Post AvgIf6dL5i6jVzRuqm by ozzelot@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #Avg8gT4m8XadrpIET2 by backupbear@aus.social
       2025-07-01T02:18:48Z
       
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       HR: "Do you have a moment? We just want to ask you about your self-assessment?"Me: "Sure."HR: "So, for 'personality type', we were expecting something from Myers-Briggs. You know, like ENJF."Me: "Oh?"HR: "You selected 'Other' and filled in, 'Chaotic Good'."Me: "Yes, that's right."HR: "Why?"Me: "Because I use the term 'fortnight' as often as possible in communications in a US-based company, replace 'z's with 's'es, and convert dates everywhere to ISO8601."HR: "Well yes we can see how that would be classified as 'Chaotic Good', but we were expecting something grounded in science."Me: "So why were you asking for Myers-Briggs?"#Microfiction
       
 (DIR) Post #Avg8gUGrh4r3ZbxOwy by sortius@infosec.exchange
       2025-07-01T02:29:21Z
       
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       @backupbear good old Myers-Briggs. Eugenicists through and through, but people still feel comfortable putting that red flag on their dating profiles 😱
       
 (DIR) Post #Avg8gUyp3e15lwWVSy by backupbear@aus.social
       2025-07-01T02:31:58Z
       
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       @sortius Haha, the best thing about people who put Myers-Briggs on their Grindr/Scruff/etc. profile is it gives me an instant reason to block :D
       
 (DIR) Post #Avg8gViuIIsc4s5JIW by pelicangut@aus.social
       2025-07-01T03:58:31Z
       
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       @backupbear @sortius
       
 (DIR) Post #AvgIf6dL5i6jVzRuqm by ozzelot@mstdn.social
       2025-07-01T06:39:30Z
       
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       @backupbearOh, you want four letters representative of my personality? ACAB.