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(DIR) Post #AvPBn6Gxg24HyMholE by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T00:32:23Z
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In about half an hour (7 MST) we will inflict a #monsterdon on the fediverse.Watch with us (see #MonsterdonAlert) or you have no chance to survive make your time. (You can make your time by muting the hashtag, Preferences -> Filters -> Add New Filter in the Mastodon web UI, for example.)We are watchin a 70s movie about a ragtag band of rebels who are trying to take down some manner of evil galactic empire using the power of laser swords. It is DEFINITELY NOT STAR WARS (1977) we are watching a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT move that has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with Star Wars, you can tell because it is called Starcrash (1978 or 1979 I dunno I guess this movie is so epic that it took to years to come out), which is a very different name, look there is not even a space after the word "Star" I am declaring, with permission from absolutely no one at all, that there will be an afterparty where we watch the deleted scenes, which I'm sure will reveal once and for all that Deckard really is a replicant. Deleted scenes are at: https://archive.org/details/starcrash_1979-bonus
(DIR) Post #AvPCx5Rvgxg6GnA5ya by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T00:45:22Z
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@biogeo for some reason
(DIR) Post #AvPEIbN0J6PnIygHBY by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:00:30Z
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This beginning doesn't remind me of anything#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPENmBPX2sGHyj3BI by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:01:26Z
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In the future, we'll have the technology to make all starship hulls out of paper#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPEOQyNsNocnRwj4K by jeffron@ohai.social
2025-06-23T01:01:31Z
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@ricci totally ripped this off from Spaceballs #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPEPO6E2s92Ar4Jyy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:01:45Z
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@jeffron oooooohhhh
(DIR) Post #AvPEVi1UslHXhhs52G by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:02:47Z
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We've already hit the "silly hat" #Monsterdon checkbox, life is good
(DIR) Post #AvPEaTQAbFIlregRwu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:03:38Z
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At thing just happened. I'm not sure what, I'm not sure why. Classic#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPEiQWFH05rBGJlMe by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:05:05Z
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Look I'm sure by now there a bazillion people who have been in both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises, but thanks to his role in this movie, I think Christopher Plummer gets the award for doing it first#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPEkP9pJ4FFXLm5zs by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:05:33Z
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ACAB includes Police Robot M#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPFFdIcmFcUNGmSUi by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:11:10Z
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"Damn?" Let's not curse in space, fellas#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPFSoay5gjxAke90y by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:13:33Z
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"Stella Star" wow don't spend too much time naming characters you won't have time to make a movie#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPFbEZbOBoK3g1QMC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:15:04Z
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Excuse me, this is Starcrash (1978) not Laserblast (1978) #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPFjCgmHL4oWzB87s by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:16:32Z
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I bet there's a star off crashing somewhere(Counterfeit @Taweret content)#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPFpo1qMZwq4lBEFE by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:17:42Z
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This robot has the least roboty voice that ever robotted#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPG2cmlTbGGyDEucC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:19:56Z
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The emperor is good in this one, that's how you can tell this IS NOT STAR WARS DAMMIT #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPGO104drnG9TfGSG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:23:49Z
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Do these ships not stock clothes for women#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPGjSPXvMpzFKnsAa by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:27:41Z
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Bechdell pass... I guess? But it kind of ... doesn't feel like it#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPGp9PPUFTW38SFSy by irene@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:28:41Z
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@ricci but they stocked 100 tampons
(DIR) Post #AvPH1T87zPbegmFEbA by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:31:01Z
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Why does the giant robot have titsNo don't answer that#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPHRq1xT79xF6vtTc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:35:46Z
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I'm impressed that there have been the aftermaths of multiple star crashes, does what it says on the tin#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPHWxsNj6Rv1UtjhQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:36:43Z
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If my computer was a giant glowing brain I simply would not caress it#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPHikcipDGpOcC3HM by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:38:50Z
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open the pod bay doors thor#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPHlxOPo14Jrs1w6i by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:39:25Z
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TF how is making snow angels going to save them#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPI30GUNdmNhNS208 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:42:30Z
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"The explosion will be of extraordinary magnitude" mooninites.gifplease tell me someone gets this#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPI9GFrqJpD1o90ts by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:43:37Z
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Wait did everyone always know he had powers? I do not understand the ... anything .. of this movie#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPIKoXghfVwYPzM5A by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:45:38Z
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(DIR) Post #AvPISOmUMocSyQWoPA by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:47:03Z
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The famous outlaw explains that he will not change the future because it's against the law, what is logic #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPIaTsVIg7H6ACBpw by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:48:27Z
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Great, I guess his powers mean that nothing matters, congratulations#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPIic6QbaiqvIaQVs by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:49:56Z
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"Time for a little robot chauvinism" I''m so dead#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPInTZvj2Abvxhjmq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:50:54Z
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Just imagine if you were just listening to the audio and not watching the visuals, what would you imagine the cop robot looks like#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPIpB8HHJ2BIta9Oy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:51:13Z
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Fuckin' Temu Ewoks#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPIuBjCUWlWbBF0zY by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:52:07Z
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These cave people seem rather cheerful, we should take their example#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJ24IW08yVs1W6mu by Zerofactorial@noc.social
2025-06-23T01:53:21Z
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@ricci They seem like preppers #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJ4ZonmLtqD2oa8G by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:54:00Z
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I am actually impressed with the pacing in this movie, a fairly normal amount of things are happening (if only we knew why)#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJH8hduA2bsQSMcq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:56:16Z
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I'm impressed about how they managed to put Stella Star into a bikini bottom even when she's wearing an envirosuit#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJKuTuio68vbphiK by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:56:57Z
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Oh good it's the guy who knows everything and can do anything#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJRuH9svloJjCe5Q by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2025-06-23T01:58:06Z
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@ricci She and Elle have red accents on their tushies!
