Post AxbWNp91Ktu7DoQuFE by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AxbW9Rg9meOoOH4m3M by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-27T19:01:14Z
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I’m a monster for not letting her sleep inside the suitcase and putting it back in the closet.
(DIR) Post #AxbWEnazj1XRoPDL6G by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
2025-08-27T19:02:10Z
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@futurebird how dare you
(DIR) Post #AxbWNp91Ktu7DoQuFE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-27T19:03:51Z
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@grumpasaurus She was going to fill it with CAT HAIR.
(DIR) Post #AxbWPigkJJOtmI6zYW by grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange
2025-08-27T19:04:10Z
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@futurebird sounds like a you problem
(DIR) Post #AxbWZyebo1aiBq0GWW by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-08-27T19:05:56Z
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@futurebird what is purpose of any cat-sized container if not to contain cat?
(DIR) Post #AxbWc210HPxxC4SRYu by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-27T19:06:26Z
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@funkula Are you one of her lawyers? Because you sound a lot like them.
(DIR) Post #AxbWhVq6ozH18jyXmi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-27T19:07:24Z
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She's really not taking it well at all. I'm being criticized and so is the closet door.
(DIR) Post #AxbWk2u6rKlCGc3SJk by tantramar@mastodon.social
2025-08-27T19:07:48Z
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@futurebird POOR PICA! THE ABUSE!!!
(DIR) Post #AxbX5r5tRtWM0fxxOC by hitsuyonai@mastodon.online
2025-08-27T19:11:43Z
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@futurebird As I've mentioned to somebody before, confessing your crime on the ["I never expected all these cats" - Tim Berners-Lee] inter-web. might not be the wisest move?
(DIR) Post #AxbXFFMga0ldtIIaMi by spiegelmama@infosec.exchange
2025-08-27T19:13:28Z
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@futurebird I'm not a cat lawyer, so I won't weigh in on her case. But I will point out she's standing there with both front paws pointing off to the same side, like a kid's drawing of a cat. She seems very sure of her rights.
(DIR) Post #AxbXIV5IaistVriYJE by Tock@corteximplant.com
2025-08-27T19:14:03Z
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@futurebird That face tho.
(DIR) Post #AxbXztLyEgZTEYCqlE by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-08-27T19:21:53Z
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@futurebird I assumed she was representing herself. Been seeing a lot of posts on sovereign citizen subreddits concerning treat law and the distinction between walking vs traveling on the kitchen table
(DIR) Post #AxbY5F2z0SeRxnsNG4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-27T19:22:54Z
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@funkula I mean she SAYS she has a "legal team" but ... to be honest I don't know
(DIR) Post #AxbYA8XGdxuhDTNL1s by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2025-08-27T19:23:37Z
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@futurebird How very dare you! As your just desserts I've muted you for one hour. So there, evil hooman!
(DIR) Post #AxbZctYZVvQD70GKmm by wtrmt@mastodon.social
2025-08-27T19:40:10Z
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@futurebird the cat mafia: is a thing.#codeOfSilence
(DIR) Post #AxbdRlKABI3oD8TCFs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-27T20:22:56Z
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@fedward @funkula Now that I think about it... whenever she "consults legal" she just goes under the couch so this is all looking more and more suspect.
(DIR) Post #Axbgriu06lsa5hIs2i by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2025-08-27T21:01:14Z
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@futurebird LOL. Pica is the greatest.
(DIR) Post #AxbguZxfo2zHELNnqC by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2025-08-27T21:01:48Z
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@futurebird And I can see that she is looking as adorable as ever.
(DIR) Post #Axbk2MoCtJWAcKMOga by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-08-27T21:36:47Z
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@futurebird hm, maybe this is how to get her to the vet next time it's needed.
(DIR) Post #AxfVN2wBFKNoO8KelU by PTR_K@dice.camp
2025-08-29T17:11:18Z
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@futurebird Our cat/suitcase related problems usually crop up in the opposite situation:When my wife gets out a suitcase to pack for travel, the cat despairs that she will never see her again. Cat attempts to occupy the suitcase to prevent its use. If that fails, then throwing up in the suitcase might work.