Post AwIX3BNBfI2QENCwoi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
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(DIR) Post #AwINlpi23f2AX0btnE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T15:35:04.520158Z
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time to stop horsing around
(DIR) Post #AwIO58Oao3ijzLimB6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T15:37:30.011655Z
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why is there a horse statue of liberty
(DIR) Post #AwITq9Khdfq4HD8iiu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T15:42:48.710746Z
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why is there a horseshoe logo when they don't. they're not. the.
(DIR) Post #AwITqAIc2vlFH1AZ6W by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T15:43:06.209255Z
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GO SPECIAL WEEK idk
(DIR) Post #AwITqBMu4SmsacBVQm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T15:45:37.910428Z
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effortlessly predicted the winner of the race like a real betting specialist
(DIR) Post #AwITqCIgbd0ZTpDeUq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T16:33:49.435120Z
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she has a cat in a hat
(DIR) Post #AwIX38VaJbyNLY76zQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T16:36:51.279226Z
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omg its the one from the memes!!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #AwIX39HRRgFnjyVKaG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T16:50:27.038673Z
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the people in memento mori discord are already telling me which horse girl banner is the best and who to choose with the three star selector meanwhile im in the tutorial being explained that umamusume is an art and a privilege and that there are three goddess primogenitors
(DIR) Post #AwIX3A4iUTfYCnYgO8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T16:56:13.267466Z
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some desire communism
(DIR) Post #AwIX3Ad6QdAtvRe8zA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:11:57.855905Z
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Dirt aptitude went UP.
(DIR) Post #AwIX3BNBfI2QENCwoi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:14:49.260806Z
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ah yes i got a concussion which inspired me to improve my trainee's speed
(DIR) Post #AwIX3BzTMwfA977WUa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:17:57.449752Z
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horse names seem so funny. go apple cider
(DIR) Post #AwIX3JZt9wx3g5DCj2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:19:32.889095Z
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ik its the tutorial race but this really is the jrpg protagonist in a crowd of npcs
(DIR) Post #AwIk04EV3PtqcazOpk by solidsanek@outerheaven.club
2025-07-19T19:44:48.655683Z
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@mezzodrinker @tlapka It is not an exageration to say that whenever I'm in a race and Vodka is part of it, she'll win it 90% of the time. I've only managed to beat her like twice so far :akkocry:
(DIR) Post #AwIk6Joi1foQgxuHVA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:20:25.149199Z
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of course, this is but the first page of the legend we write together with daiwa scarlet
(DIR) Post #AwIk6LBmvLrqwpiE76 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:21:44.825052Z
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if i were allowed to play the game on my own for a bit at any point though that would be cool
(DIR) Post #AwIk6MG4wstUGQjARM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:41:53.739216Z
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i wrote this and then the tutorial abruptly ended and the game gave me 20 different curerncies for free and i dont know what any of them dofair. i asked for it
(DIR) Post #AwIk6Mj9Co97iaKNkW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T17:42:12.966449Z
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why are they dancing more than love live
(DIR) Post #AwIk6N1w4xAuer7O2C by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T18:16:33.333778Z
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easy first race for vodka thanks to the efforts of her GENIUS trainer
(DIR) Post #AwIk6NhlZQdSkagnEe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T18:36:10.160368Z
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simply the best
(DIR) Post #AwIk6NuApIYnN4UhZg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T18:46:01.042069Z
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this is weirdly fun
(DIR) Post #AwIk6ONF5DoQpE5usq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T18:46:19.899494Z
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why is air groove in my G1 race she's like way too tall that's unfair
(DIR) Post #AwIk6ObmDBRFYItWXQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T18:48:13.308034Z
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HOW DARE YOU NISHINO FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #AwIk6OzWmsRAjy0UYi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T18:52:08.295688Z
4 likes, 3 repeats
in this house we value consistency and incremental goal making. if you're 30 and your group isn't talking about being the coolest, being cool or trying to be cool, find somewhere else. your network is your net worth
(DIR) Post #AwIk6YzBd06djnvMPo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T18:56:24.081308Z
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*finally reading what stats do* huh i shouldve been training something completely different
(DIR) Post #AwIk6h6DSkTytvH5U0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T19:11:43.491361Z
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i have failed as a trainer. everything is lost
(DIR) Post #AwInO6ub2r19k6ptM8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T20:14:19.855997Z
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why is she like this
(DIR) Post #AwInO8I1vDMA14o7WK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T20:20:17.046978Z
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events in this game be like "i feel down a flight of stairs. Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Gold Ship's training!"
(DIR) Post #AwIvbZmxnAM2hVCJKi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T20:41:02.342177Z
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is this meta
(DIR) Post #AwIvbaPbTVGMdLHAYq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T20:42:14.903952Z
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i think she was born like that
(DIR) Post #AwJ8pgJzbCZuQ5he0e by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-20T00:23:06.712985Z
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@tlapka Every amateur race looks like that unless you choose the option for your horse to also wear the gym clothes.
(DIR) Post #AwJehRqkiXMBkm8zQ0 by nerthos@shitposter.world
2025-07-20T06:20:12.330210Z
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@tlapka On it already, me and my best friend keep pushing the limits of cool
(DIR) Post #AwKFAP7bXJkI2X8IuO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T21:19:51.339341Z
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the skills in this game are funny
(DIR) Post #AwKFAQMstzYvuDI1Me by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T21:22:05.778654Z
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you know what. she IS onto something here
(DIR) Post #AwKFAREPgyNeaEKlnc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T21:25:53.966519Z
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so close. damn
(DIR) Post #AwKFAS5wTxCNGFNWEa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T21:39:45.345653Z
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i think this is good
(DIR) Post #AwKFAT0f54ZK69uods by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T22:05:25.643107Z
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to understand vodka i first have to understand her enemies.
(DIR) Post #AwKFATufipN6ts7Xwe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-19T22:12:41.294850Z
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lucky me...
(DIR) Post #AwKFAUhwlcmrMhAtkW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T07:27:33.502206Z
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I actually want to know how that went tbh
(DIR) Post #AwKFAVKaRxhBIXFkye by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T07:28:54.214647Z
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I LOST STATS BECAUSE OF A GHOST RUMOR!!!!
(DIR) Post #AwKFAW51fIqHcYyqMS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T07:43:01.788265Z
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it's actually so cute how when you play as vodka daiwa scarlet is the ultimate nemesis but when you play as daiwa scarlet it's vodka who issues all the challengesthey swap roles entirely
(DIR) Post #AwKFAWftSEKhSuEHpI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T07:48:43.604715Z
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easy right don't even have to catch up here just go win it
(DIR) Post #AwKFAXZC8cZKEQ6S1Y by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T07:49:25.886023Z
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no way vodka shows up out of nowhere and steals first placei get why they hate each other now.
(DIR) Post #AwKFAYEJfjSiHxLI7U by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T08:20:41.287875Z
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the way i see it i do one career with each of the base characters to not have to use the default low stats on the team card and then i can try vodka again
(DIR) Post #AwKFAYt5EA4WKOPqfA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T08:50:46.341730Z
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just how it goes on the bakushin road
(DIR) Post #AwKFAZpZigrNFnmYpk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T08:52:24.879336Z
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unusual training methods
(DIR) Post #AwKFAaV3EU2LKRBgTw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T09:08:05.104244Z
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dont know why daiwa scarlet and vodka care so much for the tulip sho it's clearly a bakushin race (like every other race in existence)
(DIR) Post #AwKFAb8kqrnPJZlOMq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T09:18:19.118483Z
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it's sakura bakushin's world and we're just living in it
(DIR) Post #AwKFAbjGf70F8oqYHQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T09:27:22.573237Z
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im so worried we're not gonna win
(DIR) Post #AwKFAcMGK8C95l5h3o by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T09:30:03.022504Z
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that was TOUGH
(DIR) Post #AwKFAd8TQsl9VHeCCu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T10:00:11.928124Z
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(DIR) Post #AwKFAdl77DfTR7j3R2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T10:13:18.189845Z
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i swear all i do is speed training
(DIR) Post #AwKFAeS0Xjyla9nJIG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T10:14:59.578457Z
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i feel a little bad that all of bakushin's story is just lying to her about long distance races though...
(DIR) Post #AwKFAf2sKfTBQV2kl6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T10:30:58.807247Z
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this goal stuff is going well
(DIR) Post #AwKFAfqVM9AVuQGO7E by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T10:37:16.004046Z
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I don't even feel like I deserved to win sprinters' stakes I just got good procs
(DIR) Post #AwKFAgbIYAbCFY9l3I by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T10:38:05.401607Z
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this song kinda goes
(DIR) Post #AwKFAhTtHCGeyrhM92 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T10:51:39.466705Z
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funny. my best career yet
(DIR) Post #AwKFAiHsHMFZTt5H3Q by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T12:54:06.183147Z
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time for the fifth careerthen i'll have played one career with each of the base characters
(DIR) Post #AwKFAirK9YbfFpfaJE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T12:54:45.083232Z
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I didn't even realize this was actually gonna be a roguelike I thought the northernlion stuff was just a meme.
(DIR) Post #AwKFAjRpxnoV54kkDo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T12:59:28.174922Z
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BRUH
(DIR) Post #AwKFAkHarNDJfay4tU by katka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T13:01:30.613433Z
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@tlapka me when I'm sad
(DIR) Post #AwKZsPlAWV4dqNtywC by solidsanek@outerheaven.club
2025-07-20T17:00:42.335761Z
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@tlapka When he said that this game was the kind of game he enjoyed in which there is a lot of decision-making to take, and basically following an internal flowchart, I knew he was subconsciously referring to Isaac, and it made a lot more sense about why he likes it so much
(DIR) Post #AwKkJ2XBywGTAihPg8 by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-20T18:57:43.750960Z
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@tlapka Yeah, I feel the same way about her story. Dunno how it turns out in the end but the trainer is kind of a dick there.
