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(DIR) Post #Aw6c8UVlpUo2yMwqdk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-13T23:20:00Z
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@weirdestate is that a wooden tub?
(DIR) Post #Aw6clxweKXGtYLLMlU by waitworry@sakurajima.moe
2025-07-13T23:25:10Z
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@weirdestate is that the kitchen below it?
(DIR) Post #Aw6clysmqNmASeXnNo by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-13T23:27:14Z
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@waitworry @weirdestate Hey. Maybe it is for someone who lives alone. I hope.
(DIR) Post #Aw6hbiXlElFEf3dPiS by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T00:21:25Z
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@futurebird @weirdestate I'm trying to figure this out. I think the tub is the glass part with the end glass piece closest to the camera right under the sink. Wood along the side and at the head where the faucet appears to be.
(DIR) Post #Aw6htOQCmwQPT0Wr6O by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T00:22:41Z
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@weirdestate @futurebird so ass on glass cool
(DIR) Post #Aw6htQCSB2c4yw6twe by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T00:24:36Z
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@noondlyt @weirdestate creepy frankly.
(DIR) Post #Aw6hw47qhmNNO9DXXM by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T00:24:12Z
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@weirdestate @futurebird totally kidding
(DIR) Post #Aw6hw4z1W4uW3460Q4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T00:25:07Z
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@noondlyt @weirdestate I'm so innocent hoping it was "just" a wooden tub. :(
(DIR) Post #Aw6iG6sECJRvheT7GC by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T00:28:44Z
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@futurebird @weirdestate forgot you were on the internet for a moment?
(DIR) Post #Aw6ibyuwSXKdOkAQka by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T00:32:42Z
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@noondlyt @weirdestate Some of the design is kind of nice like this roof deck, but then I notice that someone can stare at your feet while you type on the computer and I'm confused again.
(DIR) Post #Aw6iiYvlTYPspRgqg4 by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T00:33:52Z
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@futurebird @weirdestate I don't get glass floors except in boats and sky walks.
(DIR) Post #Aw6ijINIW2B7lruyLA by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T00:33:58Z
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@noondlyt @weirdestate OK. I know I should move on but. Is this at baby cage???
(DIR) Post #Aw6imwz1zSeAaLJIX2 by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T00:34:39Z
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@futurebird @weirdestate I don't want to know the answer
(DIR) Post #Aw6is2fSHekXf8a7tI by Gorfram@beige.party
2025-07-14T00:35:27Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate Perfect setup for selling your feet pics online, no?
(DIR) Post #Aw6issi4n9kB4KCxCC by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T00:35:29Z
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@futurebird @weirdestate At least there's no glass.
(DIR) Post #Aw6kEFkcQA6gZ49TIO by trochee@dair-community.social
2025-07-14T00:50:47Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate Ornithomimus pen
(DIR) Post #Aw6kOQVBItggnumYL2 by dank@jorts.horse
2025-07-14T00:52:37Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate i think the bars are there so my ironing doesn't get away from me
(DIR) Post #Aw6mOtCCouobhmFreK by pelha@mstdn.social
2025-07-14T01:15:06Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate not as bad as the glass floor bathroom pix I saw. A friend stay at the place , I think it was in either Shanghai or Taiwan.
(DIR) Post #Aw6oxdFMJJHWHdQLya by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T00:45:00Z
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@noondlyt @futurebird @weirdestate has to be. But why is it adult human length? Is this a stealth fetish dungeon?
(DIR) Post #Aw6oxeeD6Okqd03iLo by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T00:59:37Z
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@noondlyt @futurebird @weirdestate Hold up! Hold up. Back to this photo! Looking at the floorplan, that is the exact POV from the shitter. That wooden rectangle above the room divider, left of the railing? That's the landing of the loft stairs. So when you're getting up in the morning, you can casually check whether your significant other is currently using the facilities.Same goes for when you're at the stove, making coffee. Via the bathtub glass floor. Very practical :blobcatthumbsups:
(DIR) Post #Aw6oxffJJnEFmha6hk by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T01:20:39Z
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@noondlyt @futurebird @weirdestate Yup: Throne, sink, shower, and bathtub. Obvs. You can watch the whole process. At least you can see it happen before you smell it.This is a kink forward household. Gotta be.
