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 (DIR) Post #Av6Vjxk9Er5NjMts7k by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-06-14T00:16:23Z
       
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       Watching Amazon Alexa and Philips Hue conduct a war for the appliances and lights in my brother's house like it's some massive game of risk.
       
 (DIR) Post #Av6Vvq6bSgMlW94CJ6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2025-06-14T00:18:32Z
       
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       There are six things called "kitchen lights" and half of them are groups. At least one is a ghost and who knows what happens when you ask to turn them on.
       
 (DIR) Post #Av6YHx8yArxTcoqVCS by rehana@mastodon.social
       2025-06-14T00:44:54Z
       
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       @futurebird Pretty sure I've seen Google Assistant fight with itself about who knows how to turn off the TV.
       
 (DIR) Post #Av6vFUpUlwvcB2XCPA by jens@social.finkhaeuser.de
       2025-06-14T05:02:07Z
       
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       @futurebird Hue is easy to hack, or so I've heard. So you could take them over and get them to cooperate.
       
 (DIR) Post #Av7NtAyanqweu3UzBY by Phosphenes@mastodon.social
       2025-06-14T10:23:05Z
       
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       @futurebird New twist on a horror trope.  Rogue smart home with two warring brains.