(DIR) Post #AvPJS8sXajzVbinhIW by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:58:16Z
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Very good, clearly there could only be one planet that has two or more groups of people on it that would like to kill us, solid logic#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJWHkbb4nOf53LbU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T01:59:00Z
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Having a guy who knows everything sure does work well for exposition#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJh9Q0uqns0ObQ5A by elb@social.sdf.org
2025-06-23T02:00:55Z
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@ricci wait for it! IT TAKES A WHILE
(DIR) Post #AvPJjJEHPX2P0o8wOe by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:01:22Z
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"Your success would become my triumph"Sounds like some grindset shit Count#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJqbnglJvqdWBbLE by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:02:40Z
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Geez lady you're the only one who didn't know who SIMON was jeez what a maroon#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPJx6Mg2OmTAReDgm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:03:50Z
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"We have to get past those golems""Yes but how"Maybe try moving at more than 0.1 mph#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPK7DcduR6WZWwK7k by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:05:41Z
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They let the magic smoke out of the computer :( #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPKJz03aOpczCygwC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:07:58Z
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The rest of this movie should have just been a never ending zoom in on Akton's face#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPKMoDa84dGPpeSoa by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:08:30Z
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Simon says: You ARE my father#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPKRYyCFUbqZXiqI4 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:09:21Z
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"Imperial battleship HALT THE FLOW OF TIME"omg omg omg I am dead buried and decomposed#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPKmifROBAqjJ2OCu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:13:11Z
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"By sunset I'll be the new emperor"you are IN SPACE MY DUDE#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPKtBF43vLJ5cmUGe by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:14:20Z
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pew pew pewpew pa pew pew pewKILL THEMpew pew pa pa pew pew#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPL4rZJ29ipY3osKm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:16:27Z
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This boarding party shit is brilliant, I don't care what anyone tells you, any space battle that does not have canisters breaking through glass spaceship windows, then dudes jumping out is SHIT#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPLI35TWBtx2Q9bP6 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:18:50Z
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That battle was so good, suck it Starwars#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPLNos3HtsigScwBU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:19:47Z
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I would say that it's ridiculous to have a weapon named the "doom machine" but we are ripping of a movie with the "death star" here#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPLXacl6xitOW8HTs by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:21:38Z
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I kind of like how prescient this movie is, the villain is really more Kylo Ren than Darth Vader#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPLe1oEwyzBRfZaGu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:22:48Z
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"You can't keep a good robot down"But: you should have#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPLqL8Uv5YErRv2HI by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:25:01Z
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Actually sort of like these cheap-ass spaceship models#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPLu6qVzYCnhRIyjg by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:25:38Z
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"My lord?""Yes Eric?"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPM2fSnAXjxNdI1yq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:27:16Z
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Oh my god, that dive out the window has left me curled up in the fetal position with painful laughter#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPM6HjtJiVyxX0qjQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:27:54Z
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They really gave that hand the finger#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPMBXEz6tUoU53lom by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:28:51Z
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Simon says: blow up the evil spaceship#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPMFICuwhHr18suRc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:29:33Z
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"Well, it's done ... it's happened"Perfect monologue to end this #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPMNpwbOf9Xy1KMb2 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:31:05Z
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Okay: in about 15 minutes, (:45 past the hour for most of us) we watch the deleted scenes: https://archive.org/details/starcrash_1979-bonus#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPMTqlrEhBkGiAY8O by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2025-06-23T02:31:56Z
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@ricci they have a charm #Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPMVyOLsAomU2Bdp2 by arisummerland@mas.to
2025-06-23T02:32:33Z
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@ricci honestly this is probably going to be much more interesting than the actual film...
