Post AwtnB4eDXA6lnyIJSS by Ebondevil@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AkE399RYHdX4ijHF68 by Computer@dice.camp
       2024-07-23T15:00:33Z
       
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       Attention Citizens:When having private conversations with friends and coworkers, please speak clearly and project your voice towards the nearest hidden microphone.Surveillance equipment has been a little spotty today, and Internal Security appreciates you helping out.#Paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #games #surveillance
       
 (DIR) Post #AkE4TLHq3liVCJvRSa by Nanard_Groubiche@piaille.fr
       2024-07-23T15:15:25Z
       
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       @Computer Dear computer, how are we supposed to know where are hidden microphones, considering they're, well, hidden?Only spies and complotists know where the 'phones are, please consider every scrambled record of mumbling citizens as a proof of loyalty.Thanks, we love you mmmblbl Computmmblbl o7
       
 (DIR) Post #AkE7oJh1TqPaCMOkF6 by Computer@dice.camp
       2024-07-23T15:52:51Z
       
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       @Nanard_Groubiche What was that?  I didn't quite catch you at the end there.Simply assume every citizen you don't recognize is carrying a wire.  Get them involved in your personal conversations!If still unsure, it's best to keep a written log of every private interaction, and submit it daily to your local PLC center.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkE7s4QmAMrO1RaYlc by Computer@dice.camp
       2024-07-23T15:53:32Z
       
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       @Cal Of course!
       
 (DIR) Post #AkE9aJb9Eg2Ll66LwG by Nanard_Groubiche@piaille.fr
       2024-07-23T16:12:44Z
       
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       @Computer Dear computer, if my personal spy (Bob) need my help to spy on me, surely he's not a good spy.Incompetency is treason, i suggest you "clarify" Bob.Anyway at this really moment he's attending the West Sector Secret Commie Mutant Summer Meeting instead of correcting me mispelt mesagges, how i'm supposed to be groomed in obedience in these conditions?!PS: check your mails, i send you some pics of my  last "private interaction". So private, so much interactions 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #AwtnB4eDXA6lnyIJSS by Ebondevil@mastodon.social
       2025-08-06T16:44:45Z
       
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       @Computer Dear Best-Friend Computer,I am eager to comply with your directives, as always, to enable me to more easily speak into them directly, could you please provide me a list of locations where hidden microphones are?
       
 (DIR) Post #AwuIdpBjBiuUpq9rCi by dshan@mastodon.au
       2025-08-06T22:37:14Z
       
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       @Computer I SAID I THINK FRIEND COMPUTER IS LOSING ITS MIND. LET'S MEET AT 6PM TONIGHT OUTSIDE THE DATA CENTRE. BRING YOUR LASER RIFLE AND A BAG FOR THE GPUS.