Post AuwKfbTXePdkc8Wo64 by leean00@discuss.systems
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(DIR) Post #AuwCt7n416sey5b0QC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T00:58:01Z
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Hi, for tonight's #Monsterdon , Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein (1972) I simply cannot be bothered to type out "Frankenstein's Monster" over and over again (in large part because I always misspell the damn thing) so his name is canonically Frank.Thanks, let's have fun
(DIR) Post #AuwCxGXhQ0INGrNrea by That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
2025-06-09T00:58:47Z
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@ricci Well, thanks Rob...
(DIR) Post #AuwD7xozMb4IOTZX9M by That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
2025-06-09T01:00:45Z
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@ricci Well, thanks Rob...#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwDAIXHJq3fDXOwAy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:01:11Z
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@That_Damn_Frank You're welcome, Frank's Monster
(DIR) Post #AuwDH1S3EieQG5A9QG by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:02:24Z
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Based on the credits, the people who made this movie seem proud of it.I'm not sure they should be#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwDNMvkI6uwbz4ulk by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:03:31Z
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Clocks bonging, clocks ticking, SOMEONE has been to film school and heard of "themes"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwDUwfLpF4LTF1ST2 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:04:54Z
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We've done it folks, the worst Dracula seen in #Monsterdon to date
(DIR) Post #AuwDYWDM76aGahdEeW by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:05:32Z
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Could just watch the cat for 90 minutes, thanks#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwDiiom6o2UZm02im by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:07:23Z
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Crazy is when bad paint and hum#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwDoyPh2QWEgLFUUi by That_Damn_Frank@beige.party
2025-06-09T01:08:30Z
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@ricci You know, these neck bolts are bad enough; there's just no way to get a date that way. But that huge stainless steel shod peen? The one with occasional blue sparks of electricity? Honestly, what woman would ever want that...?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwDupKbiZ8gFgf3Sq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:09:16Z
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I'm not sad about anything yet, but neither is that crying guy#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwDyDZ44lTwHL2Z9c by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:10:11Z
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Thanks, you're an ophthalmologist, we get it, we get it#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwE9bWfKR3VmLLcQq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:12:15Z
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This is the longest time I've ever spent staring at a horse's ass#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwELl69Z3rUwSk5my by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:14:26Z
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This long horse drawn carriage journey to a foreboding castle could have been an email#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwEYSpkmaxY3n87d2 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:16:39Z
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Part of this soundtrack sounds like the sound that GSM phones used to induce in cheap speakers#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwEbewKEHreTVjAMS by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:17:19Z
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"Flute music to stake draculas by"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwEjXVziaMDlSAXi4 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:18:44Z
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Was that a self-driving carriage?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwEsm96grW3kOrr5U by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:20:25Z
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You know, if you're going to go this light on dialog, you'd think that when you have people say things that those things would contribute to the movie in some way#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFA6ihRw8gTnmRfs by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:23:32Z
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Oh good, here come the coffins of soil, glad to hear this this is truly part of the Real Estate Transaction Cinematic Universe#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFDq65C96E5DUsgy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:24:13Z
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Dracula has been dead for all of what 30 seconds? Very exciting#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFJ572nLyg6JRjoO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:25:10Z
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Someone should have told this actress *where* the thing she is supposed to look at in fear is#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFWMR1hbyRac7oie by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:27:33Z
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IT'S FRANK!#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFY1HhJIiEZVYJyi by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:27:53Z
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OMG Frank is SO STONED#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFftGqzLzy2CuXPk by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:28:41Z
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"Well, enough of that scene, that was boring"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFmXnNESoZSNIKIq by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:30:29Z
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Wait, why does the cabaret singer ALSO look dubbed?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwFuhqjjcA2xKl9nM by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:31:58Z
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Frank, this is not how dating works! We have Tinder now!#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwG3Trx5CMuCdVoDQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:33:33Z
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Yes there is no other way to get blood out of someone, certainly not#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwGCcv4nqlksWKoIy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:35:11Z
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Goddamn it Frankenstein I went to a lot of work to kill that bat#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwGF1x0hzqj5fNxVQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:35:39Z
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These motherfuckers better not have drowned a real bat to make this#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwGRCf2iL5JmZmlou by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:37:49Z
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At some point, someone will make a facial expression in this movie that makes sense with what's going on in the movieHaha JK#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwGjlNoMCCmgRZlGC by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:41:11Z
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So uh, still not a Bechdel pass, right?#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwGogWXqnPv3r0Xia by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:42:05Z
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OH MY GOD stop doing dialog PLEASE#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwH27oPhlfFSUm4ie by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:44:30Z
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Currently amusing myself by trying to figure out if Igor is wearing a fur hat or if his hair is just that bad#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwH7i0mXl93B3Dq2C by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:45:26Z
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"I'll have what SHE'S having"#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwHLL7OSPWAEFoY9g by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:47:59Z
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Oh my god every time they try to do a dialogue I just hat them more#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwHb2tvxJU8MZ0YOu by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:50:49Z
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This dracula has all the style and panache of a wet paper bag#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwHjy4LI5OTyz8Ats by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:52:21Z
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Oooh, Frank, so strong, so manly#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwHqGUjhIEmrmTlBY by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:53:34Z
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I would like it very much if at some point a woman in this movie made a sound that was not a moan, a shriek, or a combination of the two#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwI4gkwr2PAMwwKZc by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:56:11Z
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Well, a woman did say words but ... well, be careful what you wish for I guess#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwIGzdYTwquOyLhTs by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T01:58:23Z
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Dracula dracula'ed so hard that dracula came out of his eye holes#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwISl8cDNrAuPUIbY by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:00:32Z
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WTF when did it become daytime#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwIvzjp0kHEaWpbAO by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:05:48Z
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I'm SO SORRY that I implied at the beginning of the move that I MIGHT WANT PEOPLE TO SAY MORE THINGS! Please! I repent!#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwJ6IUK9aYxdVUkE4 by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:07:40Z
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Never have I been so happy to see an ad break#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwJDL2n37CDaeyQTo by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:08:57Z
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Never mind I take back what I said about an ad break, this little caesar's ad just felt the need to both a) use GOAT, b) explain to me what GOAT meansThere is no escape only suffering#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwJVTd9ra9FQwdLDU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:12:13Z
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The movie ends(?) as it begins, with annoying-ass bells#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwJqm30aJ9AdMscls by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:16:04Z
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The look of confusion on dr watshisface's face was the only genuine reaction anyone has had to anything in this entire movie#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwJvQKgkOPijbMoJU by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:16:54Z
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STOP NARRATING YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwK9zFxhMBD6R6HoW by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:19:32Z
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Still a better love story than Twilight#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwKImwKrOu7Vg7K1g by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:21:07Z
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@steggy Oh man, those were the days. Why can't we be learning about an ancient Indian curse or some shit from some drunk dude in a shed#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwKM0ZCeVEkdqpfjk by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:21:44Z
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DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwKQtbpwoNgVlOYPQ by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:22:35Z
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Oh, huh, apparently there were other people around, who knew#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwKZRGCiXzfC9LlGy by ricci@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:24:08Z
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Did this movie need to be made?NoDid we need to watch this move?Also noDid we have a good time?Again, no#Monsterdon
(DIR) Post #AuwKfbTXePdkc8Wo64 by leean00@discuss.systems
2025-06-09T02:25:16Z
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@ricci #mst3k Whaddya think sirs?