(DIR) Post #AwNgkJuRfnSUXICy80 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T13:11:33.667636Z
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still easy
(DIR) Post #AwNgkLCuqbpMYrrEYa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T13:15:49.019564Z
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what is going on
(DIR) Post #AwNgkM1bo8NR65ZiZU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T16:55:27.946802Z
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starting to really hate maruzensky
(DIR) Post #AwNgkMh5JvYPAiyqDg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T17:05:50.122271Z
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all the story events are like wow haru urara never wins BUT THATS A BIG LIE
(DIR) Post #AwNgkNSaTJYFY3CmGG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T17:08:19.908746Z
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wanted to save 300+SP for one of the big skills but i dont wanna fail a goal so im just gonna go for the cheap ones i guessi hope theres other races on firm ground sapporo
(DIR) Post #AwNgkOJ3KFWEAlkg2S by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T17:28:01.275007Z
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what if we gambled a little on speed lvl 5 training hahaha
(DIR) Post #AwNgkPXyiF3I1Lk6wS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T17:37:14.845227Z
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with a win at the JBC sprint the next goal is just "participate" so I will finish a career? with haru urara??????????? let's GO
(DIR) Post #AwNgkQZmt05rDFb4Ou by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T17:56:39.493940Z
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ohh right, there's still the URA finaleonly got second place which gives me uhhEnding Normal?
(DIR) Post #AwNgkRRJfyuZtGdops by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-20T17:58:47.072571Z
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this game's so cool honestly
(DIR) Post #AwNgkS6RD5nxwnsevo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-21T20:53:40.533195Z
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thats my girl
(DIR) Post #AwNgkSwC6fCmXK5zbU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-21T21:00:00.358250Z
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does velká pardubická exist in the uma musume universe. is that where vodka is going when she's going to europe
(DIR) Post #AwR1kRHCxmaxtddJ2W by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-23T19:35:51.429509Z
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love sweets as much as justice and liberty
(DIR) Post #AwR1kS1eB7k4DfMOQK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-23T19:40:01.821172Z
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i want this umamusume purely for how funny the career events would be
(DIR) Post #AwR1kStsvT7wvsjhxo by amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen
2025-07-23T19:41:17.928Z
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space do they talk about wanting to plough?
(DIR) Post #AwTCmPteYIuA0XgGpc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-23T19:45:22.844391Z
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gay curry
(DIR) Post #AwTCmRDtcWgw7c9x1U by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-23T19:45:36.482129Z
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I'm a bit of a super trash trooper myself
(DIR) Post #AwTCmSHTgh9PP0qKFE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-23T20:43:59.028114Z
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girl what was that
(DIR) Post #AwTCmT2yq59FmL4GHo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-23T20:44:15.167490Z
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what is super creek ON how is she so far ahead
(DIR) Post #AwTCmTpXvVzqCxn2zA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-23T21:01:05.892358Z
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I feel like this game was written to combat my brain worms specifically.
(DIR) Post #AwTCmUYvCoICTh1HiC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T16:15:16.509410Z
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i need daitaku helios to join me for my next stream
(DIR) Post #AwTCmV8j3gvsGjlsWG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T16:45:44.784424Z
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my favourite activity is winning new trophies
(DIR) Post #AwTCmVeHAOAZqaX4hE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T16:56:13.394924Z
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new g1 race acquired
(DIR) Post #AwTCmWBx9B6lX2HyBk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T17:16:17.557165Z
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she just can't stop winning
(DIR) Post #AwTCmWivAbTnBHiIZk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T18:10:58.391233Z
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LETS GO FIRST FINALS WON
(DIR) Post #AwTCmXVqEibxd0bMpM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T19:02:49.954089Z
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ended up winning SIX G1 races. good game :3
(DIR) Post #AwTCmY1kK68FDxWqYa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T19:02:58.340588Z
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mmm i want mega max carrot ramen set for two..
(DIR) Post #AwTCmYZmHZM0vVS1bM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T19:13:13.780875Z
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help me
(DIR) Post #AwTCmZ3CWAtEOlDWSm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T19:13:38.182902Z
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what
(DIR) Post #AwTCmZasUxpQ5CyPxI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T20:13:09.555559Z
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normie time
(DIR) Post #AwTCmaPZSUNUcQgtyC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T20:53:37.020645Z
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what is she SAYING
(DIR) Post #AwUKphcm5hFCeKp8Vs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-24T21:22:02.055021Z
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im getting the hang of this
(DIR) Post #AwUKpiYCeBBJWRh01g by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T09:56:48.974103Z
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that's not. what it's called
(DIR) Post #AwUKpj94R6fjMmwRUW by amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen
2025-07-25T09:59:12.806Z
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space would be more horrifying though, if it was
(DIR) Post #AwULdbGQ0tlJOy9yDo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T09:59:42.429860Z
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this one I understand tho. let's go get them fishes :TlapkaFish:
(DIR) Post #AwULdc9ihHzwAU28Q4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T10:02:10.671526Z
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please. 1500 carats
(DIR) Post #AwUOMhJQZVZv6ICPSK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T10:21:59.770430Z
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omg it's el condor pasa without her mask!!!
(DIR) Post #AwURT0i9eynOrgT0pE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T10:41:37.110320Z
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i imagine thats what i sound like when i pretend to not want to know something too
(DIR) Post #AwURT1kfn6P85meXOC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T10:52:39.891807Z
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honestly. also true
(DIR) Post #AwURT2WAwUOyT6sTQm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T11:09:18.141416Z
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pretty sure that doesn't happen during horse races
(DIR) Post #AwURT2zx9mDlxSoFqS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T11:12:15.984483Z
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(DIR) Post #AwUd2yAFhn7It2xU4e by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-25T13:23:28.821959Z
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@tlapka Horse tranquilizers.
(DIR) Post #AwUdfmGprNzBICXiN6 by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-25T13:30:30.783596Z
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@tlapka Maybe not in your horse races.
(DIR) Post #AwWQmQwIeo7g4ehVmy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T11:50:14.780258Z
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someone didn't take a sufficient break after translating all of daitaku helios' dialogue
(DIR) Post #AwWQmRuD442r4SjMAa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T14:18:57.589173Z
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turns out the hardest task of them all is getting the claw machine AT ALL
(DIR) Post #AwWQmSdEMg3dK5nJLM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T14:51:25.077585Z
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she does a FRONT FLIP and then a condor lands on her armso cool
(DIR) Post #AwWQmT98S3Zuv2in4a by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T17:38:04.512782Z
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got special week'd at the endfun story for a career though, go el condor!
(DIR) Post #AwWQmU0fF2Odb3lXVY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T17:39:33.706399Z
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I might be doing too many races, but I like earning new trophies
(DIR) Post #AwWQmUdIvNIxWtqOjg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-25T17:40:59.312507Z
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WHO PUT BAKUSHIN SONG ON THE RADIO AGAIN
(DIR) Post #AwWQmVLGHwSzjEPVFg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T10:14:49.381200Z
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the noise she makes jumpscared me but im always glad to see my bestie again
(DIR) Post #AwWQvauUxGB3bYE5q4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T10:15:37.338211Z
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me trying to be rebellious while not breaking any rules
(DIR) Post #AwWtiKlGa9SmQSwB4i by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T10:35:49.831388Z
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this is so cute
(DIR) Post #AwWtiLuWJESXzSH58a by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T10:47:03.356187Z
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why was i seventh favourite in the semifinals but third favourite in the finalsnow I lose my buff...
(DIR) Post #AwWtiMb3l4UG7OB3RY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T10:48:54.576878Z
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thats just the bakushin way
(DIR) Post #AwWtiN95iXi1ow6EUK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T10:54:13.764372Z
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turns out passive skills are pretty great, especially when the runner doesn't ever run other types of races
(DIR) Post #AwWtiNfhlHnTS5MHK4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T10:54:53.710014Z
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and that's all off the event boost deck as well
(DIR) Post #AwWtiONJ9AfvdJl6Ho by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T14:53:42.312357Z
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is this even real
(DIR) Post #AwWtiP0IoBrpaG0F4C by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T15:19:23.234869Z
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ITS THE ELUSIVE CLAW MACHINE EVENT!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #AwWtiPT15Qpt1JRAp6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T15:19:50.711126Z
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this is me irl with plushies.
(DIR) Post #AwWtiPzd8AvKeShDeq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T15:20:49.824695Z
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NOOOOOO
(DIR) Post #AwWtiQWx8HZwJoHpb6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T15:21:32.398530Z
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this is about as unfair as a real machine. amazing
(DIR) Post #AwWtiRECXUAoTwWN0a by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T15:30:50.638733Z
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pretty sad way to lose a semifinal, they were neck and neck
(DIR) Post #AwWtiRiKjSHBzOcQyW by amoonrabbit@mk.udongein.reisen
2025-07-26T15:39:21.228Z
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@tlapka@ak.kawen.space
(DIR) Post #AwX99s8g5k1T4lTeGu by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-26T18:32:42.214721Z
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@tlapka Haven't gotten 0 plushies out of the claw machine yet.
(DIR) Post #AwXADs8U93GOB8rH5E by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T18:43:52.271814Z
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@besserwisser HOW DO YOU WIN
(DIR) Post #AwXADskPs1bY4mbZCq by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-26T18:44:38.228922Z
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@tlapka I pic a plushie that's upright and make sure to release right above it.
(DIR) Post #AwXNrMTCb0sixLi05w by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-26T21:17:25.121416Z
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@tlapka Proof I'm not full of shit.
(DIR) Post #AwXPoaEXAR1YgMePiK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-26T21:22:23.967064Z
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@besserwisser GOOD WORK!!!!
(DIR) Post #AwXPobZqAhf4qjcwYy by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-26T21:39:20.616801Z
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@tlapka I actually good unlucky on two of the tries, but got 3 in one go, so that's great.
(DIR) Post #AwYWuHqrJj16FMCgwi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T10:08:49.906022Z
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havent seen training this good in several careers
(DIR) Post #AwYWuIzl47jHnFNJSK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T10:18:50.435755Z
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IM GOING TO SCREECH LIKE A BANSHEE
(DIR) Post #AwYWuJrHr6Y0TGQ3tI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T10:29:34.935034Z
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here i thought it couldnt be worse than a single carrot.
