
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@paul I mean it might be that simple. But I also find it very odd that they aren't concerned about who hit him with a car... something that ought to be found out in any case like this. Something I would agree he has a right to be mad about.
(DIR) Post #Axk4Z1mJehalIR0Sky by cinebox@masto.hackers.town
2025-08-31T22:04:30Z
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@futurebird are they trying to imply the incidents are connected somehow? or just desperate for positive PR...
(DIR) Post #Axk4vkwePK3tkVg6z2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-31T22:08:37Z
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@fivetonsflax @shabazzstuart It is very strange at minimum. And at this moment, well who can say. Perhaps it is just a strange series of events that really happened. But, why is there a "domestic violence hero" story about the guy who is a notorious lecher? Why don't we know who hit him with a car and why isn't his head of *security* interested in that?Anyway perhap it is nothing.
(DIR) Post #Axk5mVnXSDLO7TZWPQ by log@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-08-31T22:18:07Z
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@futurebird @shabazzstuart Just after polishing a smear of hair dye from his otherwise spotless halo, Giuliani--who had definitely not been indulging in impairing intoxicants of any kind--was struck by another vehicle, probably intentionally, in such a way that it totally could not have been his fault, even if you think he's a dump truck full of pig anuses.
(DIR) Post #Axk6fKjqH70tkIz42y by realtegan@wandering.shop
2025-08-31T22:28:03Z
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@futurebird @shabazzstuart Yes, you're right. Translated into human speech, this press release really sounds like "he crashed while driving drunk and maybe hurt someone."The whole thing smells like week-old fish.