Post Av6LUUaeLeI9QcRSro by swachter@toot.boston
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(DIR) Post #Av6KS51UKqaxbGHVC4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-13T22:09:51Z
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He's younger than me. And that makes me feel so youthful and radiant. Granted it's a low bar, but give it a try. Look up his age.
(DIR) Post #Av6KZ9uEZwdeltGPKq by roknrol@beige.party
2025-06-13T22:11:07Z
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@futurebird Jebus...he's ten years younger than me, but I look...a whole lot younger than him.Low bar indeed.
(DIR) Post #Av6Keyj33nBtpjo4WG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-13T22:12:14Z
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@roknrol maybe that's why his heart is so shriveled and sour. Like a dusty lemon under a bar in an abandon building condemned for asbestos.
(DIR) Post #Av6KqInalhwRH7Kc40 by roknrol@beige.party
2025-06-13T22:14:14Z
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@futurebird It's probably genetics. But I bet that the hate doesn't help.
(DIR) Post #Av6L4oeV8RQy7Y03qS by farah@beige.party
2025-06-13T22:16:52Z
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@futurebird WTF, he’s younger than me! Wow!!
(DIR) Post #Av6L7kIplMF9V3GKLA by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-13T22:17:25Z
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@farah reverse dorian gray lookin dude
(DIR) Post #Av6LMvRubRdAPhkMdM by jillL@theblower.au
2025-06-13T22:20:05Z
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@futurebird #uspol That means he will be haunting the world for the next 50 years.
(DIR) Post #Av6LUUaeLeI9QcRSro by swachter@toot.boston
2025-06-13T22:21:27Z
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@futurebird Dude, he's younger than me too. I assumed he was a Palpatine aged mf but no.
(DIR) Post #Av6LrpqdThrS1E3AB6 by ptoothfish@mastodon.nz
2025-06-13T22:25:42Z
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@futurebird @farah i was just gonna say there's a portrait in an attic somewhere growing more radiant every day 🤣thirty nine. THIRTY nine. just three tens and nine.i def have a touch of the premature decrepitude meself, but fuck A duck, steve-oi couldn't have found the time for that much hate in my thirties. he must be accessing the wrong past lives.
(DIR) Post #Av6Lsk6WJpqEUhudiC by Okanogen@mastodon.social
2025-06-13T22:25:42Z
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@futurebird How can the undead look so old?
(DIR) Post #Av6LuJCDKl21cSK3YO by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-13T22:26:13Z
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@jillL uuuuuugggghhhhhhh why
(DIR) Post #Av6LxYODIj3pbsTyfA by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-13T22:26:47Z
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@jillL ... maybe he will change his ways and cry and live a live of simple poverty in penance.
(DIR) Post #Av6M9gJxdcU5gSHCRE by mothninja@mastodon.world
2025-06-13T22:28:53Z
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@futurebird whaaat he is more than a decade younger than me?! Wow. Evil takes its toll, huh.
(DIR) Post #Av6MIK5df5VfLFhKWu by jillL@theblower.au
2025-06-13T22:30:30Z
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@futurebird Or maybe he will be struck by lightning.
(DIR) Post #Av6MsJy1azdPNzIlXc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-13T22:37:03Z
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@jillL Wouldn't that make him a charged miller? or does he turn into zombie?
(DIR) Post #Av6Q4jTurLBRr3pQYa by aSweetGentleman@mstdn.social
2025-06-13T23:12:52Z
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@futurebird I hate to say Disney movies were right but evil does show on one's face.I think it's because these people are incapable of feeling joy and happiness, only envy and hatred.They never smile or laugh so they have no "happy lines" on their faces.
(DIR) Post #Av6Uvlbi5PExc11Buy by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2025-06-14T00:07:16Z
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@futurebird @jillL No. He becomes a pile of ashes
(DIR) Post #Av80JnY1oX7MJmC9NA by cshlan@dawdling.net
2025-06-14T17:33:19Z
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@futurebird He doesn't look older than his age to me? I think it's his hair. He's definitely evil, though. He's a whole lost opportunity at human decency.