(DIR) Post #AwYgVjRqZl2U8cR0Sm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T10:58:12.594532Z
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rollercoaster of a career, shame I got second.
(DIR) Post #AwYgVkoDW4WkMHuNyC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T11:01:44.371066Z
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seven G1 wins 💪
(DIR) Post #AwYgVxgXdv70IFPwJM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T12:04:17.281812Z
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když jsem na pouti
(DIR) Post #AwaRjjzMWeoeE8yeMi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T13:11:53.916505Z
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i cracked the babushin cypher
(DIR) Post #AwaRjkolRXvsnZ1hU8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T13:15:34.723515Z
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now to try to get top 3 in fillies revue before the quest expires.
(DIR) Post #AwaRjlZCet4z7akmrw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T13:30:43.242766Z
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fine. whatever. bakushin bakushin bakushiiiiiin
(DIR) Post #AwaRjm7EcMIkp8fxui by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T15:47:27.774075Z
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never been more honored in my life. godspeed. go win the final. youre my bestie now
(DIR) Post #AwaRjmjALKduimQG2K by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T19:41:58.194868Z
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yknow what sakura bakushin O bounces back really fast after not winning the mile I need to be more like that. maybe she IS a role model
(DIR) Post #AwaRjnUJW2MB50TuWe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T19:51:53.110054Z
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I think it's a shame that "Proof?" isn't a mandatory part of the bakushin story. if this were in my first route I wouldn't feel so worried about gaslighting her
(DIR) Post #AwaRjoIeUscfb826zI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T20:16:40.789900Z
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LMAO
(DIR) Post #AwaRjp49eGcVySG31s by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T20:18:14.602100Z
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the banter has grown on me
(DIR) Post #AwaRjpnsuFCSGHeZJA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T20:21:15.574286Z
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i would lie if i said this never happened to me
(DIR) Post #AwaRjqV8JRnKQPt6ie by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T20:33:44.190575Z
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i've become the bakushin expert. and by that i mean i read the text boxes that said speed speed speed speed, clicked speed, won everything, etc
(DIR) Post #AwaRjr9XtC7YRknNi4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T20:36:53.890205Z
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it costs HOW MUCH to raise potential?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
(DIR) Post #AwaRjrcGAR5bsoEJSy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T20:48:38.025894Z
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I respect that these exist but I dunno I don't think I need to "unlock" those
(DIR) Post #AwaRjs6OMPBzOGKNQu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-27T22:17:49.958462Z
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the bakushin strat...
(DIR) Post #AwaRjsl9upnnQhOvya by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T08:11:32.396222Z
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going to put this in the horse game thread but last night sumi explained to me that the three goddesses statue is a reference to a fact that in real horse racing every horse can trace its ancestry to one of three horses imported to britain in some 17th century (and that its illegal to race with horse that aren't descendants of thsoe or something)
(DIR) Post #AwaRjtEw87cav3KiOG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T08:15:37.429433Z
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okay this is just funny. 3 whole carats
(DIR) Post #AwaRjtojz0GGi65JCK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T08:23:37.815691Z
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umastagrammer.
(DIR) Post #AwaRjuS5chjkg8UjWy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T08:27:52.750744Z
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think gold city is the closest to tlapka blonde but also personality wise a polar opposite
(DIR) Post #AwaRjvFMfV9V8xY5Kq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T08:36:36.687431Z
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i think that would work on me too
(DIR) Post #AwaRk5NsyfuUaHc20O by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T08:40:34.903930Z
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maybe getting full 700k for all the rewards is an insane goal but let's at least get the ssr card
(DIR) Post #AwaylbsKxVMO8ABqzY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T09:03:47.945886Z
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oh you can just unlock a new racer like that?
(DIR) Post #AwaylczSoUefaYX3js by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T09:52:47.373024Z
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I think my next umamusume goal should be setting up a legacy runner that isn't super bad, for sparksall my current ones had pretty decent careers but their sparks are meh and their parent sparks aren't as cool since I relied on a borrowed legacy runner that had good parents but wasn't that special on its owna club member has a 3* spark for speed and special skill, the parents are meh but the 3* speed and skill will snapshot onto my runner
(DIR) Post #Awayldm1tvVG1BFqRE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T09:58:33.524107Z
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I think just getting a 3*+2* speed + 2* anything with a good skill would be fine. all my current sparks are 2*+2*+1* or 2*+2*+2*
(DIR) Post #AwayleULFAwsEbzEVU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T14:45:24.202555Z
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haters will say the great golshi ocean isnt real
(DIR) Post #AwaylfLA4nCQsQhPpw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T14:52:20.748699Z
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it annoys me how half of mcqueens events is just her contemplating skipping dessert. the strict mejiro clan gave my anime girl an eating disorder. despicable
(DIR) Post #AwaysU6wE2A44oIWtU by solidsanek@outerheaven.club
2025-07-28T14:56:13.479451Z
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@tlapka Wait, can you? I've been collecting these stars as much as I could for daily sales, I might be able to obtain some of them, or at least be close to :cirno_peek:
(DIR) Post #AwbEEFL5KGanwhkXwm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T15:07:29.258075Z
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@solidsanek yeah but 25 is only for one star, the three star racers need like 150 😭
(DIR) Post #AwbEESq38S5NoVKxW4 by solidsanek@outerheaven.club
2025-07-28T17:48:16.792823Z
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@tlapka Oh yeah, I tried to obtain one, and uh... yeah, the most I have is 36 stars for McQueen... which needs 150 to unlock her...
(DIR) Post #AwbZmU4HAWNuVg3RIG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T15:30:18.940639Z
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still havent decided who to use my 3* selector for. maybe ill just get special week. but mcqueen....
(DIR) Post #AwbZmVJCYVuyMG2sCG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T16:40:18.612001Z
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you think when the anime horse girls talk about their parents it applies to the race horses too?
(DIR) Post #AwbZmWQKPVDFoeO4wa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T16:40:53.127930Z
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damn now i want banánky v čokoládě
(DIR) Post #AwbZmWnN1pe0y7ATrM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T21:47:12.958403Z
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so. I accidentally ran more mile races than sprint races. but that didn't stop bakushin from winning. because the class representative can run ANY race and win. bakushin style
(DIR) Post #AwbdiiqMgtxkzh0eUC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T21:50:01.540831Z
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we simply bakushin bakushin'd our way through dual miles. I don't even know what that is.
(DIR) Post #Awbdik6M0wLYtZUw2y by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T22:02:27.839370Z
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I don't care what the optimal way to spend friend points is I'm getting haru urara her plushie ice cream because who doesn't want a plushie ice cream? I want one irl already?
(DIR) Post #AwdC4XhMOtIAOkKlAO by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-07-29T16:33:37.811386Z
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@tlapka You're cute :love:
(DIR) Post #AwfZstzyMxnfwp2ITI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-28T22:10:13.408127Z
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all right next I'm going to try to not get gold ship enrolled in the mile finals instead of long finals and maybe i'll score the last trophy I need.
(DIR) Post #AwfZsvClsrdFgo223k by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-29T17:55:54.769758Z
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kinda tricky enrolling in the right races to go to the long qualifier instead of mediumthat's all the uma finale trophies. next all the G1 race trophies?
(DIR) Post #AwfZsw7UTz0CWiZKT2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-29T17:56:44.672005Z
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realistic game depicting real every day problems i encounter in my life as well
(DIR) Post #AwfZswuPY68MyRSOie by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-29T17:57:29.123036Z
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this feels so special
(DIR) Post #AwfZsxcMufIPAm1VEe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-29T20:58:16.544198Z
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time for the event gambit
(DIR) Post #AwfZsyL2Eb1bPIvArA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-29T22:04:13.398108Z
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this career was a mess. really funny though. good to see i still dont know what im doing
(DIR) Post #AwfZsyzRoLLpQdpRqa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-29T22:21:19.873985Z
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the only not dirt G1 left is Tenno Sho spring.I ran in it like so many times I just never got first. the real optional boss
(DIR) Post #AwfZszfzGBNXYZjQ9Y by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T11:17:58.163684Z
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the oguri cap planted in the G3 arlington cup specifically to make me always get second
(DIR) Post #AwfZt0MWi1PFgVdOSW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T11:20:07.223425Z
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yesterday when i got headache that was just like uma musume i got the randomized event "migraine blues" just like the horse girl
(DIR) Post #AwfZt120DoaDl92W6i by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T17:39:29.580086Z
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if anyone's wondering what our guild is up to.bakushin only arima kinen
(DIR) Post #AwfZt1s764GcMlQ8Ke by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T17:51:49.353819Z
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senior autumn triple crown...
(DIR) Post #AwfZt2fO8rgMpaTU8W by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T17:59:23.571213Z
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they're bakushining
(DIR) Post #AwfZt3bAg1u3inVdCa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T17:59:32.965708Z
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the NPCs kicked our ass.
(DIR) Post #AwfZt4EsIPf7hw5L5U by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T20:09:12.152348Z
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there's an umamusume for every kind of fedi user
(DIR) Post #AwjqC6irf4hAoO3MQq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T20:11:50.594553Z
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on my way to get the nothing spark in the inspiration event
(DIR) Post #AwjqC77gAoXq3LfB6u by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T21:26:36.168642Z
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i love how it's either "the two sparks" or "you need a scrollbar to see them all"
(DIR) Post #AwjqC85wYkkb4FrJ2m by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T21:27:35.388713Z
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winning G1s is fun
(DIR) Post #AwjqC8MFa7nJspUKSe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T21:31:13.551707Z
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got good ending for all 6 of my characters... maybe it's time to REALLY think about that selector... or try to get the claw machine plushies...
(DIR) Post #AwjqC8jICSE52IGjNQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T22:05:48.900915Z
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played all 3 careers with borrowed supports today.not sure if that means I'm cooked or if it's a good thing the game prevents you from doing more also omg. 9* spark is just better. i tried taking a few 6-8*s just for the bonuses to terrain or chances for their skills and like. raw stats guaranteed three times is just so much better
(DIR) Post #AwjqC9118YP7vGYt0K by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-30T22:10:02.166253Z
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today's cursed knowledge from sumi looking up race horse trivia: Maruzensky is Special Week's grandma.
