Post AvCkhvyjUePVwHyLtg by carstenfranke@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AvCkhsSiZE1F27yF4y by LRRRonEarth@beige.party
2025-06-16T22:38:25Z
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HEY FRAGILE GREEK ALPHABET MEN: IT'S GAY TO BE A MAN. THERE. YOU'RE FREE NOW.
(DIR) Post #AvCkhtlBk2O73hcVVY by soundconjurer@4bear.com
2025-06-16T22:39:11Z
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@LRRRonEarth So Sayeth Lrrr! Hail Lrrr!Edit: Also, can you go ahead and start eating humans? Apparently, we don't age very well, like a cucumber, best to pick them before they turn orange or the whole production shuts down.
(DIR) Post #AvCkhuZshYwBavKzWS by carstenfranke@mastodon.social
2025-06-16T22:44:33Z
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@soundconjurerMaybe start with eating the bad ones that have already become orange? Cucumbers that is.... @LRRRonEarth
(DIR) Post #AvCkhvKftaMrw3EMSW by soundconjurer@4bear.com
2025-06-16T22:47:39Z
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@carstenfranke @LRRRonEarth , I volunteer my savory, succulent, tender human being first! Drug free, no hippie incident again! I am tired of paying a mortgage and working for healthcare!
(DIR) Post #AvCkhvyjUePVwHyLtg by carstenfranke@mastodon.social
2025-06-16T22:58:18Z
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@soundconjurerI prefer another orange person to be eaten to improve these challenges in life... @LRRRonEarth
(DIR) Post #AvCkhwi6lwhsD1Caci by soundconjurer@4bear.com
2025-06-16T23:04:01Z
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@carstenfranke @LRRRonEarth Lrrr is a virile Omicronian Leader, he could eat a dozen humans! I am merely a low sodium snack to off set the high sodium McD Chicken Nugget.
(DIR) Post #AvCkhxMWLh26EM6rc8 by LRRRonEarth@beige.party
2025-06-16T23:12:23Z
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@soundconjurer @carstenfranke I AM OFF MY DIET. YOU'RE ALL IN DANGER.
(DIR) Post #AvCkhy95R7sgeypeJU by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-17T00:32:11Z
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@LRRRonEarth @soundconjurer @carstenfranke P-pica?
(DIR) Post #AvCki05GEK0cfh3ccy by LRRRonEarth@beige.party
2025-06-16T22:41:25Z
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LIKE WHOEVER YOU WANT. I'M JUST SAYING, IF THEY CAN REACH HYPERMASCULINE BEDROCK, MAYBE THEY'LL BECOME SOMEWHAT LESS OBNOXIOUS AND I'LL STOP GETTING ADS FOR NORMAL OBJECTS THAT HAVE BEEN RETOOLED TO LOOK LIKE BATMAN GADGETS.
(DIR) Post #AvCki0Chmdxp2mXZEO by LRRRonEarth@beige.party
2025-06-16T22:45:35Z
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FEELING KINDA WEIRD ABOUT THIS ONE. THERE'S NO VALENCE TO BEING A MAN. IT'S SIMULTANEOUSLY EVERY SEXUAL ORIENTATION AT ONCE UNTIL THE OBSERVER EXPERIENCES IT. YOU'RE A CAT IN A BOX. ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.I JUST WANT TO BULLY MANOSPHERE TYPES, MMKAY?
(DIR) Post #AvCuISJReWXsEZ9MdE by soundconjurer@4bear.com
2025-06-17T02:19:46Z
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@futurebird @LRRRonEarth @carstenfranke , did you just assume Lrrr would be eating a non-food item? I'll have you know as a food, I moon rock! Because everyone knows why a moon rock tastes better than an earth rock!