(DIR) Post #Aw6oxgzCPKjRsftVLM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T01:43:44Z
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@PalmAndNeedle @noondlyt @weirdestate Can you imagine the serial killer vibes of going over to a house like that then asking to use the rest room and only then finding out?There is only one bathroom and it's that one.I wonder if the new owners will invest in some sandblasting and many rugs?
(DIR) Post #Aw6p9U3OJdQtFMTfrk by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T01:45:58Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate there's no door on the bathroom. The fact that that *hasn't* been called yet out says everything about this design. And no ceiling, either. This is... I don't think this is salvageable.
(DIR) Post #Aw6qzW7lxho8gIu0G0 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T02:06:36Z
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@PalmAndNeedle @noondlyt @weirdestate And consider the kind of ghosts that would be haunting the place. Strange early 00s swinger ghosts... or cam girl ghosts... IDK.
(DIR) Post #Aw6rBLYN5fcVN3z5yy by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T02:08:43Z
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@futurebird @PalmAndNeedle @weirdestate I think you just ensured that "Ghost Hunters" will remain on the air
(DIR) Post #Aw6rcFqSQDBRUBH5kW by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T02:13:32Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate Oh, those are the least of your problems. "Set within a gated Grade II listed school conversion [...]" There's some real heavy hitters settled there long before this whole nightmare was but a wet glint in the eye of a foot fetish architect, let's be clear about that.
(DIR) Post #Aw6vHp94NgOOhdUg52 by wjmaggos@liberal.city
2025-07-14T02:54:32Z
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@weirdestate an epstein property?
(DIR) Post #Aw7jhzYM4MvLd1Qgwi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T11:33:52Z
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@weirdestate Here is another penthouse from the same building. The interior design is less elegant but more practical.I can kind of see what they were trying to do, but then it went of on a tangent of people say "and why not?" and no one said why. :(https://www.onthemarket.com/details/16638814/
(DIR) Post #Aw7k8G5dD0s4RfWFpw by Ailbhe@mendeddrum.org
2025-07-14T10:48:00Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate that one bedroom flat is bigger than my two-storey mid-terrace house with loft conversion, which has three WCs offering excellent privacy.
(DIR) Post #Aw7nXI3DM3Dnd514aG by atomictangerine@c.im
2025-07-14T07:29:42Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate The bed looks like the Stokke Sleepi, a crib that can be extended with modular wooden parts for use from birth until the age of five. The mattress board can be lowered and a crib side removed when the child is old enough to climb in bed by themselves.
(DIR) Post #Aw7qyCLMyux9bt1xVA by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T08:29:30Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate abusive relationship detector going from 6 to 11 on a scale of 1 to 10.
(DIR) Post #Aw7vQXeDlbA3bmcR2e by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T14:30:56Z
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@unchartedworlds @dec23k @noondlyt @weirdestate The exterior of the building suggest either a mansion or maybe some kind of club or government building?I'm curious now too. It's odd to think that strange bathroom is in this fancy building.
(DIR) Post #Aw7wBaJreR6lVMWrnE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T14:39:31Z
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@unchartedworlds @dec23k @noondlyt @weirdestate My god this neighborhood is expensive! Over half a million pounds for this little basement one-bedroom?I mean this happens in NYC too... I'm getting way to nosey about this building, but it's fascinating, it's like NYC but different... I wonder if there is a "flat" in NYC like the one that started this post tucked away someplace? I wonder what the strangest apartment in the city is like?https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/66831607/
(DIR) Post #Aw7wCfmCqaaaifIwls by msbellows@c.im
2025-07-14T14:39:33Z
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@futurebird @unchartedworlds @dec23k @noondlyt @weirdestate I think that's the coolest part, though.