(DIR) Post #AwjqC9J63KrkpL1KBU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T05:56:49.000163Z
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(DIR) Post #AwjqC9naDzFiLtHfhg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T16:20:49.465093Z
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time to hit the books
(DIR) Post #AwjqCA5JA5QlErZpKa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T17:15:18.540723Z
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what if we didn't train stamina before arima kinen haha there's double friendship training on speed hehe... whoopsie...
(DIR) Post #AwjqCAO62ESYB8MpcG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T17:50:12.563664Z
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time for the REAL gambling
(DIR) Post #AwjqCAienmuFCtzFfE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T17:52:14.709420Z
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wheel of fortune
(DIR) Post #AwjqCB6PNTuAOZ6DgW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T21:40:30.030524Z
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whaling time
(DIR) Post #AwjqCBS255CbTdDUOG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T21:41:24.313895Z
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... cowboy?!
(DIR) Post #AwjqCBjl1BNeMbVe1A by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T21:42:09.863088Z
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time for more whaling obviously
(DIR) Post #AwjqCCTqFqFAfX4Rqi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T21:44:09.307086Z
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aw hell yeah
(DIR) Post #AwjqCCp6ylG1jV1R0C by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-07-31T22:24:53.683015Z
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I wish I was cool and refined like Symboli Rudolf...
(DIR) Post #AwjqCDUwTEiZpEaqCe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T14:34:34.478690Z
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can you teach me...
(DIR) Post #AwjqCDnjLNkMlVNqUK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T14:43:05.857966Z
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kinda funny the story goes she's so well respected and famous and mega cool despite not running a single official race yet
(DIR) Post #AwjqCE4kK7MFcHLR0i by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T14:44:57.442465Z
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boop
(DIR) Post #AwjqCEMpEtosWLnsBs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T14:47:11.173024Z
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cute
(DIR) Post #AwjqCEhjz8Y9ZDaZn6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T14:54:27.166806Z
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this is just the student council introduction episode
(DIR) Post #AwjqCFCa8TDh6s1CrY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T17:46:39.633363Z
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i do that (i have anxiety)
(DIR) Post #AwjqCFgMLl2UbDwzHE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T18:06:03.967100Z
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marvelous display of WIT
(DIR) Post #AwjqCG0D9wv1anEqDg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T18:13:13.466511Z
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(DIR) Post #AwjqCGKlvVMicYrGGe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T19:25:48.162252Z
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this is hilarious
(DIR) Post #AwjqCvGbjtObZWE0y8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T19:32:45.553154Z
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easy for mrs emperor
(DIR) Post #AwjqD9zmyhr5FhTIKu by solidsanek@outerheaven.club
2025-08-01T21:31:31.707760Z
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@tlapka I got filtered in my Tenno Sho race with golshi after you left :isaacpensive:
(DIR) Post #AwjqndN1F0sqmUjGwy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-01T21:32:31.933150Z
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@solidsanek NOOOOOOOOO 😭
(DIR) Post #AwkoHTXgEyrcHcDJaa by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-08-02T08:44:45.023641Z
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@tlapka Marvelous!
(DIR) Post #AwlTtkMOFyMnZGIhrk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-02T16:11:11.863479Z
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skip mode is so dumb if you're playing gold ship's career it will skip the events but still play the sounds so you'll finish a training then an epilepsy hazard plays on your screen and there's random punching and breaking sounds and then you're back on the training screen
(DIR) Post #AwlTtlBRCBCS7aBTQu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-02T16:11:51.200574Z
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anyway turns out you can't run bakushin against bakushin in the daily race event so it's do or die for taiki shuttle
(DIR) Post #AwlTtlqCkboGA1G1ya by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-02T16:30:06.149115Z
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SHE SAID YEEHAW
(DIR) Post #AwlXeJJQw8WF9aoRcG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-02T16:39:47.374339Z
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a gathering of proud american patriots...
(DIR) Post #AwlXeKJTDU8uFzpzJQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-02T17:11:01.057930Z
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im not american enough to know what that means
(DIR) Post #AwnKDFFx00rRfPrpoG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-02T18:19:27.302727Z
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mastodon reference
(DIR) Post #AwnKDG5htaGGFw5ATw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-02T18:27:16.896103Z
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got dual EVERYTHING
(DIR) Post #AwnKDGeRoQ3BzgKudE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T09:22:38.015700Z
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do DJS exist in the uma musume universe and does it stand for "disc jockey" when jockeys don't exist
(DIR) Post #AwnKDHcMDfyMzUMl0q by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T12:38:38.614108Z
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this is me reviewing media tbh (also her casual outfit is sooooo cool)
(DIR) Post #AwnKDINrN3yDMoah3Q by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T12:43:12.003311Z
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maybe the person complaining about the cyberpunk 2077 manhole covers was taiki shuttle
(DIR) Post #AwnKDJCuJGnrv8TSca by Naranja@annihilation.social
2025-08-03T13:51:48.813827Z
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@tlapka The truth is out there!
(DIR) Post #AwneL8mgwZMAzjDwqu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T14:27:40.277334Z
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my first time achieving maximum speed
(DIR) Post #AwneL9wIeKdWZoj8T2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T14:28:39.100013Z
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these are all so cool though..
(DIR) Post #AwneLAfJwweIpRn5do by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T14:32:00.575421Z
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next up some mad science
(DIR) Post #AwneLBU0uTCNMfVZei by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T17:04:46.749202Z
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the elder scrolls five skyrim
(DIR) Post #AwneLC7iWqxRLo5HXc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T17:05:09.892396Z
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:neocat_flush:
(DIR) Post #AwneLQCqAbNH1kaZTE by solidsanek@outerheaven.club
2025-08-03T17:37:17.994591Z
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@tlapka I feel like her story's chapter 1 captures perfectly what makes Tachyon... well... Tachyon
(DIR) Post #Awnmwvz3mcihvqXdMu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T17:06:02.885320Z
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ah so the mad scientist will also explain the uma musume lore to me
(DIR) Post #AwnmwxHsw7N9yWMBLk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T17:06:27.594304Z
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most sane uma musume
(DIR) Post #AwnmwyApdpKCiw43zk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T17:13:57.599346Z
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a race is NOT the time to be thinking about particle physics
(DIR) Post #Awnmwz20S7rLNqwWsS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T17:14:26.312359Z
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I don't think I said that
(DIR) Post #Awnmwza2Pb575OrhvE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T17:32:34.152346Z
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does this lady mass produce horror villain monsters
(DIR) Post #Awnmx0DO3IYb3RH8Fs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:12:45.459224Z
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wtf she hates coffee
(DIR) Post #AwnptiyC0oteZ0ISvo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:20:04.087606Z
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I really like the solo flute version of the umamusume song that plays here
(DIR) Post #AwnptkVYIHAvKkucZE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:20:26.858495Z
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I swear though game devs have GOT to stop making the entire game's soundtrack three songs in seven different arrangements each it gets old real fast
(DIR) Post #AwnptlFHYFkrcaJ8qW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:22:12.585535Z
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it would be so funny if that were a mechanic and you could like sign up for a G1 and then the game would say like "agnes tachyon got disqualified for being a no show" and then you get absolutely nothing for a turn
(DIR) Post #AwnptllBddH9DXEcZk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:27:46.595831Z
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i think her eyes make her look like 300% more evil somehow. the umamusume eye designer was on a mission(her racing shorts are cute too)
(DIR) Post #AwnptmT90CRBPrnj5k by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:29:35.825142Z
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"did someone interfere with my central nervous system" what a way to react to. uh. getting a good idea basically
(DIR) Post #AwnptnLjjE6e9BLKBU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:31:39.399005Z
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the story of this career is so weird because I'm like. not actually training her. she's just doing whatever she wants LMAO
(DIR) Post #AwnptnvtYn1txKGCXo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:32:55.658632Z
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oh okay she's learning (maybe cause we got second place three times and it's annoying)
(DIR) Post #AwnptoTDYtgVcfqoU4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:36:46.554561Z
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what's with the pre-race pose anyway. it's like she's getting ready for ascension. or summoning her stand
(DIR) Post #Awnptp7z7KIJf6vN1k by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:38:10.134002Z
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me when things go right for once (it's suspicious)
(DIR) Post #Awnptph50qMpPxLOjI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:44:41.547981Z
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im about to get stabbed or something
(DIR) Post #AwnptqPkKm61eUF4Lo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:46:16.329460Z
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I love that smartphones are canon in umamusume
(DIR) Post #Awp1qrl0HIxBYXUVgu by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-08-04T09:35:38.674060Z
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@tlapka Some of the horses do DJing in the game and the anime.
(DIR) Post #Awq9A0dQO9m9QfyuA4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:48:09.762944Z
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so sad
(DIR) Post #Awq9A1ly9sCkxSzF7Q by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:51:32.511644Z
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awww no ;__; poor girl..
