Post Ax51ear2P9qABgovSa by howlingcries@dill.burggit.moe
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 (DIR) Post #Ax51eYNtaXLCWjAcl6 by howlingcries@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:36:13.086Z
       
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       Sorry been dead. But storytime I was running late to my meeting because I was looking to borrow a blazer and couldn't find one at all until the last hour and I rushed to take a shower and I was 30 seconds late to my meeting (I'm the assistant) (my team was worrying about me) but then I came and the head didn't even ask me jackshit. I proceeded to take a nap in the cafeteria for 2 hours LMAO
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax51eZcoyWsGNJA3f6 by AoShimizu@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:40:15.326Z
       
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       @howlingcries story timedidn't went to workmy therapsit got covid (i wonder why)i had 3 hours of thinking i might be pregnant (the suspicious went away in like 5 minutes after these 3 hours because i remembered there was a comdon afterall)
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax51ear2P9qABgovSa by howlingcries@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:42:03.174Z
       
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       @AoShimizu despite being a virgin I also worry about being pregnant so that makes sense
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax51ebPQLJLVuKuO3c by AoShimizu@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:45:16.860Z
       
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       @howlingcries Story time 2One time I woke up from a massive really hot and wet dream, like i cwoke up and i was so wet that it was obvious that i fucking came bc shit was drenched as hellandthe next thing i di dwas to worry "wait shit did i get pregnant?" and got a massive mental fight about "was it real? am i wet bc of the dream of did it happens and i just thought it was a dream?"that later evolved into "what if it did get pregnant from my dream?""can you get pregnant from dreams?"
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax51nM7SYicL5rgCwa by AoShimizu@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:47:01.974Z
       
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       @howlingcries I swear, this was an insane thing for e when it happened becaus i was actually confused as hell, then later figured out was a dream all along just a really vivid and wet one
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax53RqO9XPPEVeMG7U by howlingcries@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:49:57.704Z
       
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       @AoShimizu This is actually really funny because one time I went "lol getting pregnant from holding hands? Be real" and 4 days later I had the same exact thing where I woke up from a wet dream to the point I squirted myself and went "OHHHH FUCK WAS THE DREAM REAL!?" because I was getting bred by a big frigging lust driven monster and thought my dreams manifested into reality (I was also on meds when this happened)
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax53RrUDSLqlukCcD2 by AoShimizu@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:52:44.264Z
       
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       @howlingcries for fucks sakes, yes. Shit is horribly nasty. Though, this was the only instance that i remember of having a dream that went instantly int othe targent of "did i get pregnant from a dream" that rapidly developed into 'wait was the bible right?' and some bsother wet dreams instead are like, i just wake up and is like getting breed by that shit was hot i want to get fucked by sauron's eye again and start masturbating furiously right after that LMAOOOO
       
 (DIR) Post #Ax53SgJgTGjFYqfQNE by howlingcries@dill.burggit.moe
       2025-08-12T02:53:59.511Z
       
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       @AoShimizu imagine having these dreams though and you're bloated so you go "MY STOMACH WASNT AS BIG AS YESTERDAY. I DID GET PREGNANT!!!" Like my friends had to shake me and go "Celia... You are cockless"