(DIR) Post #Aw7x2qiVPsoFhzSAdM by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
2025-07-14T05:22:03Z
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@futurebird @PalmAndNeedle @weirdestate So I would grab every towel available and throw them on the floor. If no towels I would grab the comforter off the nearest bed. Problem solved.
(DIR) Post #Aw7xGRsEZyUGiHULKq by adam@mastodon.joandadam.uk
2025-07-14T14:49:16Z
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@futurebird @unchartedworlds @dec23k @noondlyt @weirdestate looks like it was once South Hackney Upper School https://historicengland.org.uk/listing/the-list/list-entry/1226403. Given its Victorian origins I imagine the cane was in frequent use; seems consistent with the current interior design vibe...
(DIR) Post #Aw7xGSwsaBnU2yfZDM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T14:51:30Z
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@adam If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
(DIR) Post #Aw7yKlL6FTGGCHbwZs by Paperposts@zirk.us
2025-07-14T15:03:32Z
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@futurebird it was a school. but considering what Hackney was vs what it is today, it might not be so straightforward https://historicengland.org.uk/listing/the-list/list-entry/1226403?section=official-list-entry
(DIR) Post #Aw80CqlsMw0kdSUS0W by jonhendry@iosdev.space
2025-07-14T06:44:05Z
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@futurebird @PalmAndNeedle @noondlyt @weirdestate Have to wonder if they also designed for bathroom noises to be audible throughout the home. Or maybe reflected and focused onto a dining table.
(DIR) Post #Aw80XkuXLv02XcVfRA by kate@aus.social
2025-07-14T15:28:17Z
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@futurebird @unchartedworlds @dec23k @noondlyt @weirdestate As others have said, it’s a former school. It was built by the London School Board and although it’s not mentioned in this article that explains their ethos, its architect T J Bailey makes an appearance.That bathroom is wild. Keep chopping the onions, don’t look up.https://municipaldreams.wordpress.com/2013/05/28/the-london-school-board-sermons-in-brick/
(DIR) Post #Aw814V03WvbYkahjsG by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2025-07-14T15:34:14Z
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@futurebird @unchartedworlds @dec23k @noondlyt @weirdestate London and New York have much in common, perhaps soon even both having Muslim mayors (to the chagrin of shitty people everywhere)
(DIR) Post #Aw81GGQ9Yodh0dWNGK by Tattie@eldritch.cafe
2025-07-14T15:36:21Z
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@futurebird "Subscribe to my OOOOooooOOOOooooOnlyFaaaans!"@PalmAndNeedle @noondlyt @weirdestate
(DIR) Post #Aw81OGunbfrqrJfqtM by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T15:37:49Z
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@futurebird @unchartedworlds @dec23k @noondlyt @weirdestate Reception room is just... Wild. Like, excuse me, where's the cotilion staircase?
(DIR) Post #Aw84LmUe2jYTn4wcmu by twipped@twipped.social
2025-07-14T16:10:57Z
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@futurebird “oh, here’s an idea, lets use ferry ship lights!” “I love it, I also have a bunch of halogen lamps that I stole from a warehouse.” “Perfect!”@weirdestate
(DIR) Post #Aw878LyLdTTPdS7uym by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T16:41:03Z
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@Tattie @futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate CooOooommentbelooooOooohhOooohoohhhhhhhh
(DIR) Post #Aw878NG6qvH7cpRcIq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T16:42:10Z
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@PalmAndNeedle "I think it said 'evil below'?""No, listen again...""That's even worse!"
(DIR) Post #Aw87JwflWcpIe1xjKy by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-07-14T16:44:17Z
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@PalmAndNeedle "who is the entity named 'Gifta Dischor'? A demon?""No. Something much worse."
(DIR) Post #Aw8DOrV8mMmJmLiihs by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2025-07-14T17:52:23Z
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@futurebird :blobcathappy:
(DIR) Post #Aw8JifOg5jURkrWZCy by Hoi_Pollois@toad.social
2025-07-14T19:03:10Z
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@futurebird @noondlyt @weirdestate The cage underneath is where the monsters go.