Post AwphDomdb2Jz7AJoDg by octade@soc.octade.net
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 (DIR) Post #AwpQDN2p1xzZrZ5byy by johnhattan@dobbs.town
       2025-08-04T14:08:37Z
       
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       "You have a thing on your wrist that pokes you and makes a sound whenever anything happens on the internet. That is not a convenience. That's a punishment!" - me expressing puzzlement at my wife
       
 (DIR) Post #AwpRDRNn09B7GuUgts by reverendrobodummy@dobbs.town
       2025-08-04T14:19:50Z
       
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       @johnhattan What a total nightmare.
       
 (DIR) Post #Awpc48o5nMmuY8Z6mW by Spud_Coolzip@dobbs.town
       2025-08-04T16:21:24Z
       
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       @reverendrobodummy @johnhattan Wouldn't a slightly painful shock work better?
       
 (DIR) Post #AwpfDkznTmObSVJhoW by johnhattan@dobbs.town
       2025-08-04T16:56:46Z
       
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       @Spud_Coolzip @reverendrobodummy or an Oompa Loompa who punches you in the balls.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwphDomdb2Jz7AJoDg by octade@soc.octade.net
       2025-08-04T17:02:47Z
       
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       The first time I saw a smart watch I though, "this is wrong."I found a dumb watch that looks like a smart watch. When I touch the screen it lights up with the time. That is all it does. It has no bluetooth, nor wifi, nor apps. It just shows the time. It has no other functions or features. It does only one thing and does it well.
       
 (DIR) Post #AwphDpesLNhrpNh7lA by johnhattan@dobbs.town
       2025-08-04T17:19:09Z
       
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       @octade yeah, I was considering getting one of those $5 knockoffs on Aliexpress just for giggles. The screen is black 98% of the time, so it’s not a hard look to fake. All I gotta do is look at it and now and then and mutter about how I haven’t filled all my circles.I never even need to turn it on.