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       2025-08-20T01:03:52Z
       
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       Awards. An utterly nonsensical accolade since;John Wayne won a Best Actor Academy Award for playing the same petulant cunt, himself, in every movie.John Wood won a Gold Logie for his wooden performance as a paternal country cop for about forty years.Barrack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize for bombing fewer brown civilians than his predecessors.I won "Best Dressed Boy" at the Primary School fancy dress ball in 1976, dressed in an astronaut suit my parents hired and augmented with yellow electrical tape.Oh, you're "award winning"? So fucken what?This toot is brought to you by an award winning tooter.