Post AxTmTaPb4KGrGjHDHc by cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co
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 (DIR) Post #AxTitAAYrQT1akBUJc by gabriel@mk.gabe.rocks
       2025-08-24T00:46:18.765Z
       
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       Reminder: rich people can be as dumb as anyone else.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTjyOyJLwoau1W4WW by hazlin@annihilation.social
       2025-08-24T00:58:29.022270Z
       
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       @gabriel I heard that they eventually start to melt
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTkM0Cl5Uf12UWleq by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:02:44.879336Z
       
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       @hazlin @gabriel if stored improperly. even slight temperature changes cause thermal expansion which causes cracking. a lot of cryonically preserved corpses had to be buried because they were falling apart.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTkfoSUTAtuOtKffU by hazlin@annihilation.social
       2025-08-24T01:06:20.431173Z
       
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       @Inginsub @gabriel so, being awakened by the Omnissiah, requires you to have a zero down time cryo service until he arrives xD?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTl0voOKFCjHse92W by fixpoint@stereophonic.space
       2025-08-24T01:10:09.396269Z
       
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       @Inginsub @hazlin @gabriel no refunds
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTlA29U7dCDYcqxDk by cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:11:47.495144Z
       
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       @Inginsub @hazlin @gabriel isn't the guy who founded the first company for it still rotting in his capsule in California? It became some weird, stinky shrine or something for cryo people to visit? Am I making this up?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTlBBAK5z3Nnmn7su by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:11:59.669604Z
       
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       @hazlin @gabriel not only that, it has to have at least somewhat precise temperature controls. also, cold storage is expensive, and one client's money only last so long, so these companies need new bodies to pay for old ones - the system requires exponential growth to be sustainable in the long term - or to bury the oldest bodies once their contracts expire
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTlJb3zgw9cRJqRUW by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:13:31.011059Z
       
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       @cassidyclown @gabriel @hazlin i don't know, i think he put dewars in his backyard and kept them cold with ice or something when the money ran out
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTlVu5SmtgsupOtDE by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:15:44.120608Z
       
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       @cassidyclown @gabriel @hazlin i think it was a funny story, like his wife divorced him and took half the company, and that's why he had to cut the costs
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTljVPpJRsKS6PYUS by fixpoint@stereophonic.space
       2025-08-24T01:18:10.281160Z
       
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       @Inginsub @hazlin @cassidyclown @gabriel does that mean she also got half the corpses
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTlr89Bhwc8bTGRiy by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:19:34.696722Z
       
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       @fixpoint @hazlin @cassidyclown @gabriel tfw your bitch of a wife takes your corpse collection in a divorce and buries it
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTmHZaqHpbHFroAsa by hazlin@annihilation.social
       2025-08-24T01:23:53.259542Z
       
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       @Inginsub @gabriel Makes me wonder about the viability of a binary synchronous sattlite, on the dark side of the Earth. Sable temperature, and low odds of disturbance...?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTmTaPb4KGrGjHDHc by cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:26:31.660664Z
       
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       @Inginsub @gabriel @hazlin I was thinking of thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frozen_Dead_Guy_DaysI think it was tagged onto the end of a dewars video I watched ages ago. I remember the bodies on ice in the backyard thing as well.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTnWXzecIt0ai7N4a by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:38:15.817603Z
       
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       @hazlin @gabriel it's gonna be prohibitively expensive: satellites don't just stay in orbit, they veer off course for various reasons (tidal forces, magnetic field, space dust, gravity of other celestial bodies) and need to carry a supply of rocket fuel (or monopropellant, i'm not sure). when it runs out, you will need to refuel the satellite or let it go wherever it wants
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTokLoqmEtyqFD6ky by Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T01:51:57.938783Z
       
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       @cassidyclown @gabriel @hazlin there was news 10-15 years ago that one of the bodies developed deep lengthwise cracks and had to be buried because it was deemed irrecoverable. that's how i learned about cryonics
       
 (DIR) Post #AxTpujybunOscAIH3o by cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co
       2025-08-24T02:05:02.981559Z
       
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       @Inginsub @gabriel @hazlin Robert Nelson (guy behind it) did get himself frozen (without cryoprotectant) in 2018 and it seems like he's still in storage. He'll get the last laugh for sure.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxU4OnJLTsTR0BDX3w by vikingkong@misskey.vikingkong.xyz
       2025-08-24T04:47:21.796Z
       
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       @gabriel@mk.gabe.rocks Always have been 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #AxVUx5no1rNGADRLd2 by nerthos@shitposter.world
       2025-08-24T21:19:37.129656Z
       
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       @gabriel If rich people weren't dumb we'd all be living in beautiful ethnostates