Post AxiTM2KgOOSHmy400W by marbletravis@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AxiSay34VEXktLNjRA by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-08-31T03:24:23Z
       
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       If his hand gets any blacker, he won't let it vote
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiTLBjfwjxIf8Li6a by stevegis_ssg@mas.to
       2025-08-31T03:32:42Z
       
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       @futurebird Whoa!
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiTM2KgOOSHmy400W by marbletravis@mastodon.world
       2025-08-31T03:32:46Z
       
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       @futurebird oh that made me laugh, it shouldn't be a thing, but...
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiUJUGYBFJ3VYTkJM by Haste@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T03:43:35Z
       
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       @futurebird oof. Nicely done
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiV2l2QfUsgYcSbVg by CStamp@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T03:51:47Z
       
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       @futurebird "The White House and Trump’s doctor have maintained that the president is in “excellent health” and that the hand bruise is the result of frequent handshaking and intake of aspirin."Have you ever heard of anyone who gets that kind of bruising just shaking hands?https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-hand-bruising-makeup-health-concerns-b2813702.html
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiVDe1j4oOLzuK4cy by drahardja@sfba.social
       2025-08-31T03:53:45Z
       
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       @futurebird OOOOOH
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiVGVn09yNVJmnpOC by estelle@mstdn.social
       2025-08-31T03:54:16Z
       
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       @futurebird my brain did not process this one until just nowoof
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiVLKaxCvOy30Svce by continuity0@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T03:55:09Z
       
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       @futurebird …damn
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiVTTjb6xNUi3OShs by kinsale42@mstdn.games
       2025-08-31T03:56:36Z
       
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       @futurebird 🔥😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AxiZGaaOj2Pw0mCRf6 by SailorDisco@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T04:39:05Z
       
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       @futurebirdClots and prayers 🙏🏻
       
 (DIR) Post #AxicKKJTTAqKYwl2XI by onpubcom@techhub.social
       2025-08-31T05:13:23Z
       
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       @futurebird 🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #AxieQLBjKRLyvG8B72 by moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
       2025-08-31T05:36:54Z
       
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       @futurebird absolutely cackling
       
 (DIR) Post #Axihq776a1Gof8wsnw by falcennial@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T06:15:09Z
       
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       @futurebird 🌻🌻🌻
       
 (DIR) Post #AxippyxtfvS31X5dmy by rayhindle@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T07:44:46Z
       
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       @futurebird 🪦
       
 (DIR) Post #AxjHGj7jNXUATQfPgu by babelcarp@social.tchncs.de
       2025-08-31T12:52:06Z
       
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       @futurebird Stigmata!
       
 (DIR) Post #Axjyph8Z3JxCTcyeGW by APBBlue@thepit.social
       2025-08-31T21:00:16Z
       
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       @futurebird omg
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk2SLKWMfIA01graq by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-08-31T21:40:55Z
       
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       what?
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk2m5ZOfaTEuc41iK by ricci@discuss.systems
       2025-08-31T21:44:23Z
       
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       @futurebird omg if this killed me any more dead my relatives would cast my mail in ballot for trump
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk30EhtUlMjIvmhDU by LinuxAndYarn@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T21:47:00Z
       
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       @futurebird
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk3HSzBexmkVq5aRk by msh@coales.co
       2025-08-31T21:50:06Z
       
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       @futurebird he will probably let it vote but it will have to do so in another districtWhatever the case it is certain JD is not allowed to touch it look what happened to Pope Francis and Hulk Hogan after all
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk3INLS7MrzJ6w9vU by Bfordham@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-31T21:50:11Z
       
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       @futurebird This made me laugh way too hard. I laugh each time I see it.You're not wrong, though.
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk3L1g18WlWyNotkW by Edelruth@mastodon.online
       2025-08-31T21:50:47Z
       
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       @futurebird Damn it!
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk4uE4r7hB5WRmp5E by realtegan@wandering.shop
       2025-08-31T22:08:20Z
       
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       @futurebird Dear lord, you made me spit out my orange juice. I bow to you... I'm not worthy!
       
 (DIR) Post #Axk6haMd9NdEmrCVIu by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
       2025-08-31T22:28:27Z
       
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       @futurebird I'm confused.  I haven't been keeping up very well.  Is this about Trump?  I did see someone say something about him hiding his hand.  I absolutely avoid any media that shows him in it due to how offensive the sight of his face is to me, so I haven't seen anything in any detail.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxkXd3lJ7SQ3HHoFdo by samvarma@fosstodon.org
       2025-09-01T03:30:09Z
       
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       @futurebird @ewen
       
 (DIR) Post #AxmQQbu0Z33s2CuphA by zdl@gamerplus.org
       2025-09-02T01:18:51Z
       
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       @futurebird Could you explain this to a non-American who isn't quite getting it?