Post AwUWyleZgB45CYkqW0 by llewelly@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AwUWV7qObuPhKy9KlM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-25T12:10:04Z
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Q. Why are ants the smoothest criminals?A. Because their anty-aliases
(DIR) Post #AwUWmmA3xuBHIllUIq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-25T12:13:16Z
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🥁 😀
(DIR) Post #AwUWuMOrd3HnimIwcq by kbm0@mastodon.social
2025-07-25T12:14:35Z
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@futurebird 🫣
(DIR) Post #AwUWyleZgB45CYkqW0 by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-07-25T12:15:25Z
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@futurebird you are the queen of ant punsters. Others just drone on.
(DIR) Post #AwUWzprdVejGYBND2O by Divorytaur@mastodon.social
2025-07-25T12:15:32Z
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@futurebird 🤣
(DIR) Post #AwUX0tMjyZEPhTQT2m by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-25T12:15:36Z
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I could never go back to twitter I'm addicted to editing my posts. It's just so much better. People often tell me about mistakes and I'm so grateful and then I can just... fix it. I don't know how people live like that.
(DIR) Post #AwUYvF8GKrlHNX5WFM by HistoPol@mastodon.social
2025-07-25T12:37:12Z
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@futurebird #Fediverse vs. #DeadBirdSite:"I could never go back to twitter I'm addicted to editing my posts. It's just so much better. People often tell me about mistakes and I'm so grateful and then I can just... fix it."Me, too. I even update old essential threads.But as for going back: never, even if Mastodon did not have an edit function and the #TrojanSite, #X, did.
(DIR) Post #AwUaqgGoD5WG0P2P8i by donaldball@triangletoot.party
2025-07-25T12:58:44Z
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@futurebird @fitzbew248 Anty are you okay? Are you okay, anty?
(DIR) Post #AwUbCdyTQU85Fwvzea by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-25T13:02:46Z
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@donaldball @fitzbew248 As we crawled into the windowwe found your old NintendoWe'll take over your apartmentBecause of all the crumbs on ya carpetWith a nest under the tableyou'll soon be unableto fix this just with a broomBecause you now live in the ant roomYou've been hit by—You've been hit by—A smooth criminalOw!
(DIR) Post #AwUbUGsa21rAqBaDiK by rayhindle@mastodon.social
2025-07-25T13:05:46Z
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@futurebird I just couldn't go back to Twitter, period!
(DIR) Post #AwUbfs5Y1sRlQcBEFU by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
2025-07-25T13:07:59Z
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@futurebird appreciate you. Keep that day job
(DIR) Post #AwUdcEOLMfGtLmMbWy by rlstone4dems@mastodon.social
2025-07-25T13:29:47Z
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@futurebird LOL, @futurebird.
(DIR) Post #AwUwlVlw0nVgzSXLZQ by cali@chaosfem.tw
2025-07-25T17:04:13Z
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@futurebird rim-shot.wav