(DIR) Post #Awq9A2PJnZgEvVOfS4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T19:57:08.997253Z
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oh SHIT i need to lock in
(DIR) Post #Awq9A36vBSYh6jnUPo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T20:26:02.684841Z
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I did it. I got hot spring before I won a single plushie from a claw machine
(DIR) Post #Awq9A3r0Q7QDPfMIFM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T20:27:46.846583Z
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thats so real though
(DIR) Post #Awq9A4eHSupxsUPe3E by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T20:28:32.592764Z
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oh the hot springs cutscene is very short smh
(DIR) Post #Awq9A5OMhZhUBPyRsm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T20:41:18.920006Z
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time to bakushin like never before
(DIR) Post #Awq9A6AZoKGUawWx1s by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-03T20:41:45.011928Z
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there's a whole cutscene and everything
(DIR) Post #Awq9A6odPOJ8bBGwT2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T10:10:54.102743Z
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today I'm being told by my club members that the reason some racers have races in their career goals that they don't have aptitude for is because the actual racehorse ran those races. king halo has a long race in her career because the actual racehorse's parents were good at long races and the actual owner of the horse had to realize she was better at shorter races.this game's commitment to the real lore is something
(DIR) Post #Awq9A7UStrlgguqLfU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T13:38:26.978275Z
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time to be gender
(DIR) Post #Awq9A82UrKzSOSlWiG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T13:38:51.892664Z
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oh or time to have a crush
(DIR) Post #Awq9A8lW9x0Ee5pTt2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T13:39:53.916976Z
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oh in like a horse racing wayfair, theyre related
(DIR) Post #Awq9A9YRE48P5oiY8e by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T13:49:51.659884Z
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honestly, why not. she probably knows her stuff
(DIR) Post #Awq9AADYlB1n9LxOEa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T13:51:48.108767Z
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thank you, mejiro ryan. almost forgot about those horse races
(DIR) Post #Awq9AAxdzptJSHWC48 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T21:01:50.782325Z
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not posting too many screencaps of ryan's career but rest assuredthe mejiro family is disfunctional
(DIR) Post #Awq9ABUG2Zyl5QmEts by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T21:24:05.111591Z
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ummm....
(DIR) Post #Awq9ACIb1QFFbYKRMW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T21:47:38.145047Z
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disco Elysium moment
(DIR) Post #AwtGQP7mO2zRAXp9xQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T21:59:15.407654Z
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mejiro ryan career is interesting, she gets +20% power so maybe I should try to use power cards with her instead of my usual deck.
(DIR) Post #AwtGQQO7glep5WTj4S by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T21:59:47.263079Z
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I'm actually saving final two character stories for a stream.until then I'll keep running rudolf and taiki shuttle trying to get some decent sparks with their skills on them as well
(DIR) Post #AwtGQRIUJCkBuKqjvU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-04T22:02:23.813259Z
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just found this out now but each character has a special title that has requirements based on the story/goal races.might be a fun goal to work for as well
(DIR) Post #AwtGQSKITxml6EhhNw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-05T16:10:20.121698Z
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our club did it again
(DIR) Post #AwtGQTEJ7iaXtwuQgi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-05T16:11:56.697549Z
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mine is LOSING
(DIR) Post #AwtGQUGpFqCH835xFg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-05T16:14:07.488149Z
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i swear the camera angles in this game work in a way to hide the fact the runners never actually run a full corner
(DIR) Post #AwtGQVHvTEfgHkcLbc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-05T20:47:58.083034Z
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guild leader is doing "trial runs" for the pvp event and i just nominated my best medium runners and my rudolf somehow won so now the guild leader is going into overdrive mode talking about redoing their strategy and preparing excel sheetsi was just pressing friendship training and like, running races for new trophies. im sorry
(DIR) Post #AwtGQWBE9cuJ3GUVns by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-05T21:08:57.132458Z
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not how you speak to your MUM
(DIR) Post #AwtGQWvJOHlpMC3JdQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T07:33:49.639209Z
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hmm
(DIR) Post #AwtGQXRZSLZgyF94uu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T09:48:50.587186Z
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SHE THREW AT THE SECOND ARIMA KINEN
(DIR) Post #AwtGQXvLfdOUSb4rKa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T10:22:45.225485Z
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"last three furlongs" things trainers say all the time apparently
(DIR) Post #AwtGQYg8repAniyEGe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T10:24:01.964401Z
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me
(DIR) Post #AwvI5Vg5Pn6JdYxIIq by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-08-07T10:05:50.355681Z
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@tlapka The most Haru Urara of them all.
(DIR) Post #AwyPdang9svSWVaMQC by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T10:27:52.694199Z
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I think trainers should have like the tracksuit jacket but in a different color. i think that'd work
(DIR) Post #AwyPdc7vE6iEda42c4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T11:07:48.274718Z
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going to work hard at my 9-5 like the derby
(DIR) Post #AwyPdd1ZtBERQC6UMa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T11:14:28.717965Z
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my hair's gotten so long I definitely know what it's like
(DIR) Post #AwyPddW43pcOwkMpsm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T12:57:27.999853Z
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all G3s won :LappHappy:
(DIR) Post #AwyPdeWoIXoE5LiwgS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T12:58:26.827817Z
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only need oi dirt from G1s and hanshin daishoten from G2s...
(DIR) Post #AwyPdfBZqyQ27mnVE8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T19:02:10.787278Z
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training WITS with symboli rudolf. she's become so witty. it was the book of puns
(DIR) Post #AwyPdfux8GiOOW1jxA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T19:07:21.730659Z
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"this will put you at 3 consecutive races" this will put me at 3 consecutive WINS.
(DIR) Post #AwyPdgRv9h5Q2lS4LA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T21:56:20.452861Z
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"gained 3 hint levels for hanshin racecourse" i dont even know where hanshin is
(DIR) Post #AwyPdh38vIrPuCrnMG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-06T22:02:45.635442Z
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the speed/wit strategy is pretty strong, wit trains speed with it for maximum speed, speed trains power so that you can pass, and then you try to will the stamina stat out of existence
(DIR) Post #AwyPdhk2LpAi3Ew3DU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-07T18:25:24.743956Z
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that's kind of true about mushrooms in general
(DIR) Post #AwyPdiKCBO5xrNqvZo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-08T18:33:16.465842Z
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why does the jbc ladies classic give so little fans. racing fans turn on your tv
(DIR) Post #AwyPdj3ZSgOK875AIq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-08T19:33:30.477276Z
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i think im cooking too much instead of just using my best 5 cards and leaving it at that
(DIR) Post #AwyPdjlAqZGmJLTzGa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-08T21:10:16.027795Z
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what kind of skill is THIS
(DIR) Post #AwyPdkPERdJQJaDyhk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-08T22:11:49.674696Z
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first time in a while I ran 4 careers in an afternoon, guess I can do some bad archive runs or claw machine runs until my stream tomorrowand my stream will have to be after 5pm to allow me to borrow a good spark xD
(DIR) Post #Ax1mYANTqmAVXzaoG8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-10T11:25:50.511808Z
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i call it bakushin style taiki shuttle
(DIR) Post #Ax1mYBd7C8GjQluoGe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-10T11:33:59.484492Z
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I think this'll help my long distance runners a lot actually
(DIR) Post #Ax1mYCOGMpyzmzySky by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-10T13:15:11.303563Z
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will she say genau
(DIR) Post #Ax3yUNcmFEsNEsd1aS by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-08-11T14:38:38.644135Z
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@tlapka She's gonna shoot the other racers. Now that Golshi moment makes sense.
(DIR) Post #Ax4MLpte9sM1DVygds by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-10T21:52:21.821518Z
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turns out I'm really efficient at spending all the monies i get from golshi modebut hey, potential levels are nice
(DIR) Post #Ax4MLqrYZ8HCDK0X1U by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-11T14:01:39.340786Z
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she forgor 💀
(DIR) Post #Ax4MLroP2LLd9pXWkK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-11T16:51:13.597552Z
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we must save them.
(DIR) Post #Ax4MLsertHJbmY5QWW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-11T16:53:07.194509Z
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FINALLY my quest for a 3* is done
(DIR) Post #Ax4MLtPJ6cSi6ZoVuK by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-08-11T19:05:56.061150Z
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@tlapka Congrats! ㊗️
(DIR) Post #AxAlrLExKvjrCupAqO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-11T16:54:52.236631Z
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HELL YEAH
(DIR) Post #AxAlrMKfHBtoauVFNg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-11T17:39:50.970187Z
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i wish irl hair could do that
(DIR) Post #AxAlrN2ycRLQoLEdRw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-12T17:34:34.270935Z
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I DIDNT CHECK TERRAIN
(DIR) Post #AxAlrNggEp6UnToLKq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-12T17:47:12.724812Z
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my prayers finally been answered
(DIR) Post #AxAlrOKjpt98niYKm0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-13T20:41:40.505459Z
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the gremlins are doing gremlin activity
(DIR) Post #AxAlrP9QnPhDKwGomu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-13T20:54:43.024617Z
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my issue with this game is beginning to be is that i got tired of pumping stats I wanna see all the card stories instead.
(DIR) Post #AxAlrQ21WRMg4FoPse by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-13T21:11:46.611825Z
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never seen this skill before
(DIR) Post #AxAlrQmSjmVmOHXVGS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-13T21:24:15.108626Z
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getting left-handed X just part of the strat. i can turn it into left-handed O which is good for the event
(DIR) Post #AxAlrRaRjwUgtIvQAq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-13T21:33:15.845767Z
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golshi mode machine empty...
(DIR) Post #AxAlrSGzBmWP1EpOTo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-14T19:59:04.091931Z
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we alll need to learn to accept a compliment bakushin style
(DIR) Post #AxCSuWwImoPFXzpGl6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-14T20:39:59.716041Z
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HELL YES
(DIR) Post #AxCSuY3mcTz71UKl3g by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-14T20:42:42.674086Z
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not my highest rating taiki shuttle run but vibes-wise this was the best I ever did
(DIR) Post #AxCSuYmnv5ztH7OiES by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-15T12:01:42.828783Z
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she's cute
(DIR) Post #AxCSuZRvSCtHKedYKO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-15T16:08:37.036166Z
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new friend..
(DIR) Post #AxCSuaFCV0J1nTgu8G by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-15T16:48:53.341927Z
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i should learn this morning milk divination
(DIR) Post #AxazSSeR61KEQ8jN5M by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-15T17:27:13.803962Z
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sometimes the umamusume speak so accurately and go for the kill
(DIR) Post #AxazSU2ZvkEOjJ2AM4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-15T17:49:55.101829Z
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not dodging the grandma allegations
(DIR) Post #AxazSUjTMGXgsL6QDI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-15T20:02:36.101255Z
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prime minister
(DIR) Post #AxazSVRQiphj4ffWjI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-16T13:22:00.132437Z
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true.
(DIR) Post #AxazSWB9yoHfMV430a by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-16T13:22:26.446233Z
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I picked the wrong reply.
