Post AxhPyy43bL2Gs1dSIS by ozzelot@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AxhPyszyR5nZ9ugcjo by stavvers@masto.ai
2025-08-28T09:32:16Z
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On the off chance anyone is at Smugglers Festival, I'll be there talking about the vagina bread incident at the Crab Museum's carbs workshop!
(DIR) Post #AxhPyuLdQ2ifLNpR8i by stavvers@masto.ai
2025-08-28T09:36:40Z
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(A brief precis of the bread thing since I wouldn't really expect anyone on the German computer toucher website to be camping in Kent this weekend) https://masto.ai/@stavvers/110032582347559121
(DIR) Post #AxhPyvM1g4cuSt1GO8 by stavvers@masto.ai
2025-08-30T15:13:14Z
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So anyway I had to hastily adapt the cunt sourdough story into something educational and child friendly because a ton of kids turned up unexpectedly.
(DIR) Post #AxhPywDYT3Rd8u40p6 by stavvers@masto.ai
2025-08-30T15:17:19Z
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Anyway there is a generation of kids between ages 7 and 11 in the east kent area who now know that a healthy vagina usually contains lactobacillus to help it self clean and they'll probably retain that word because they were chanting LACTOBACILLUS! LACTOBACILLUS! LACTOBACILLUS!
(DIR) Post #AxhPyx4NIfhBmimC9Y by stavvers@masto.ai
2025-08-30T15:17:59Z
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So I guess I can pop this in the vagina museum's annual accounts as delivery of educational work to young people
(DIR) Post #AxhPyy43bL2Gs1dSIS by ozzelot@mstdn.social
2025-08-30T15:20:20Z
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@stavvers This work is more useful than whatever the billionaires are up to (as can be said about any work really)