Post AwkLmvAefe0sHJ5OgC by waitworry@sakurajima.moe
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(DIR) Post #Awjxwz3yekXaLVECYq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-01T22:58:19Z
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Breaking News: Contrary to expectations of an "empty bowl" the Food Bowl Report shows a bowl "mostly full" and "there is lots of cat food left"Pica has issued a statement condemning the report. "We all know the bowl is empty. I have never been fed. Not even once!" she protested even as additional evidence surfaced of her getting "several" treats before breakfast. "This talk of full bowls and treats serves only to undermine the bowl being filled again & the cat getting more attention."
(DIR) Post #Awjy4jjNXqrj6uI2jY by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-08-01T22:59:42Z
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@futurebird See, you know this is not a modern media because they actually checked the bowl before reporting instead of just saying "Pica annoyed that food bowl is always empty and declares abuse."
(DIR) Post #AwjyQO4ik1KWJib2Jc by catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T23:03:35Z
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@futurebird 🙀
(DIR) Post #AwjySZZuwZV0ZZEMBU by jmax@mastodon.social
2025-08-01T23:04:01Z
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@futurebird "Wait, that's probably too complex. Let me simplify it for you: Food. Bowl. Now."(Humans aren't reliably capable of understanding syntax. In their defense, how could they without sniffing butts. Even d--s have that much figured out.)
(DIR) Post #AwjyYYEoq8429ZDFJ2 by davep@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T23:05:06Z
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@futurebird News coming in that Pica has fired the head of Food Bowl Reporting.
(DIR) Post #AwjyaFbT5tZQwDcJge by snork303@toot.community
2025-08-01T23:05:23Z
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@futurebirdWe obviously need to fire the head of the Bureau of Bowl Statistics for overreporting quarterly bowl fillage results in a politically motivated act to cast doubt upon the true suffering of the cat.
(DIR) Post #Awjyb2Xx7ksCjVLhVg by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-01T23:05:27Z
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@davep OK that's me so what do I do now?
(DIR) Post #Awjyc1uOyu4l2nJzTE by tantramar@mastodon.social
2025-08-01T23:05:36Z
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@futurebird Later reports are calling into question the very existence of a bowl.
(DIR) Post #AwjydUpavxIj2Elw6y by davep@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T23:06:00Z
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@futurebird I don't make the rules.
(DIR) Post #AwjzAZxIu18UU59YNU by lnlyisol@mastodon.social
2025-08-01T23:11:56Z
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@futurebird "The bowl is empty" is functionally equivalent to"My stomach is full ", and"The bowl is full, but with the incorrect treats, which I will not condescend to eat"All 3 cases have the cat at the bowl, not eating. It's not cat's fault if humans can't detect the subtle nuances of cat communication.
(DIR) Post #AwjzoZ9PJWnPZUsium by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-01T23:19:12Z
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she is so done with me. I'm filling the bowl again.
(DIR) Post #Awk0GBKFUMhzmt7YUy by davep@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T23:24:10Z
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@futurebird That's some serious side eye 😳
(DIR) Post #Awk0Sg451jGabAW5OS by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
2025-08-01T23:26:25Z
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@futurebird ChatGPT: show me the last thing I'd see if I fell and broke my ankle in futurebird's home
(DIR) Post #Awk1LERlPZjirzbkqe by catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T23:36:15Z
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@futurebird @mekkaokereke The level of sass in that side eye! 😹
(DIR) Post #Awk1M2EMJgitGtiktc by paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
2025-08-01T23:36:24Z
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@futurebird cats exceed even mother-level use of "i'm just so disappointed with you" facial expressions. :)
(DIR) Post #Awk2ECQWchigX3Et4C by lydialurch@mastodon.social
2025-08-01T23:46:13Z
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@futurebird Smart. Pick your battles. You can’t win this one.
(DIR) Post #Awk2FJDoqRYRtcpDLE by QueenOfTheCroneAge@beige.party
2025-08-01T23:46:16Z
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@futurebird Her face 😂
(DIR) Post #Awk2P0CARMKxmXfshs by farah@beige.party
2025-08-01T23:48:10Z
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@futurebird Why does she look like the cat from the book cover of “cat out of hell”??
(DIR) Post #Awk2Z3AyDGYTvEuDpo by farah@beige.party
2025-08-01T23:49:58Z
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@futurebird I mean come on… https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1422215528i/23012627.jpg
(DIR) Post #Awk4h0irPzfgXQgIy0 by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-08-02T00:13:47Z
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Pica! Pica! Please, just a moment. Your comment of the glaring lack of #PicaTheCat updates on @futurebird's feed?
(DIR) Post #Awk7Vv44Phx5fS0MYC by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2025-08-02T00:45:24Z
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@futurebird LOLOL. Pica is too cute!!
(DIR) Post #Awk8lmygLeM5AqcERk by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2025-08-02T00:59:28Z
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@futurebird is she going to fire the author of the Food Bowl Report for issuing fake news?
(DIR) Post #AwkC4a8yaXvOjc5EmG by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2025-08-02T01:36:32Z
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@futurebird that look! "You will be hearing from my lawyers!"
(DIR) Post #AwkFMzoeB8KfQk2xgO by jredlund@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-02T02:13:27Z
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@futurebird This is miscommunication across cultures. What Pica is saying is that the bowl is filled with the wrong stuff.
(DIR) Post #AwkKESKnHHJl2kpXc0 by B_Bird@mastodon.social
2025-08-02T03:07:57Z
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@futurebird What Pica is saying;"I'm NOT eating that !! It's covered in Cat Spittle !! "
(DIR) Post #AwkLmvAefe0sHJ5OgC by waitworry@sakurajima.moe
2025-08-01T23:57:30Z
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@farah @futurebird this makes me realize they were trying to draw a cat with its hackles up but forgot to draw the hackles
(DIR) Post #AwkLmwDsl8BlXbbULg by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-08-02T03:22:33Z
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@waitworry @farah @futurebird could also just be stretching
(DIR) Post #AwkLmxKIekusxnc7zU by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-02T03:25:23Z
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@funkula @waitworry @farah She does that when she wants to be grabbed.
(DIR) Post #AwkM0BckoEuL4UYRbE by funkula@goblin.camp
2025-08-02T03:27:46Z
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@futurebird @waitworry @farah presumably because, from the vantage point of your arms, she can better indicate which bowl is empty and how urgently it needs to be filled
(DIR) Post #AwkO3U4cs2UV4KI8jA by neia@fedi.ikeran.org
2025-08-02T03:49:34.000Z
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@futurebird@sauropods.win I'm announcing the Feed Pica Now Campaign, launching today at FeedPicaNow.info! Our first protest starts tomorrow at 12pm at Battery Park!
(DIR) Post #AwkO3VC6hi4MXond1k by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-08-02T03:50:48Z
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@neia oh god not again
(DIR) Post #AwkPqHXWMO2mL5dhvE by zedaardv@mastodon.world
2025-08-02T04:10:46Z
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@futurebird At home we refer to a bowl in this condition as ‘cat empty’