(DIR) Post #AxazSXMtYfGV3BYvwG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-17T15:36:52.164690Z
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"perfect in the student council office" suuuuuuuure, rudolf, you just want plushy
(DIR) Post #AxazSY7Km0PbNDI1K4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-17T15:58:49.439703Z
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got rudolf the rudolf plushie...
(DIR) Post #AxazSYs7y1qHiLBOG8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-18T12:54:51.162871Z
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finally got the rare gatekept skill
(DIR) Post #AxazSZgovYOMFYtsH2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-18T17:01:33.695648Z
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this happens to us sometimes
(DIR) Post #AxazSafRIAshHZGHlA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-20T18:57:50.038031Z
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we need to practise the shadow clone jutsu. for races.
(DIR) Post #AxazSbXg2WGZzmdbIe by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-22T08:17:14.502119Z
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silly blorbos
(DIR) Post #AxazScfVqs81UNJN9U by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-22T08:18:51.667730Z
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so cool
(DIR) Post #AxazSdKHPIjpWoNvhA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-22T08:27:13.301553Z
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everyone hyped this up as some super serious event i just got beaten by some like 800 speed random rice shower with 5 skills 💀
(DIR) Post #AxazSe3IhukbmRRsrw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-22T08:33:25.771584Z
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worth i guess
(DIR) Post #AxazSetlYqiaP9zme8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-22T18:18:07.566042Z
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oh hey i got the special epithet
(DIR) Post #AxazSg2fJFQlx3AP9k by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-23T08:19:30.983774Z
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yes I won the triple crownmy three crowns:- slacker condition- migraine condition- night own condition
(DIR) Post #AxazSgnSVGrSIB3m5o by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-23T08:27:07.683319Z
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ofc this run gets the 3* unique skill spark
(DIR) Post #AxazShlMuWmdHz5cTQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-23T08:35:52.957403Z
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just one more symboli rudolf run. just one more I'll get 1100 speed 1100 stamina and 900 power. i only need one more run this time will be different. i changed my card deck now this will synergize like crazy. just one more
(DIR) Post #AxazSiK6pMZZ1jLMci by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-25T14:17:06.404080Z
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i think this career might have been it. highest rating i've had for rudolf as well.
(DIR) Post #AxazSjddwDnB6bUTi4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-26T17:08:54.468339Z
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I'll spend 2 statues, fine
(DIR) Post #AxazSkE9kT00vqZdce by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-26T17:09:59.023131Z
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new fit
(DIR) Post #AxazSl2qhzY5T4I7dY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-26T17:25:12.974949Z
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you guys think i should use this someday
(DIR) Post #AxazSlgYKNJ9SCrpWS by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-08-27T12:54:30.604974Z
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@tlapka I still have mine as well. I'm trying to get all but one of the horses I can get with it, then buy the one I'm missing.
(DIR) Post #Axw9xfTkX4lP2jPU00 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-26T19:25:21.121312Z
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got the unique epithet for vodka :) (I was trying to win arima kinen for the special cutscene but then the run went well)
(DIR) Post #Axw9xgYkVyMCOWkzQm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-27T13:11:19.388433Z
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best minigame
(DIR) Post #Axw9xhVazBQdL2Hz9c by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-08-28T06:40:35.517369Z
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I'm glad people are using my legacy uma cause uprading this card is good
(DIR) Post #Axw9xi0R8W6AsgicE4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-01T11:48:14.344270Z
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I've been trying to raise my racers' rating in team trials and wao getting a haru urara better than B+ will be really tough huhher main training stat is GUTSthat's so bad
(DIR) Post #Axw9xiTVORLoKqJpXE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-05T21:50:15.186546Z
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having the distance aptitude for ANYTHING is making it difficult to select what races to run
(DIR) Post #Axw9xixzZ5jlrOaB3Q by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-05T22:00:46.915340Z
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people in the tech circles posting about algol but this is NOT what i expected
(DIR) Post #Axw9xjSTjk7jNwqWZc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-05T22:20:39.840966Z
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can't wait for uma musume to be 3 years old so the niche of videos that goes like "this RACER wins EVERY RACE... but only on HANSHIN RACECOURSE" start coming out
(DIR) Post #Axw9xjvXzfNMq6Rjsm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-06T16:25:17.976721Z
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this is how i explain video game mechanics
(DIR) Post #Axw9xkSrzm1yVS2Lp2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-06T17:59:09.396373Z
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what will she do with all those mcqueens... will she bully them...
(DIR) Post #AyXQY6lkHauJrtDurY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-13T17:48:23.227170Z
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floaty was right, she is a real one, she just wanna fish 🎣🎣🎣
(DIR) Post #AyXQY7mUWJ690Ua1fE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-14T08:51:02.067402Z
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my career runs are going great i just got this super rare skill
(DIR) Post #AyXQY8MeLs1OodUu1Y by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-14T11:16:24.652691Z
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evil twin just like me and the evil tlubka
(DIR) Post #AyXQY8vOGhoKYNkeAq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-14T11:55:12.479653Z
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somehow in group B my team is super strong now.also yes I trained a little bit of a debuffer matikane
(DIR) Post #AyXQY9Y1x2ieUDpVOy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-15T15:11:11.043356Z
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lmfao I'm the #1 team trials player
(DIR) Post #AyXQYA63uVwQBlkgRk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-16T17:22:23.158508Z
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mejiro mcqueen legend race? symboli rudolf, she's all yours
(DIR) Post #AyXQYAeRqfRluPq92m by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-24T17:06:22.967574Z
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nothing makes a refined lady more than... polearm combat
(DIR) Post #AyZXfrNCUozaQlJ25g by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-09-25T18:01:03.609458Z
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@tlapka The naginata is a woman's weapon.
(DIR) Post #AyZXr4A7HsU1HRWtge by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-25T18:02:32.058760Z
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@besserwisser LADY LYNDIS?
(DIR) Post #AyZXr5Yy4xxLcoAG3s by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-09-25T18:03:02.811786Z
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@tlapka Setsuna.
(DIR) Post #AyzXcW9RzeV7qzEs8O by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-09-24T17:06:56.534127Z
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she's a WEEB?
(DIR) Post #AyzXcXRDD6IpqMYZSS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-03T18:39:35.258087Z
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gonna tell her about banana bread and elf bread
(DIR) Post #AyzXcYPpZinAsMuywa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-03T18:47:27.324313Z
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is the kiseki in fuji kiseki for miraclethat word seems to come up a lot in this story :comfythink:
(DIR) Post #AyzXcZWxQi5SKlGBgu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-03T18:49:05.811529Z
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gacha game quality assurance
(DIR) Post #AyzXcaZpXVylZxbzo8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-04T14:20:46.810125Z
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she's just liike mee.....
(DIR) Post #AyzXcbdPbgRErMIN1s by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-04T14:58:21.342170Z
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card game time..
(DIR) Post #AyzXccYUBU5liMzwzQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-04T20:29:39.416680Z
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turns out playing last day catch-up is enough for all but the 400k points reward.i'm pretty happy about this.
(DIR) Post #AyzXcddq93y95GVjyS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-06T20:29:53.450801Z
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taiki shuttle: I'll become umamusume of the yearnpc bakushin that runs dirt races: i exist just to stop you
(DIR) Post #AyzXceQlDB6JWzOoE4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-06T20:30:26.033886Z
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I'm trying to raise good miler parents for gold city and I'm just like purely overcooking and would be better off just doing normal career runs
(DIR) Post #AyzXcfGW6kV87Vc8tk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-07T06:22:15.484872Z
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let's go gamers
(DIR) Post #AyzXcg3RArdIZEVD9M by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-07T18:39:05.392960Z
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rootin tootin
(DIR) Post #AyzXcgowKFd8wYj9Bw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T05:51:02.046753Z
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ok few ten pulls before work..
(DIR) Post #AyzXchXFfV4l9zSXGC by pony@blovice.bahnhof.cz
2025-10-08T07:02:39.318752Z
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@tlapka then git pulls at work
(DIR) Post #Az0XPvYOQniu1yrVIm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T05:51:33.374172Z
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NOT gold city but I'm glad to get the missing 1* and 2*s
(DIR) Post #Az0XPwLJUur4ThkZYO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T07:16:03.610766Z
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3* rates in this game are kinda legendarily midi did need a good dirt racer for team trials tho
(DIR) Post #Az0XPxAiPnyJ37ncfo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T07:17:14.960585Z
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promotes in this game are pog though, unlocking outfits and skills
(DIR) Post #Az0XPxiOOauUjZYWAK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T07:21:52.564192Z
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genius bakushin...
(DIR) Post #Az0XPyOZrkecqPICv2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T08:45:41.971873Z
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miraculous
(DIR) Post #Az0XPz9155njAR1IIq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T09:59:32.675807Z
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200 pulls. two 3*s. none focus. the gacha in this game is so ass
(DIR) Post #Az0XPzgL5CSKpmbuF6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T10:00:06.158943Z
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at least my low star students are happy
(DIR) Post #Az0XQ0FmxOoQbjCDUu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T10:00:21.830797Z
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all the inheritable skills
(DIR) Post #Az0XQ0pEpbAWNfmWki by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T10:43:45.672027Z
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starting the blonde alliance
(DIR) Post #Az0XQ1a21cbCinftgm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T18:00:42.570655Z
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they made a horse thats trying not to dollpost or something
(DIR) Post #Az0XQ26I5gP4KqleyG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T18:14:28.784880Z
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this is also my reaction when someone gives me attention unprompted
(DIR) Post #Az0XQ2gntvbuA5qosq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T18:32:03.412139Z
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many people ask themselves this when i get their phone.:tlapkaStare:
(DIR) Post #Az0XQ3UQvPJEe14SEy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-08T18:33:44.683212Z
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me when im pissed...
(DIR) Post #Az2CNGH7DwjEhtaW6S by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-10-09T13:48:59.878031Z
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@tlapka I love boob window horse.
