Post Awp4ge02sAO1r4LP9s by jaseg@chaos.social
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(DIR) Post #Awp4gWFLhNsHoDRVtw by tychotithonus@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T02:49:01Z
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/me backs away slowly
(DIR) Post #Awp4gXG5w646wonchc by reverseics@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T02:51:26Z
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@tychotithonus [Affordable]
(DIR) Post #Awp4gYZz1dZJ2n71LE by tychotithonus@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T02:53:54Z
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@reverseics Heh -- yeah, my primary mission during the day is to focus on breaking security news, and I realized that affordability was rarely correlated with that, so I added a filter. During off hours I often click through for things like that one.
(DIR) Post #Awp4gZm4aApikZmBpA by reverseics@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T13:16:57Z
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@tychotithonus Overnight I had a thought:"We are currently OVERSTOCKED on ransomware deployments. We need to make new room in our database for new decryption keys. Come on down to $threatgroup's ransomware emporium, where all keys are now 40% OFF!!!"
(DIR) Post #Awp4gaw2GcOeLlRezY by tychotithonus@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T15:13:11Z
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@reverseics That is hilarious, and your subconscious is the kind of person I want to hang out with.😂
(DIR) Post #Awp4gbkjE8wiszA90S by reverseics@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T15:17:52Z
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@tychotithonus "We have the most [affordable] ransomware decryption keys on the market. WE WILL NOT BE UNDERSOLD!!!"(and now you're going to miss out on this news because of that pesky filter! ;-)).
(DIR) Post #Awp4gcoJIJPCANqWEC by sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T17:12:11Z
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@reverseics @tychotithonus to be fair, ransomware is the most affordable form of full disk encryption.Even dm-crypt requires you to actually install it and choose a key/password, only ransomware is a full encryption-at-rest-as-a-service solution with a zero price tag and zero effort required on your part.
(DIR) Post #Awp4ge02sAO1r4LP9s by jaseg@chaos.social
2025-08-01T17:28:50Z
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@sophieschmieg I will 100% make that quote into a sticker@reverseics @tychotithonus
(DIR) Post #Awp4geyfEmsMt4hoe0 by jaseg@chaos.social
2025-08-02T15:11:42Z
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@sophieschmieg @tychotithonus ok who wants some
(DIR) Post #Awp4gi3jmNiURg6PT6 by sophieschmieg@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T17:12:50Z
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@reverseics @tychotithonus of course, living in an enshitified dystopia, they charge you for decryption, but the encryption is free.