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(DIR) Post #AxVoxTP2HUZURVJSyG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:03:43Z
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#monsterdon! #monsterdon! here we come!
(DIR) Post #AxVpA0CUANDDdaPume by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:06:00Z
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Ah yes, pocket snakes#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVpKxWUSdfEWFzyjY by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:07:59Z
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Oh yes, suit man, they brought a WOMAN who KNOWS THINGS, yes, it turns out THIS IS POSSIBLE#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVpwvBdazgoHGLZ32 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:14:50Z
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🎶 Swap thing, bum duh bum,🎶 You make my heart sing, whoa oh🎶 You make everyyyyyything groovvvyyyyy#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVq7rVbbuWA3Wu5Im by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:16:49Z
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So now we're just creating random glowing explosives, what is this lab even#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVqJtPiLz47RHsugq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:18:59Z
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Dude, the quantity of food we *can* produce has never been the problem in modern times, it's who *we won't let have it*#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVqUREfSYpBEPkKGm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:20:54Z
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Exploding plant growth formula that also makes you horny what else does this stuff do#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVqiuM7zIm1bJ8Rvs by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:23:31Z
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In the 80s all badasses were Rambo#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVqsltaIXa6G0UIPQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:25:17Z
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The wife getting show so that he can hook up with his new fling was the most predictable thing ever#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVrIu12jI7gyGR7wm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:30:01Z
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They're in a swamp, and there are lots of things, so I guess we've got movie title?#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVrWmqWBQIMmx8NZw by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:32:31Z
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I'm trying to come up with a scenario in which the twigs on the commandos' hats are actually going to come in useful for hiding, and drawing a blank#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVraFpCtfznX9Arsu by SRLevine@neuromatch.social
2025-08-25T01:33:09Z
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@ricci If their ends were dipped in poison and they doubled as darts?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVryilmvrdUFqF3fU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:37:34Z
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How do we keep making horror movies without the plot contrivance of payphones?#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVsNht7Lct4l8aHeC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:42:06Z
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Oh, if only she had twigs in her hair that hiding spot would have worked#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVst9MxDtocy4X8F6 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:47:42Z
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Okay, fair, if I had unexpectedly turned into a swamp thing I would probably stand around in the swamp gesturing and shouting#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVsy7SFlj3wThNiGO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:48:40Z
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Oh no my swamp thing things, they have been destroyed#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVtGhJZBIc0uMB2f2 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:52:02Z
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Poignant. Sad Swampy Boy remembering the good times before he was turned into a swamp thing 15 minutes ago#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVtSiBVlvpp578d2O by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:54:12Z
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Dudes, dudes, dudes, if you still had twigs on your hats none of this would be happening#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVtXNBVHGXzOmMCeG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:54:58Z
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Right, he's invulnerable to bullets. Like a plant.#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVtl4R7mMVHJ5CAMq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T01:57:31Z
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Oh my god swamp this villain already thing this dialogue is unbearable#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVtmYvRuHQQ9m5gPI by ax6761@freeradical.zone
2025-08-25T01:57:47Z
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@ricci 🤣
(DIR) Post #AxVu68pOe9vB0YazWC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:01:21Z
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Good job swamp thing you distracted her from the guy that was attacking her so he could sneak up and hit her with a machete, you hero you#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVuJ5W0H6XMUwhLH6 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:03:40Z
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Okay but actually swamp thing they have substantially reorganized the taxonomies now so you're probably just all wrong and will need to go back to swamp thing biology#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVuPxIFF4eZ1dXMyO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:04:52Z
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*80s movie lady internal thoughts* "okay but what ELSE grows back if it breaks off"#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVufxyOTxnVlct2OW by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:07:44Z
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He knew they'd be caught? What kind of shitty chess player IS Swamp Thing#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVunzrBMXvpvTLJIG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:09:15Z
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Oh my god someone please put this villian's awful dialogue out of our misery#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVuv7aozxTPwj5U9o by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:10:32Z
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I guess they really should have titled this movie Swamp Things#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVvHaQ0VRWFiZk1CK by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:14:31Z
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One of my favorite features of a movie is when I have no idea where any of the locations are in relation to any other location#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVvQcHsvVlS7YFRHk by guyjantic@infosec.exchange
2025-08-25T02:16:13Z
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@ricci It's like L.A.: everything is 20 minutes from everything else.
(DIR) Post #AxVvTVPAyIxHe02I08 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:16:46Z
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Uh oh the essence of this villain is Bad Dialog, this is gonna be UNBEARABLE#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVvh0phR2VCsdsn32 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:19:07Z
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Aw cute wittle plant hand#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVvlDfndYfHrWG4Lw by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:19:58Z
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Movie, the essence of bad dude here is definitely not hair and sword#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVw0mDTUMOTL7QZg8 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:22:41Z
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This has become a different and entirely worse movie#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVwQMJgPFjWXeWvY0 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:27:23Z
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I feel like this movie had some potential but, thankfully for us, they squandered it#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AxVwTiv6p5GDVxdklE by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-08-25T02:27:54Z
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And there he goes, fucking off into the swamp#monsterdon