(DIR) Post #Az6tkrAdHqkoSRtPm4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-10T19:19:21.365410Z
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how did she know
(DIR) Post #Az6tkseRmUCH3Cqjsu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-10T21:10:33.321308Z
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I can see myself trying to perfect this
(DIR) Post #Az6tktH5Sp6az2vb72 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-10T21:13:08.837916Z
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the story in this career is sooooooooooooo cute
(DIR) Post #Az6tktsJEQsaqULK88 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-11T19:04:55.966173Z
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followed a new trainer that has a featured 8* spark in stats but like a quadrillion white sparks and... yea
(DIR) Post #Az6tkulxtVOnd6Nlse by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-11T19:06:36.441743Z
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*double checks* okay half of these are garbage, BUT
(DIR) Post #Az6tkvUdDR7zrdHRVA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-11T20:10:00.388210Z
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thanks i guess
(DIR) Post #AzAxaK2imCsnGeGRt2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-11T20:15:06.745356Z
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"this career is going so great!""aren't you forgetting something""if i forgot it it couldn't have been that important"the speed stat:
(DIR) Post #AzAxaLByVHsYpdbLwu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-12T09:14:52.373388Z
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girl stop trolling me
(DIR) Post #AzAxaMFCam3S5w7RcO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-12T19:46:54.338996Z
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(DIR) Post #AzAxaNIQgGELMEdXHs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-12T19:54:51.623952Z
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one day i'll win the tenno sho with gold city as well
(DIR) Post #AzAxaOJssKzKX2KDC4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-13T18:08:52.088405Z
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i got like 4 eishin flash hints year 1 alone so im feeling this run. this is another one of those lose the spring tenno sho ones
(DIR) Post #AzAxaP8DrBFp39sPei by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-13T18:11:26.672224Z
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gold city's career is fun because every once in a while the zoomers show up to terrorize us
(DIR) Post #AzAxaQ0oaCvHmTQ0kS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-13T18:23:52.366580Z
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LET'S GO
(DIR) Post #AzAxaQzQwpPcoTmQEa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-13T18:49:22.413881Z
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my next 9* and it's some random ass run that didn't even win ura finale
(DIR) Post #AzAxaRs1fr55XnK1KK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-13T19:10:36.589596Z
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you can just... outskill slow metabolism? by waiting it out?
(DIR) Post #AzAxaSjuRWBOEuX3JY by Naranja@annihilation.social
2025-10-13T19:15:29.435898Z
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@tlapka Looks like it!
(DIR) Post #AzEm83qZ4t2w43ju5Y by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-10-15T15:26:11.160345Z
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@tlapka Speed stat is overrated anyway.
(DIR) Post #AzKc058UZFqx9XROJk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-15T21:23:50.033954Z
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i can fix her (convince her to skip the spring tenno sho)
(DIR) Post #AzKc06TnZWUTJuPvAO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-15T21:24:40.686647Z
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mile runner at the spring tenno sho what will she do (NOT WIN)
(DIR) Post #AzKc07Ah02nlSwUB1c by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-15T21:27:46.446165Z
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never mind. i got this. easiest run of my life
(DIR) Post #AzKc07zjwFdQ1GMwam by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-15T21:39:17.886421Z
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getting there, getting there
(DIR) Post #AzKc08d5Zx6tzImMvQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-16T19:27:29.763436Z
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I keep screenshotting sick rainbows and then still not capping speed lolI want a city with S mile and speed capped but it's TOUGH
(DIR) Post #AzKc09DxMsbJpe1oOG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-18T10:15:35.390421Z
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(DIR) Post #AzKc09rJ0a4nngREiu by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-18T10:50:53.602955Z
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yet another career where tamamo cross has to witness all that unusual stuff happening to trainer and other racers and at the end she's like "well i'm glad you feel better now pal"honestly, what a legend, thank you tamamo cross for being a real one
(DIR) Post #AzKc0APgwja9WKWhJw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-18T10:51:19.923980Z
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(DIR) Post #AzKc0AzUncDpJNHI80 by Naranja@annihilation.social
2025-10-18T11:00:43.735955Z
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@tlapka She's got a point!
(DIR) Post #AzKqHHoc4tTCl5EyVE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-18T11:01:04.547644Z
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oguri cap: im hungrysuper creek: the responsibility... its too much...gold city: im going to punch reddittamamo cross: is anyone else here even trying to win the race
(DIR) Post #AzKqHIrUBhMW0HamcS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-18T13:26:05.281758Z
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she has it so tough being the only serious racer of all umamusume
(DIR) Post #AzKqHJnchXrmuanDEm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-18T13:40:16.811693Z
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whats even going on anymore
(DIR) Post #AzT7ewJcuybVVtI5i4 by bearmine@gamepad.club
2025-10-18T16:24:21Z
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@tlapka Super Creek, what a name.
(DIR) Post #AzT7exfdsboBiSbBfE by rakuno@gamepad.club
2025-10-18T21:52:30Z
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@bearmine @tlapka And they are based on actual real racing horses which make this even more interesting.Makes you wonder what the heck the person who named that horse was thinking.
(DIR) Post #AzT7eys5PpMBRLQdhQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-18T21:58:32.282505Z
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@rakuno @bearmine the two types of horse owners which is guys that come up with funny names and guys that combine the parents' names which unfortunately makes them combine two ridiculous funny names into something even more ridiculous
(DIR) Post #AzT7ezZgniEdcZpSfA by besserwisser@shitposter.world
2025-10-22T13:33:16.553715Z
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@tlapka
(DIR) Post #AzXmdNVpheZy2LDKZE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-24T19:31:02.588271Z
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some interesting horses
(DIR) Post #B094nELG5xUxOXMdLk by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-24T19:33:06.417349Z
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im the perfect trainer for this kind of duo 😎 :tlapkaHappy:
(DIR) Post #B094nFcJM2jVLiLlZI by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-25T18:55:17.757259Z
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umm... bakushin...
(DIR) Post #B094nGOAU70vk8jzA8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-25T19:25:45.100297Z
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hello? seiun sky? wheres my angling and scheming spark.
(DIR) Post #B094nHJb2ax2cFbqfw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-25T19:53:34.788176Z
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thank you umamusume player *checks notes* sesbian lex for that amazing angling and scheming spark
(DIR) Post #B094nHyMb1YqeggPDc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-26T11:37:34.928003Z
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her casual outfit just being a tshirt that says RUN is so in character somehow
(DIR) Post #B094nIdU88SEiDvFJY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-27T17:51:32.271056Z
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my one free pull was super lucky
(DIR) Post #B094nJWmoWgrTjnPVo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-27T17:51:52.766650Z
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then legend race let me upgrade mejiro ryan
(DIR) Post #B094nKLpkjWW23gB4y by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-27T17:52:19.258685Z
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then i got giant nature. tlumbus nature
(DIR) Post #B094nL3R8cOyDI502i by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-27T18:19:17.317213Z
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omg she did the thing
(DIR) Post #B094nLm6SY8ARoyffE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-27T19:05:26.035407Z
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this game is so unserious sometimes. tf was that
(DIR) Post #B094nMThqR0cd3NUcy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-28T09:45:13.823155Z
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didn't play the event for a bit because I was sick and then I played a ton because I was less sick and couldn't do much elsedecent score, I didn't wanna give up on the last daiwa scarlet card copy but getting it would require a lot more grinding
(DIR) Post #B094nN7lRV3GdI7U48 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-28T14:42:21.790564Z
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getting the skill hints for those will be tough but once that's done I wonder what I should make my goal. For a little bit I'll have no quests telling me what to do so I guess for a bit I could try to unlock different card stories or something like that...
(DIR) Post #B094nNf5RbhsIdi60O by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-28T21:18:35.360000Z
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🐟
(DIR) Post #B094nOJV1M26JycMzo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-28T22:44:59.567239Z
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from "training the trainer" special missions 3* ticketnew honse
(DIR) Post #B094nOpP6jYNuvXqj2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-10-31T13:59:22.679336Z
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rare 3* haru urara... she's really happy about unlocking all those bandaids on her legs
(DIR) Post #B094nPNn2t3jdZdJK4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T16:43:54.541749Z
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we need to do WHAT?!
(DIR) Post #B094nPvp0MHVL7YUMq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T16:47:31.926117Z
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she looks like an evil version of tlapka that is also a horse.you know. because she not only brushes her hair every morning but also attaches a ribbon
(DIR) Post #B094nQciQsanU9ckE4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T16:51:27.252101Z
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this feels like a lot
(DIR) Post #B094nR7uYtXv2uDeqm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T16:54:02.083640Z
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i feel so united
(DIR) Post #B094nRimLp2KtFT6Jc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T17:03:02.196424Z
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they really will invent a new mode of play just so that they can place even more supporting characters to guts training
(DIR) Post #B094nSDyTpzSS040wK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T17:11:47.012001Z
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all right yeah i like this game mode
(DIR) Post #B094nSoqGlTsILJSPA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T17:18:40.711919Z
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I have no idea how any of this unity cup stuff works i'm gonna be honest
(DIR) Post #B094nTNaBbGo25ZCYS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T18:19:13.171836Z
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I think I lost???????? can't even retry this thing?
(DIR) Post #B094nU9RJfYEQVxQ9I by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T18:30:38.751114Z
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now I wanna try again and win the unity cup... darn you umamusume... they got me again...
(DIR) Post #B094nUoCs6A2Sx1ygy by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T18:41:32.237372Z
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me: hi guys its me trainer and this is my honselittle cocon, for no reason: youre an F grade trainer with a G grade team
(DIR) Post #B094nVaPyqj2sTaTq4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T22:04:44.309024Z
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new strat for unity cup: trust in the blue flame sparks, ignore everything else:KroosHappy: Team Blue Bloom :KroosHappy: Go Rice Shower Go :KroosHappy:
(DIR) Post #B094nWPotjqHRtdWxU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T22:06:08.053209Z
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so when I get one of those special blue explosion ones am I supposed to just click it ASAP or do I want to wait it out till she places it on a better stat like speed
(DIR) Post #B094nXDnttpBwv1Rrs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T22:37:57.086191Z
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simply gaming
(DIR) Post #B094nY2UrQNGU8jvsm by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T22:38:43.063758Z
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I gotta say the automatic team builder on the cup is bad. I always need to place better runners on the roster instead of the featured story runners. sorry fukukitaru
(DIR) Post #B094nYtJh2cp7xS7DE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T22:39:33.128719Z
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hehe
(DIR) Post #B094nZgwiWK9bsfkZM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T22:48:44.485275Z
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thank you ma'am director...
