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(DIR) Post #AvdpNDrsAY2fkjRoqe by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T00:58:16Z
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OK let's brace for impactWe kick this off in just a couple of minutes! Get your timed mute buttons ready, or join in! This one is a full two hours long.#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNFZ9r6GD1GhtxI by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:03:48Z
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...This introduction music is awfully jaunty accompaniment for a hard-hearted mother/child Murder By Sea™. Love the sweeping aerial shots though.#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNGd5tx0GJlYYjI by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:04:27Z
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That french fry stealing rat bird sure is getting a lot of screen time in these opening credits though, not sure what that's all about#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNHHVThKUL6Spii by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:08:19Z
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Oh this movie _begins_ with unleashing the kraken? I guess this will come to a rapid conclusion then, that kraken always gets the job done and is never ignominiously defeated despite its enormous advantages in combat and in sheer hulking size.#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNI30d5KKiQgllI by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:09:40Z
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Styrofoam stonemasonry! A long lost art.#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNIg0I6WEfMvuXg by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:11:26Z
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*ten minutes of torrential water destroying a city, laying it low and driving off all its inhabitants, very excitedly composited together in post* Roland Emmerich could never#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNJCGMAK6HQ1fpA by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:12:45Z
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Huh, was not expecting full backal nudity.(Full bacchanal?)#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNK4V6VhyzdOzMe by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:14:04Z
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Here we see Zeus playing with his action figures. Zeus, no, leave them in their hutches! Those are still in mint condition!#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNKuxxRfxcLwt8q by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:15:00Z
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Zeus: "He will become abhorrent to human sight..."Me: well that sure feels relatable#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNLSdwEc9InhmdM by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:20:21Z
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Perseus, looking around a busted-up amphitheatre in Joppa: "Why is everything in such disrepair"?Theatre has been dying for three thousand years!*Statler and Waldorf weigh in from a box high up in the amphitheatre* Vaudeville is dead!!#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNM73VywNK8c3cm by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:26:50Z
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*Perseus dons the invisibility helmet* oh no now the ringwraiths can see him#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNMyEKHTVz3UWVU by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:30:52Z
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That guard was one hundred percent checking out Perseus's butt there#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNNVCLhqXdIuqtU by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:34:55Z
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*princess Andromeda's astral projection walks in a daze towards a golden cage barely the size of a telephone booth, sits down inside of it, and is borne aloft to parts unknown by a giant turkey vulture or roc or some such*Still more leg room in that rig than on Air Canada flights though#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNO6m5zu7VqUrSq by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:43:01Z
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Why is Pegasus galloping while flying? Is that like when you hold up a cat in mid-air and they try to run away from you but end up just wiggling their paws around?#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNOgDyCGDHn5Aie by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T01:52:48Z
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Wardrobe gave up, Perseus is just wearing a pillowcase in this scene.#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNPR1ADgtcuyXei by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:00:01Z
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Queen Cassiopea: "My daughter Andromeda, the most beautiful thing in the world, more beautiful than anything in heaven, more beautiful than the goddess Thetis herself..."If I found myself in ancient Greece I would simply not let my hubris get so away from me that I would insult the gods. It would be easy for me#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNQDaFeXU3XhKM4 by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:01:03Z
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@k8eb is suggesting that Perseus and Andromeda could solve the problem by simply getting it on#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpNQkCIOcvggxNBo by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-30T02:01:37Z
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@gnomon @k8eb As long as you don't mind the kraken destroying Jaffa#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdpREsWM1Vo2qfLvc by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:02:06Z
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*Calibos lifts a twisted hunting horn to his lips**every single person on mastodon* Do not TOOT it!!#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdponTXtAdQ0TDXKy by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:06:43Z
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*in defiance of Zeus's command, Athena conceals her beloved pet owl Bubo and dispatches a brass and iron clockwork owl wrought by Hephaestus as a gift to aid Perseus instead*BIRDS AREN'T REAL#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #Avdr7M7bui1wcuN37w by neia@fedi.ikeran.org
2025-06-30T02:16:19.000Z
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@gnomon@mastodon.social Calibos:#Monsterdon #ClashOfTheTitans1981
(DIR) Post #AvdrTGnOOeLsTkMan2 by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:23:23Z
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Stop-motion double dog with glowing eyes must be protected at all costs#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdrTHyQ18lY8EWucC by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:25:14Z
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JUSTICE FOR DOUBLE DOG#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdtPsxCmbUvZgT1I8 by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:28:47Z
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Is Medusa a lamia in this one? And an archer?#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdtPuVH1QLMNdPk24 by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:32:06Z
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Perseus wins the snake fight!Give that man his PhD!!#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdtPvR3YaZ3GqRt68 by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:33:40Z
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Perseus. My dude. Go fetch your fallen comrades. Don't just cut and run.#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdtPwBqkbzjbyLG2C by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:45:07Z
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Zeus: "Release the kraken."Poseidon: *goes and does some stuff underwater*Kraken: coming out of my cage and I'm feeling just fine#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdtPx4nSJwmMO38gC by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T02:46:56Z
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this krakenhonk could have been an email#monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdtREhrOR8PKPvx2G by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-30T02:47:24Z
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@gnomon DM THE KRAKEN!!!#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvdxuUmV6cqNOkJNq4 by gnomon@mastodon.social
2025-06-30T03:37:31Z
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@ricci @k8eb I mean,,, that place is kind of messed up already