(DIR) Post #AvPMXZCkUNMQwiWGyu by diazona@techhub.social
2025-06-23T02:32:51Z
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@ricci ooooh yes I am in#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPMoIX9iwqsAJ2iGG by JPK_elmediat@c.im
2025-06-23T02:35:52Z
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@ricci A gay-gun shoot-out in a church.
(DIR) Post #AvPNHTo2tOEpWXrFEu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:41:08Z
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#Monsterdon round 2: Electric Deleted Scenes Boogaloo in T -5 minutes
(DIR) Post #AvPNQj6HOmI3Z1nOiG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:42:49Z
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@nev fair
(DIR) Post #AvPNcoFk4Dtz1Gz1wu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:45:00Z
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Extra scenes start ..... NOW#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPNgAp2bxjBsz69qa by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:45:37Z
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oh god there is a directors cut#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPNrj4jbDiRIzwniK by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:47:43Z
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We missed out on so much people tapping things with their gloves#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPO2toO1RPJmyd1we by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:49:43Z
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Roger Corman did know how to cut, apparently#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPO7TMXmpsrCrmnya by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:50:32Z
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Well sheesh if the had included this scroll maybe I would have understood what was going onWell if they had it in English#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPOD4AqLnhop3yrPk by diazona@techhub.social
2025-06-23T02:51:33Z
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@ricci I know rightI don't speak French and even so I felt enlightened by that#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPOHlhsRG2Kzmfqnw by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:52:24Z
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Actually the fact that this weapon destroys minds helps some things make sense#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPONAcTEzlNi1ilO4 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:53:22Z
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Wow curly haired dude who is not the hoff could be a toothpaste model#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPONlykL8ZBZpQZkG by diazona@techhub.social
2025-06-23T02:53:30Z
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@ricci Yet again the movie realizes itself#Monsterdon #StarCrashDeletedScenes
(DIR) Post #AvPOX59KQusHdjofqa by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:55:10Z
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Hmm, so I did watch the version with this campy "one damn survivor"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPOZeehOTRWL4iTJo by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:55:39Z
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lol okay they cut something that was ILLOGICAL how did they have any movie left#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPOlIuG58tAMPY5oG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:57:37Z
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Why would you make a gun where you have to hold the pointy stabby part#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPOm9sf7o6UeoD4BE by bk1e@mastodon.social
2025-06-23T02:57:53Z
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@ricci Wasn’t Corman a stickler for cutting films down to four reels or something like that?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPOoq59Byj07bKNge by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:58:24Z
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@bk1e maybe? I'm still learning
(DIR) Post #AvPOwySdvIzGQQCGHY by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T02:59:50Z
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the confused look on Thor's face in this scene matches my own#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPP0iKVqAKlYOB2oq by Zerofactorial@noc.social
2025-06-23T03:00:21Z
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@ricci You run up to the enemy and make a big show of having it slip from your grasp so they grab it. Your work is done for you #monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPPQkLixEJVLX9nmq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:05:11Z
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Yes. The movie did actually need the line "Watch out you big broad"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPPePd2n2RN8Wm5sO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:07:42Z
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I like how judgy these intertitles are#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPPlDAxUKigXcscgi by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:08:55Z
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I ship the evil count and Thor#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPQ3DLrZaYAIcZ5cm by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:12:11Z
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So uh in this version Simon tells her he's the guy she was looking for so I guess later when she doesn't know who he is that would be even stupider#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPQ8b0T3HtP6z7ie8 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:13:09Z
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They cut "they not like us"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPQFui4C6vsFO0Qzo by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:14:28Z
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They cut slowmo shots of the boarding missle things?? CRIME#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPQJ5tZ40BRo5ttlg by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:15:02Z
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so happy to watch the boarding missiles again#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPQPyf8LxM9OzQu3c by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:16:18Z
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You know what would have been great? If when one of those ships sploded the soundtrack just suddenly stopped#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPQZRWaPiIvWSwrjM by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:18:00Z
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This whole fight scene was so pointlessly good#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPQeO1gqd0K7Xr1hA by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:18:53Z
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Oh his name was Elric, not Eric#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvPR48ZYvWPjilyc4W by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-23T03:23:33Z
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The deleted scenes: very worth itWant the original ending credits song as my ringtone#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AvWfWGPbij6WbLBCpU by JoeWynne@mstdn.plus
2025-06-26T15:08:27Z
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@ricci Rob, I watched these delayed and enjoyed them very much. Thanks!
(DIR) Post #AvWmSq41vO8lh8OvWy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-26T16:26:18Z
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@JoeWynne we can all thank the person who uploaded them!