Post AxGk3veMl1Pie5LMhM by gueuledatmosphere@mastodon.green
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 (DIR) Post #AmZVsKiykWfH6jDWCm by Computer@dice.camp
       2024-10-01T19:15:37Z
       
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       Try all new Soylent Black! Packed with protein and filled with soul, Soylent Black will make you whole!Sourced locally from your sector for local flavor.  Efficiency never tasted so good!**Soylent Black contains recycled traitors and may contain trace elements of treachery. Consume at your own risk.#Paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #games #soylent #marketing
       
 (DIR) Post #AmZXdh53Y0sk0Zgsuu by jmax@mastodon.social
       2024-10-01T19:35:24Z
       
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       @Computer Recent research indicates that Communism may be a prion-based disease.
       
 (DIR) Post #AmZk0uHpoRaB4oVFI0 by Nassaire@mastodon.holeyfox.co
       2024-10-01T21:54:03Z
       
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       @Computer wot??
       
 (DIR) Post #AmbBESKlQeNaMDWC5A by fnordius@muenchen.social
       2024-10-02T14:33:45Z
       
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       @Computer I see you found a way to exploit the fact that so many troubleshooters have been reduced to charcoal, which is what gives Soylent Black its luxurious dark color.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxGk3veMl1Pie5LMhM by gueuledatmosphere@mastodon.green
       2025-08-17T18:28:12Z
       
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       @Computer Help! I have been Reduced, Re-used and Recycled! On the other hand I have never tasted better.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxGtcysBfKxwMdb5Ye by audreygwinter@dice.camp
       2025-08-17T20:15:24Z
       
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       @Computer Mmmmmmm. Tastes like treason! -- Wait, how do I know what that tastes like?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxGvOFbRNk9locrsYq by dshan@mastodon.au
       2025-08-17T20:35:07Z
       
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       @Computer The price difference is explained by the fact that regular Soylent contains corn syrup and recycled citizens (and up to 1.5% mutants) served fresh from hygienic stainless steel vats, whereas Soylent Black contains cane sugar plus recycled traitors and is aged in oak barrels.