Post AvekpHbHa2mwpACzNR by orange_lux@eldritch.cafe
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 (DIR) Post #AvdD5G35WdfT2uhTn6 by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
       2025-06-29T18:52:40.565431Z
       
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       @neil No, see there is this old forgotten tech from the elders, you can store your data into the bush too!super mario bush cloud.png
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdDR4ZQsksJokEOuW by edward@social.spheron.one
       2025-06-29T18:51:55Z
       
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       @neil put some cotton wool on top of the server and send them a photo asking if that is cloudy enough for them 😉
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdDwhnl4WWgT311zk by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
       2025-06-29T19:02:25.927384Z
       
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       @neil In fact probably could also use that image for drawing a parallel to growing vegs/fruits/… in your garden.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdFUL4QBzlNlfPYcS by mattl@social.coop
       2025-06-29T19:13:48Z
       
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       @neil you are lucky to have a decent ISP at least, but yeah it makes me sad to think that there’s all this noise and crap about just putting up a web page.Webdev has become poisoned by its own ignorance and bullshit.
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdFWVKL1s7E9ptA24 by karlauerbach@sfba.social
       2025-06-29T19:11:48Z
       
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       @neil Reminds me of once I was negotiating a contract.The other side said about one of my terms: "No lawyer would ever allow that!".I pulled out my California state bar card and said "well, I beg to differ."
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdJzsqB5KjzIY2uhc by janvenetor@mastodontti.fi
       2025-06-29T20:09:03Z
       
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       @lanodan @neil didn't check but very likely this png image is wa larger than the original super mario game cartridge, which was 32 kilobytes..
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdK2gax4PwuBiGD7w by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
       2025-06-29T20:10:44.705195Z
       
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       @janvenetor @neil Yeah possible, like how readme files can be bigger than the demo on the demoscene side of things
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdOMDan0iWZqWknE8 by ozzelot@mstdn.social
       2025-06-29T20:59:04Z
       
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       @neil"Cloud" is marketspeak for "surrender your soul to us"(Most marketspeak is marketspeak for that)
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdWHHbBUFJwSP60o4 by cr1901@mastodon.social
       2025-06-29T22:09:09Z
       
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       @lanodan @neil @dalias Fun thing I noticed recently in F-Zero (SNES)... Mute City and White Land have the same city background, just with different palettes :D. It took me _years_ to notice :'D...
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdZNO56b5y6A8h4y0 by jstatepost@mstdn.social
       2025-06-29T23:02:38Z
       
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       @ozzelot @neil Eye'm fully convinced that all the souls sent to hell have marketspeak whispered in their ears for all eternity.#Marketspeak #Hell #TuckersBalls
       
 (DIR) Post #AvdbzGwdmM0UwQvXl2 by drwho@masto.hackers.town
       2025-06-29T22:50:55Z
       
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       @neil I get emails like that, too. Mostly folks telling me I have a robots.txt file "that should be locked down," and asking me for a reward.All I can tell them is, I'm just some guy with a personal website (which I can tell you've never actually looked at) and that's supposed to be there. :blobcatgooglyshrug:
       
 (DIR) Post #Avdn4yG1GofSDUuYxk by shtrom@piaille.fr
       2025-06-30T01:31:36Z
       
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       @neil I assume the strawberry runs strawbian?(Edit: because I can't read and I think all berries look the same in writing. This joke's cryptic level has escalated very quickly) @lanodan
       
 (DIR) Post #AveCHc1Lkpi7rzAry4 by paulshryock@phpc.social
       2025-06-29T20:15:01Z
       
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       @neil HTML is incredibly fast and capable. It's all the nonsense people add on top that slows everything down.
       
 (DIR) Post #AveDI3vC7VSgMA4cwS by Archivist@social.linux.pizza
       2025-06-30T06:29:52Z
       
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       @neil CDNs and the Cloud are dreamed by the utterly deranged. Even when the web thingy needs to be smart, the most costly computer operation it may do is authentication and cryptography
       
 (DIR) Post #AveUzhfzt1njKKMQW8 by mo@mastodon.ml
       2025-06-30T09:44:05Z
       
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       @neil «I run my own CDN»+ Sounds absolutely badass+ 100% trueJust don't mention that your CDN consists of one server
       
 (DIR) Post #AvekZbNsG0W9Y6SYWu by janvenetor@mastodontti.fi
       2025-06-30T06:25:41Z
       
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       @alesroubicek @lanodan @neil so only one third of the mario game, and five times the working RAM memory of the console.I just put up a megabyte high resolution photo as a login page background, on explicit customer request, and cried a bit :/ they are considering a background video :/
       
 (DIR) Post #AvekpHbHa2mwpACzNR by orange_lux@eldritch.cafe
       2025-06-30T12:22:27Z
       
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       @lanodan @neil may I suggest a better alt than the filename ?This would make you post accessible to everyone.Picture of the first Mario game on the NES. There are two screens. On the first we see a green bush on the ground. On the second one, there is a white cloud in the sky. Both sprites are the same, only their color palette changed.#alt4You
       
 (DIR) Post #AvekpspPAV4OHg6I1g by lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me
       2025-06-30T12:45:36.835975Z
       
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       @orange_lux @neil Yeah that works, thanks