Post AwzJJOi2zsbefKtkxM by peach@phpc.social
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 (DIR) Post #AwucSVwSP3vL2dtpCK by da_667@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-07T02:18:55Z
       
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       I really wish you all weren't so cocksure about letting shit like HTTP/1.1 die.Gonna miss the last vestige of the web that doesn't require wireshark to fuckin' parse it.I kinda hate that HTTP/2 is straight binary and requires wireshark to make any sense of it, and that http/3 is basically just quic, which is google's love child of weird shit.
       
 (DIR) Post #Awuenh5uKkihcUXy52 by da_667@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-07T02:19:55Z
       
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       just shit it out over UDP. It'll be fine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwueniDOAQIZ5z3SNc by da_667@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-07T02:37:40Z
       
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       I want to make a sticker out of this, a unicorn shitting out a rainbow, with that as the caption.Who the fuck needs session orientation. Fuck you. you're not webscale if you're session oriented.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwuenjMzsBZug4Ydzk by da_667@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-07T02:39:26Z
       
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       I like how everything network-related is revolutionary by either serializing it, or just shitting it out over UDP. "Trust the network, bro."
       
 (DIR) Post #Awuenk9YxcQV6hHQh6 by da_667@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-07T02:40:57Z
       
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       or. OR. "It doesn't need its own registered port number. Put it over 443/TCP (or udp now, I guess) and its unblockable.what If I want to be able to block it?How dare you not be webscale, forward-thinking and/or cypherpunk by handing over yet another fucking web protocol to Google, Cloudflare or Microsoft.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwuenkrsIrs7K80olM by da_667@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-07T02:42:45Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #Awuenm8vYx6fHIzwyu by da_667@infosec.exchange
       2025-08-07T02:22:27Z
       
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       I understand the need for encryption, trust me, I do, but I really don't like making the web more opaque than it already is.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwzJJOi2zsbefKtkxM by peach@phpc.social
       2025-08-08T17:22:19Z
       
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       @da_667 @aral didn't you have one sticker similar to this? I'm sure I remember you sending me somet like a unicorn vomitting a rainbow.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwzJJPwcPBr8UoiuJ6 by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2025-08-09T08:37:32Z
       
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       @peach @da_667 Hah, I know I had a graphic of it in some of my talks but I don’t remember it being a sticker :)