(DIR) Post #B094naN8Bg4HiiPRK4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-09T22:53:47.686114Z
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20 is a lot but I guess I have a month. the runners seem to have a bit more stats than when you do URA finale so it'll be worth re-doing every team trials member anyway.
(DIR) Post #B094navs6VrDSSfBTM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-11T19:17:09.986358Z
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my umamusume just got executed in front of my eyes
(DIR) Post #B0DBQN6yaLXZvkrwRs by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-13T18:51:53.176671Z
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i thought i was playing umamusume?!
(DIR) Post #B1CslP9OHHMSKEZDEW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-13T18:56:18.638933Z
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i gotta respect her. one fisher to another. is she even a fisher if she gets them with her bare hands
(DIR) Post #B1CslQRVTPRkKi3C6q by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-19T22:32:30.616735Z
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LANGUAGE?!
(DIR) Post #B1CslR96rIKCVwS14a by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-19T22:32:43.480768Z
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chat is this real
(DIR) Post #B1CslRgmq5GOCOCuZ6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-19T22:34:17.556484Z
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I love how the narration betrays itself by using words like STUNLOCK
(DIR) Post #B1CslSThuCOYe75yoi by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-19T22:37:43.303538Z
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can you stop using that word
(DIR) Post #B1CslT4Zh7syUSLQHY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-19T22:42:29.473369Z
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like staying up till 4am and playing playstation
(DIR) Post #B1CslTe1ZKF4GOvjXM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-19T22:44:14.413874Z
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she saved me the red one
(DIR) Post #B1CslUJV57Q2L2KrBY by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-21T22:46:59.964597Z
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LETS GO A+ GOLD CITY
(DIR) Post #B1CslUsaydUY5skst6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-21T22:48:25.065169Z
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SO COOLID: 967553880
(DIR) Post #B1CslVTSlYyxwE0KLw by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-22T13:07:02.419595Z
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umm... the lucky groveling?
(DIR) Post #B1CslW7WMd1bwSkJn6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-22T13:56:59.694478Z
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im a certified A+ trainer now
(DIR) Post #B1CslWsfXKjsIgnyHQ by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-23T20:24:15.321732Z
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they haven't met gold ship yet
(DIR) Post #B1CslXfabRs2kPh2X2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-25T22:22:58.284115Z
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just highroll finals every time
(DIR) Post #B1CslYTvaI8XGXFEzg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-25T22:38:01.233596Z
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tamamo cross must be so puzzled all of her perfectly sound advice seems to just not work when it comes to other umas
(DIR) Post #B1CslZIcXogbnkxj0a by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-27T13:05:28.181472Z
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this is why we've got to keep smiling
(DIR) Post #B1CslaArIA4UVyL2Y4 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-27T19:38:18.234765Z
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:neocat_flush:
(DIR) Post #B1Cslamn18PePc5Kfg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-27T21:17:37.442086Z
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i would watch the pun battle show
(DIR) Post #B1CslbYIAWPUmwJGiG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-27T21:23:06.421423Z
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people are always raving about failure protection and how having riko kashimoto makes you not fail any trainingI just failed a 4% failure chance with Riko
(DIR) Post #B1CslcKrFxG5DZ23Pc by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-27T21:58:28.971569Z
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still haven't unlocked the nice nature 3rd place event somehow
(DIR) Post #B1Csld2Sdq8XOnQsNM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-28T22:07:46.310593Z
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think that's the best i've ever seen
(DIR) Post #B1CsldhECGkLREVQv2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-29T16:16:23.056616Z
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me too
(DIR) Post #B1CsleXh3CiK3x3KhE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-11-29T16:48:21.087494Z
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I wasn;t even throwing on purpose! wtf!
(DIR) Post #B1CslfEwSPJCE5Hs6i by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-01T21:36:17.449621Z
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was just doing event runs but this was a nice surprise! I think that's a new A+ record. I didn't change my deck at first and was struggling but then I switched out a stamina card for a power card as Ryan gets a +20% bonus to power and that did the trick.
(DIR) Post #B1CslfulwslkJorHJA by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-07T11:12:50.146129Z
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so the strat is, since gold city gets double the stats from every race after the spring tenno sho, we just stack as much race bonus as possible and then races will be as good as training. let me cook
(DIR) Post #B1CslgbfNP52SqvXAO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-07T13:00:45.455755Z
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FINALLY
(DIR) Post #B1CslhGmuVyQWOANGK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-07T13:08:42.185529Z
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wait a sec the race bonus strat might actually work
(DIR) Post #B1Csli7bk8DzACsYam by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-07T13:11:15.829535Z
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I can even refine the deck to do something like this
(DIR) Post #B1Csliz8X72hqDvJ1k by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-07T14:42:48.018662Z
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i think if tosen jordan and tamamo cross were in the same event they would not be able to understand each other
(DIR) Post #B1CsljaiHP6HilVJb6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-07T15:06:42.206985Z
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how did I lose to a frontrunner with half my speed after I denied her angling and scheming proclegend race must be cheating
(DIR) Post #B1CslkKRXNgE0atpsO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-12T16:58:31.882664Z
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that good in the long run i guess
(DIR) Post #B1CsllDOF5dGl0biWO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-13T13:09:25.302954Z
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my team for this champions' meet feels silly because none of them have been trained for this event specifically but at the same time this it's very in character for me. these are my top 3 favourites basically
(DIR) Post #B1Cslm3V7LJfMczKkK by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-13T13:13:41.530140Z
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the rudolf would be great if only she could actually overtake 3 runners but nobody plays frontrunners in long
(DIR) Post #B1CslmvNt0Py3kCMjY by pesekcuy@stereophonic.space
2025-12-13T13:14:39.670113Z
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@tlapka > nobody plays front runner in longthere's seiun sky
(DIR) Post #B36qbctrPkSHOKx1M0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-13T13:15:17.586598Z
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frontrunner rudolf new meta
(DIR) Post #B36qbdlkBPYa5SA3LE by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-13T13:17:42.834652Z
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burning spirit SPD actually works in champions meet? that's crazy
(DIR) Post #B36qbeZNCtFuZNNghM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-13T22:13:45.336893Z
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saving gacha game currency requires the strongest of willpowers known to humankind
(DIR) Post #B36qbfOm7mN98nQjom by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-19T18:41:58.908741Z
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kinda want the whole friend group with gold city tosen jordan and yukino bijin now...
(DIR) Post #B36qbg1Po7HT4dVb2u by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-19T18:52:21.558721Z
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is this how gold ship invites people on dates
(DIR) Post #B36qbgkR6jIFKGZYDg by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-19T19:38:23.064197Z
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good progress today 💪
(DIR) Post #B36qbhEDK172ocVKdM by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-20T22:42:20.033263Z
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i hate to say it but this is kinda how i approach social situations I don't like lmfao
(DIR) Post #B36qbhq92zSCiGFcky by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-21T00:01:53.266123Z
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I don't know how my dirt racer won a turf race either!!!nice tho
(DIR) Post #B36qbiS4lxnMbtzusa by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-22T13:26:42.920682Z
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it's just 20% failure, what could go wrong
(DIR) Post #B36qbivqzFcA6FvhIG by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-24T10:41:40.175141Z
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decided to risk it and use my tickets on gold city 2 bannerWORTH
(DIR) Post #B36qbjeAKV3mJgf5MW by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2025-12-25T19:02:57.934590Z
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cutting it close with the event once againyukata gold city runs got me there
(DIR) Post #B36qbkLPjheeTotcm0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-09T21:50:35.624438Z
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oguri cap's story but im like damn can i train tamamo cross yet
(DIR) Post #B36qbl58zgEaleI93I by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-09T22:32:13.253705Z
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i swear this always happens
(DIR) Post #B36qblmkNZ72wsgy12 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-10T11:11:26.841179Z
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special week is soooooooooo cute
(DIR) Post #B36qbmJiOzU4b87IP2 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-10T11:47:05.298880Z
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this thread about to become me posting special week doing literally anything because she's so cute
(DIR) Post #B36qbn0FqpVmj41Gi0 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-10T11:47:45.250867Z
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I see she gets her own version of the eating event
(DIR) Post #B36qbnm6ytnD7UPUIq by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-10T11:57:01.151827Z
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i have to protect her........
(DIR) Post #B36qboq31kXGPzG94q by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-10T12:22:52.030219Z
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nice
(DIR) Post #B36qbphZojLz60ItVo by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-10T18:15:37.575250Z
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time to topidk i dont know what she says
(DIR) Post #B36qbqXKiIkngWWEBU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-10T18:22:39.931148Z
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the modern superhero we need
(DIR) Post #B36qbrWf2HoIkjDCm8 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-11T11:37:06.438041Z
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ok after 2 mayano top gun careers im sold i wanna try taking her to the next champions meet with methen ill have a nice front/pace/late trio
(DIR) Post #B36qbs2D8z30KZyOx6 by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-11T12:05:48.680916Z
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"tlapka this just sounds like every next umamusume you train is your new favourite" yes. the heart of a true trainer
(DIR) Post #B36qbslwOxcwcPMvEO by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-23T17:54:56.434475Z
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she is so relatable
(DIR) Post #B36qbtj8qqyxa14CVU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-25T11:11:38.058160Z
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her energy is interesting one moment she's shouting another she's telling you to be polite...
(DIR) Post #B36qbueZPKv4S7w41I by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-25T11:15:51.771374Z
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fair
(DIR) Post #B36qbvebggXjYWxbiS by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-01-29T11:02:55.473649Z
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how did she know...
(DIR) Post #B36qbwYyJ7d6NLKcZU by tlapka@ak.kawen.space
2026-02-08T10:55:17.260706Z
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before they explained it i was always like yeah her moms are lesbians